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TRIVIA NIGHT

by tagiscom
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Ok, l haven't done one of these for a while, but since l am taking a break,...l thought why not.

And no doubt someone will ask, "what do l win" and my answer will be, something graphic related, (l am a pro with Photoshop) going to whoever gets the highest tally of correct guesses.

Ok, let's start.......


#1 Pitch Black, or Chronicles of Riddock, (close enough, Dan).


#2 The Disorderly Orderly, well done Dan.


#3 ROCK A BY BABY


4# Red Planet - Mark


#5 MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD,....


#6 Dan got this one! Or it is Chaddyshack.


#7 WHO IS MINDING THE STORE

I know, ain't saying anything!


8# Wrath Of Khan - Mark

Maaarrrggg!

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    Looks like l will have to give some clues.

    #1 this isn't mars.

    #2, #3 A Gerry Lewis movie.

    #4 Is Mars,...

    #5, 6, 7 are not Mars, but should be easy to pick.

    #8 Self explanatory.

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    Shane...Jerry Lewis movies? Do we look French?
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Shane...Jerry Lewis movies? Do we look French?
      Yep, everyone, except Claude.

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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Shane...Jerry Lewis movies? Do we look French?
      Claude has a French name and smells like garlic, does that count?
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    Do I see Flight of the Phoenix and Caddyshack?
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Do I see Flight of the Phoenix and Caddyshack?
      Yep, you have got the Chaddyshack one, but not Flight of the Phoenix.

      I will put your name to that one, so if anyone else lists that one, it will be invalid......

      well done!

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    This is just too trivial!
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    8# Wrath Of Khan

    4# Red Planet

    7# Flubber or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      8# Wrath Of Khan

      4# Red Planet

      7# Flubber or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
      Got the first two, number 7 thought, no!

      So unless Dan can put a head on it, or someone else can guess a few, you are in front!

      All of these movies are well know or mainstream.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    I was going to let others play, but I can't let some limey win.

    1. Chronicles of Riddick - this movie isn't in your wheelhouse, Shane, so maybe this is a different movie that used the same location?

    2. The Disorderly Orderly (tbh, I knew the movie, but had to look up the name.)

    3, 5, and 7 have me stumped. 7 looks like Dick Van Dyke, but I can't place the movie.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      I s going to let others play, but I can let some limey win.

      1. Chronicles of Riddick - this movie isn't in your wheelhouse, Shane, so maybe this is a different movie that used the same location?

      2. The Disorderly Orderly (tbh, I knew the movie, but had to look up the name.)

      3, 5, and 7 have me stumped. 7 looks like Dick Van Dyke, but I can't place the movie.
      You got two right! or are ahead.


      I will probably have to give some more clues...

      3# This one isn't for baby's.

      #5 Pilot looks crazy,.....

      #7 Jerry Lewis movie.

      Someone should get it now and win! Although Dan is ahead.

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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Ok, it has been two days, and no more answers, so l will fill in the blanks, and give it to Dan.

    PS Dan give me a PM, as to what you want done, help with a header, cleaning some image, cleaning a waterlogged image, putting Claudes head on a donkey, whatever you like.

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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      putting Claudes head on a donkey, whatever you like.
      Hmmm...putting the head of a jackass on a donkey seems a little on the nose.

      I'll think about it.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Hmmm...putting the head of a jackass on a donkey seems a little on the nose.

        I'll think about it.

        Now.....that's just mean.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Now.....that's just mean.
          Seriously! Why would anybody do that to a poor, defenseless donkey?
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            Seriously! Why would anybody do that to a poor, defenseless donkey?
            I'm not poor.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              I'm not poor.
              You're not a donkey either.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                You're not a donkey either.
                That's racist.

                If you want to call me a jackass, don't say it behind my back...say it to my face.

                Wait a minute..if you are talking behind my back, you are in front of my face. So I insist that you stand behind me, and talk about me behind my front.
                And then I will be able to hear your insult with having to look at your face.

                That is all. You may go now.

                Added later; I just read the last few posts to Cheryl. I thought they were funny. She just sighed a little, like I was a four year old, and walked out of the room.

                This means war.
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                • Profile picture of the author Kurt
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  That's racist.

                  If you want to call me a jackass, don't say it behind my back...say it to my face.

                  Wait a minute..if you are talking behind my back, you are in front of my face. So I insist that you stand behind me, and talk about me behind my front.
                  And then I will be able to hear your insult with having to look at your face.

                  That is all. You may go now.

                  Added later; I just read the last few posts to Cheryl. I thought they were funny. She just sighed a little, like I was a four year old, and walked out of the room.

                  This means war.
                  She has great and unmatched wisdom.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                    She has great and unmatched wisdom.
                    And...she's a very stable genius.
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                    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      And...she's a very stable genius.
                      A male donkey is called an "ass". Putting your head on it would be a match made in heaven.

