Kurt Melvin's Birthday

4 years ago

Happy birthday, Kurt.

Sure, you're another year older and getting older sucks, but look on the bright side: at least you're not Claude.

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Claude Whitacre 4 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Happy birthday, Kurt.

Sure, you're another year older and getting older sucks, but look on the bright side: at least you're not Claude.

As the president of The Society Of Men Who's First Name Is Claude, I offer you my glove across your face....your cute little face.
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Kay King

4 years ago

Happy B-Day Kurt - look at the bright side....

You don't have to worry about dying young....isn't that a relief?

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Odahh 4 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Happy B-Day Kurt - look at the bright side....

You don't have to worry about dying young....isn't that a relief?

I think I have a new favorite getting old quote . Haha

And happy bday Kurt
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Jeffery

4 years ago

Happy Birthday Kurt - and
"Let The Good Times Roll"

The Cars - Good Times Roll (Official Live Video)...

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Jonathan 2.0

Banned 4 years ago

Happy Birthday.
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DWolfe

4 years ago

Happy Birthday Kurt. Have the band ready to play some Birthday music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjF1bG5LUcs

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tagiscom

4 years ago

Happy Birthday Kurt, the Wooster Mens bathhouse and Feather Emporium is giving you a standing ovation, (l won't post the image here for obvious reasons).

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Kurt

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Today is a sad day. Kurt Melvin has survived another year, despite all our prayers and wishes..

Why don't we all wish Kurt A big Happy Birthday...

Today is also my brother's birthday. In fact, he would be born on the exact same day as Kurt.

So, great...now I'll never be able to forget Kurt's birthday.

wonderful.

Every year I blow out the candles on my cake, close my eyes and make a wish. And every year when I open my eyes you're still here. I'm beginning to think this whole birthday wish thing is a scam.

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Jonathan 2.0

Banned 4 years ago

I was the only Person you didn't thank. : ( Anyway, although I don't really know you, I hope you had a great one.

AllTheBest.
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Claude Whitacre 4 years ago

Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0

I was the only Person you didn't thank. : ( Anyway, although I don't really know you, I hope you had a great one.

AllTheBest.
: )

This is proof that Kurt is a vile vindictive disgruntled ogre that eats his own feces.

Or......maybe not.
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Kurt

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0

I was the only Person you didn't thank. : ( Anyway, although I don't really know you, I hope you had a great one.

AllTheBest.
: )

Sorry about that. After I opened my eyes and saw Claude was still here, tears filled my eyes and blurred my vision and I missed your post. So as always, it's Claude's fault.

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Claude Whitacre

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Sorry about that. After I opened my eyes and saw Claude was still here, tears filled my eyes and blurred my vision and I missed your post. So as always, it's Claude's fault.

You still didn't "Thank" his post.

Possibly the funniest thing you've ever done...or not done.

You diabolical little stinker you.

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Kurt

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You still didn't "Thank" his post.

Possibly the funniest thing you've ever done...or not done.

You diabolical little stinker you.

Good point. So to make things fair I took away my thanks from your first post and gave it to Jonathan.

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Jonathan 2.0

Banned 4 years ago

Lol. Thanks Guys. You old Fellas make me feel young. (Hehe)

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Claude Whitacre

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0

Lol. Thanks Guys. You old Fellas make me feel young. (Hehe)

Jonathan;
Because of you, Kurt took away my only means of realizing my self worth...Thanks from him.

My world revolves around Kurt, and this loss of support is devastating.

I hope you're happy.

Can you please be my friend? Apparently, Kurt thinks I'm too old for him.

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Jonathan 2.0

Banned 4 years ago

Lol. For what it's worth, Claude, you're one of my favourite Warriors ... (Well, from what I "know" about you.) I still remember you commenting on the "Iron Will" book I read several years ago.

/Random post.
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Kurt

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0

Lol. For what it's worth, Claude, you're one of my favourite Warriors ... (Well, from what I "know" about you.) I still remember you commenting on the "Iron Will" book I read several years ago.

