What's Wrong With This Picture?

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    She didn't serve him a drink?
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    Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    clock is bass ackward
    curtains on outside
    broom in fridge
    polishing rug
    books under sink
    2 faucets
    carrots growing on trees
    mismatched shoes on person in chair
    woman has one long and one short sleeve
    super uigly chair in middle of kitchen


    Woman is smiling while cleaning - has been threatened by person in chair or has an extremely low IQ
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Well, if we're going to answer straight...

      It's day outside the door, but night outside the window.

      Chair person has one pant leg cuffed, one uncuffed.

      Sink cabinet has a handle on the inside of the door.

      Chair has a wooden leg on one side; none on the other.

      Woman's sleeves appear different.

      There doesn't appear to be a front door. This could be a bit of a nitpick, but the door hinges aren't found in the visible frame and neither is the notch for the door knob latch assembly or strike plate.
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      Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      clock is bass ackward
      curtains on outside
      broom in fridge
      polishing rug
      books under sink
      2 faucets
      carrots growing on trees
      mismatched shoes on person in chair
      woman has one long and one short sleeve
      super uigly chair in middle of kitchen


      Woman is smiling while cleaning - has been threatened by person in chair or has an extremely low IQ
      Calendar shows 31 days in June.
      Fridge has a key to open it.
      Cupboard closest to wall has no handle.
      Chair is missing a roller/wheel on the front.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Calendar shows 31 days in June.
        Fridge has a key to open it.
        Cupboard closest to wall has no handle.
        Chair is missing a roller/wheel on the front.
        Claude's fridge has a key. Cheryl hides it.

        We can't actually tell if any of the cupboards have external handles.
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        Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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        • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Claude's fridge has a key. Cheryl hides it.

          We can't actually tell if any of the cupboards have external handles.

          Clever Cheryl


          Years ago, on a mission in Hungary we had to store our weapons in a fridge because it was the only thing with a lock on it. Learned the Hungarians lockup their food first and their daughters second.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

            Clever Cheryl


            Years ago, on a mission in Hungary we had to store our weapons in a fridge because it was the only thing with a lock on it. Learned the Hungarians lockup their food first and their daughters second.
            Was that when you were fighting in the Cold War?
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Claude's fridge has a key. Cheryl hides it.

          We can't actually tell if any of the cupboards have external handles.
          Claude's Fridge has a child proof handle, no need for a key.

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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    What's wrong with it? Whats right with it..well I'll tell you..

    It's totally in keeping with the way Claude dresses when he's doing his in home vacuum demonstrations.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Fridge is a horrible pink color.
    Plant shows carrots growing above the ground.
    There is no nuclear explosion outside.
    Kid is reading "How to Measure the Circumference of a Whitacre" and is naturally in distress.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dakhli Houssem
    the man wears a shoe in one foot and a seesaw in the other
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
    Absurd! She is allowed to wear clothes and shoes!! What is the world coming to?


    + no beer
    + floor polisher is cordless


    What is right with the picture? The man has good man training!
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    You people aren't seeing the obvious.

    The woman's wig is not her natural hair color.
    The boy is not her son. He is an actor.
    The woman's dress is one size too small.
    In the room it is 48 degrees, but nobody is wearing a coat.
    The boy is wearing no underwear.
    The book the boy is reading has no print on the inside pages. It's a prop.
    The book's title shows that it was written in 1958, but the actual first printing was in 1976.
    The boy isn't looking at the book. He's faking it.
    Both of them are ignoring the fact that "Dad" is dead..laying rolled up in a carpet, in the bedroom. They act like it never happened.
    Why is the cupboard handle on the inside of the door?
    The woman is scrubbing the rug, because that's where "Junior" stabbed his "Dad".

    But wait...there's more....

    The people are only in 2 dimensions, but are acting as though they are three dimensional. That's against the law.


    Both of them have been standing in exactly the same position for 8 hours, as the artist paints the illustration. And they are pretending that there isn't an artist in the corner...painting the scene.



    Judging by the angle, the artist is 8 feet tall.

    The clock hands are moving in reverse direction.

    Even though the book titles are in English, both actors are from Germany, and cannot read English. That's why they are not speaking.

    The woman slept with the artist to get this job.
    Neither of them have eaten breakfast.

    All the books under the sink are library books that are over due.

    The woman (if she is indeed a woman) is holding the rug scrubber as though she is stabbing herself in the stomach with it.

    She is holding the rug scrubber with a left handed grip, but she is really right handed.

    The boy is only 15 years old, although he claimed that he was 18...in order to get this job.
    The woman is only 24 years old. Way too young to be his mother. Bad casting all around.

    They are both smiling, even though the young man just killed the "Dad" on the rug. And the artist and woman are sweating, because they know that the minute this painting is finished, they are next.

    There are no shadows. Which means that this is a painting, of a dream, in a computer simulation.
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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    Everyone missed the obvious. There's no question mark at the end of the sentence.


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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    she is cleaning
    he is sitting

    whatever happened to womens lib
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    Man wear one shoe and one sandal.
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  • Profile picture of the author StevenBrown
    Man wear one shoe and one sandal.
    super ugly chair in the middle of kitchen
    books under sink
    carrots growing on trees
    clock bass is ackward
    etc....
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