                      Matches made in Heaven can be purchased from the the following.address:

                      The House of The Lord
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                      Above US County
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                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      And...she's a very stable genius.
                      She didn't help us at Normandy though.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      And...she's a very stable genius.
                      I spent some time pondering this last night.

                      I've met Cheryl and she seems very much like the brains of the operation (both your business and your marriage).

                      But....she *did* marry you.

                      It's quite a paradox; one that makes me think there's a possibility she's being held against her will or drugged or something. Someone so intelligent and together just doesn't get involved with someone*...well...like you.




                      (I'm uncomfortable referring to you as "someone" because it implies that you're a person, but I can only shove so many indirect insults in one post.)
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                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        It's quite a paradox; one that makes me think there's a possibility she's being held against her will or drugged or something. Someone so intelligent and together just doesn't get involved with someone*...well...like you.
                        I suspect it's pure altruism. She's taken the hit on behalf of womankind.
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                        • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
                          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

                          She drew the short straw on behalf of womankind.
                          FTFY.............................
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                        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

                          I suspect it's pure altruism. She's taken the hit on behalf of womankind.
                          My wife does not suffer from Altuism. She's perfectly normal.
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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        I spent some time pondering this last night.

                        I've met Cheryl and she seems very much like the brains of the operation (both your business and your marriage).

                        But....she *did* marry you.

                        It's quite a paradox; one that makes me think there's a possibility she's being held against her will or drugged or something. Someone so intelligent and together just doesn't get involved with someone*...well...like you.




                        (I'm uncomfortable referring to you as "someone" because it implies that you're a person, but I can only shove so many indirect insults in one post.)

                        I told my wife "I feel like I must have done something wonderful in a past life, and you are my reward".

                        She started weeping and said "I must have done something terrible in a past life". I asked her what she meant by that. She said "Never mind. What's done is done".


                        This is true. At a family dinner with my wife's family...maybe 25 years ago....they were talking about Christmas presents. They asked Cheryl what the one thing she wanted more than anything else. In a complete deadpan, she said "Foreplay".

                        That's my girl.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          This is true. At a family dinner with my wife's family...maybe 25 years ago....they were talking about Christmas presents. They asked Cheryl what the one thing she wanted more than anything else. In a complete deadpan, she said "Foreplay".
                          Jay Leno once referred to a survey that asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.
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                          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                            Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

                            Jay Leno once referred to a survey that asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.
                            I just asked my wife "Honey, when would you most like to have sex?"

                            She said "Twenty years ago. With Brad Pitt".

                            That's just mean.
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                            • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
                              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                              That's just mean.
                              Nah, she's just messing with you. In truth, she's only been with one man her whole life.


                              One day, she might tell you who.
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                              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                              I just asked my wife "Honey, when would you most like to have sex?"

                              She said "Twenty years ago. With Brad Pitt".
                              Then she asked, "When would you most like to have sex?"

                              Claude said, "Once. I'd just like to try it once."
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                              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                                Then she asked, "When would you most like to have sex?"

                                Claude said, "Once. I'd just like to try it once."
                                On Family Guy, Joe's wife said "Last night we had what Joe calls sex".

                                By the way...shut up.
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                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  Wait a minute..if you are talking behind my back, you are in front of my face. So I insist that you stand behind me, and talk about me behind my front.
                  Dear Mr Circumference Doom,

                  How long this front to back journey gonna take?

                  tbh if I gonna cuss anywan, I prefer not havin' to pack sandwiches for the journey.
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    She just sighed a little, like I was a four year old, and walked out of the room.

    I'm with Cheryl....
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    Another old joke...Cheryl said Claude is the only one she's ever slept with. All the others were nines and tens.
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    When Claude and Cheryl first spent the night together, she said:"Blindfold Me" Woh! said Claude, you are kinky. "No" said Cheryl, "I have other reasons"
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Then she asked, "When would you most like to have sex?"

    Claude said, "Once. I'd just like to try it once."
    Should l put Claude's face on the donkey now?

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    I really must protest in the strongest possible manner against all this hate speech that advocates replacing a donkey's head with that of Claude.

    Claude's head belongs fair and square at the other end of the donkey.
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    Claude told Cheryl he wants to be cremated. Cheryl set an appointment for next Tuesday.
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Claude told Cheryl he wants to be cremated. Cheryl set an appointment for next Tuesday.
      Claude has no fear of dying that way. He's been Grilled by the police many times.
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Claude told Cheryl he wants to be cremated. Cheryl set an appointment for next Tuesday.
      I hope that she took out insurance for a no show? Or has a few burly guys on standby to drag him out of the Krispy Kreme restaurant, (he can't resist the Lunch Special).

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