/Random post.
: )

Keep making posts like this and I'll have to start taking Thanks away from you too.

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Claude Whitacre 4 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Keep making posts like this and I'll have to start taking Thanks away from you too.

I was going to Thank this post...but gave it to Jonathan.

I have traded your love for another.
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- Kurt 4 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I was going to Thank this post...but gave it to Jonathan.
  
  I have traded your love for another.
  
  Now there's a post worth thanking!
  
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Dan Riffle

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0

Lol. For what it's worth, Claude, you're one of my favourite Warriors ... (Well, from what I "know" about you.) I still remember you commenting on the "Iron Will" book I read several years ago.

/Random post.
: )

I just lost all respect for you. Mark just moved up one spot on my list.

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Claude Whitacre 4 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I just lost all respect for you. Mark just moved up one spot on my list.

Your list of manly men, who are forever just out of your reach?
And I think I know what that spot is on your list. I just need an ultraviolet lamp to verify it.
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lanfear63

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I just lost all respect for you. Mark just moved up one spot on my list.

Nice to see a new picture of you which does not look bulbous and out of proportion. You look almost normal... I said almost.

I wonder what Claude would look like if he stopped posting bulbous and out of proportion pictures of his face?

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whateverpedia

4 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I wonder what Claude would look like if he stopped posting bulbous and out of proportion pictures of his face?

How, when his face is bulbous and out of proportion?

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Dan Riffle

4 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

How, when his face is bulbous and out of proportion?

What I don't get is why his forehead has a forehead.

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Claude Whitacre 4 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

What I don't get is why his forehead has a forehead.

My forehead has extra skin. It's call foreskin.
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Kurt

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

What I don't get is why his forehead has a forehead.

Claude doesn't have a forehead, it's at least a six or sevenhead.

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Claude Whitacre

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Claude doesn't have a forehead, it's at least a six or sevenhead.

This is not a joke.

My wife was looking at herself in the mirror. I stood behind her and put my chin(s) on her shoulder.

My head was as tall as her head...and neck combined.
And with the double chin (bigger as I age) it gets worse and worse.

Soon, I'll need a wheelbarrow to just hold my chin as I walk.

Yes...yes....women find that sexy. My wife makes me sit facing away from her during meals......but I know...in my heart, that I'm a sexy man.

Maybe not on this planet...but somewhere.

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Kurt

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

This is not a joke.

My wife was looking at herself in the mirror. I stood behind her and put my chin(s) on her shoulder.

My head was as tall as her head...and neck combined.
And with the double chin (bigger as I age) it gets worse and worse.

Soon, I'll need a wheelbarrow to just hold my chin as I walk.

Yes...yes....women find that sexy. My wife makes me sit facing away from her during meals......but I know...in my heart, that I'm a sexy man.

Maybe not on this planet...but somewhere.

Which one?

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lanfear63

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

This is not a joke.

My wife was looking at herself in the mirror. I stood behind her and put my chin(s) on her shoulder.

My head was as tall as her head...and neck combined.
And with the double chin (bigger as I age) it gets worse and worse.

Soon, I'll need a wheelbarrow to just hold my chin as I walk.

Yes...yes....women find that sexy. My wife makes me sit facing away from her during meals......but I know...in my heart, that I'm a sexy man.

Maybe not on this planet...but somewhere.

Fake story, you don't have a reflection

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Princess Balestra 4 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Claude doesn't have a forehead, it's at least a six or sevenhead.

I believe the technical term is strikingly domed.

Partly, this is a structural stroke cerebral thing.

But also, you gotta figure the Kung Fu deal.

Bruce Lee sums it up real neat ...

"As a fighter, you seek only to win, never to be subdued. But as a creature of water you must be open to all possibilities. This means remaining potent when your primary weapons are robbed of their power. A true warrior is dangerous even when trussed and bound. In the right hands, a forcefully directed head butt is more dangerous than a flying kick."
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Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whateverpedia

4 years ago

I didn't know it was Kurt's birthday on the 6th. This was remiss of me.

I've made a note on my calendar for 2021 - "Nothing of importance to remember today".

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Princess Balestra

4 years ago

Accordin' to THEE INTERNET, Kurt shares a birthday with Bob Marley.

Feb 6 is also National Frozen Yogurt Day.

tbh I so glad I don't make up the rules.

Anyways, keep smilin' Sweetie.

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lanfear63

4 years ago

Happy Birthday for yesterday Kurt. You only have to suffer this one day a year

Claude has a Girthday every day of the year

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tagiscom

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Jonathan;
Because of you, Kurt took away my only means of realizing my self worth...Thanks from him.

My world revolves around Kurt, and this loss of support is devastating.

I hope you're happy.

Can you please be my friend? Apparently, Kurt thinks I'm too old for him.

Geesh, Kurt sent you a Fatta gram for your birthday and a Walmart Soap on a Rope, (Family pack) and you are still not satisfied!

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tagiscom

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

This is not a joke.

My wife was looking at herself in the mirror. I stood behind her and put my chin(s) on her shoulder.

My head was as tall as her head...and neck combined.
And with the double chin (bigger as I age) it gets worse and worse.

Soon, I'll need a wheelbarrow to just hold my chin as I walk.

Yes...yes....women find that sexy. My wife makes me sit facing away from her during meals......but I know...in my heart, that I'm a sexy man.

Maybe not on this planet...but somewhere.

Not on this planet or Mars, (trust me on that) Europa, with experts saying that life is highly likely there, or white, squishy, slimy worms, perhaps.

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Claude Whitacre

4 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Not on this planet or Mars, (trust me on that) Europa, with experts saying that life is highly likely there, or white, squishy, slimy worms, perhaps.

Shane; I heat to break it to you...but Europa isn't in Europe.

And Denmark isn't known because it's the home of Denny's.

Yes, I am a genius...a very stable genius.

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lanfear63

4 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Shane; I heat to break it to you...but Europa isn't in Europe.

And Denmark isn't known because it's the home of Denny's.

Yes, I am a genius...a very stable genius.

I recently learned that Io was not in Iowa, Callisto was not in Abbott & Costello, Ganymede does not orbit Gallifrey, Ihop is not a species of frog, Phobos does not suffer from Phobias, Ceres does not have it's own series, Comets are not tins of powdered bleach and we are not in Kansas anymore.

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Originally Posted by lanfear63

I recently learned that Io was not in Iowa

You'll probably need to re-count that before you can make a definitive call.
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4 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Shane; I heat to break it to you...but Europa isn't in Europe.

And Denmark isn't known because it's the home of Denny's.

Yes, I am a genius...a very stable genius.

How Dare You!

I know that you are probably being obtuse, so l will have to get all sciency and technical.

Europa is the small cold white thing, circling the big, gasesous thing with a red spot on it.

And the small thing has the ocean and very likely squishy, white and slimy things swimming about.

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4 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

How Dare You!

I know that you are probably being obtuse, so l will have to get all sciency and technical.

Europa is the small cold white thing, circling the big, gasesous thing with a red spot on it.

And the small thing has the ocean and very likely squishy, white and slimy things swimming about.

Isn't that The Wooster Bath House?

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Dan Riffle 4 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

circling the big, gasesous thing with a red spot on it.

That's not very nice, Shane. Claude has a name.
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  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  That's not very nice, Shane. Claude has a name.
  
  Big, gaseous thing that has been probed.
  
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  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  Big, gaseous thing that has been probed.
  
  Bigly gaseous thing. And I know more about probing than the generals.
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  That's not very nice, Shane. Claude has a name.
  
  OK, Mister Smart Guy...What's Claude's name?
  
  Yes, I'm a very stable genius. Everyone says so.
  
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