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Some cowboys are just plain..

by Jeffery
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    ...and some cowboys, like Claude, are just fancy.


    Jeffery - you need to get a life, seriously.
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    Any man with a horse AND KFC.....is a good guy in my book.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Any man with a horse AND KFC.....is a good guy in my book.
      Unfortunately, Claude would eat the horse and try to ride the KFC.

      "Why won't this bird fly?!"
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Unfortunately, Claude would eat the horse and try to ride the KFC.

        "Why won't this bird fly?!"

        What do you do with a bird that can't fly?


        Poke holes in the top of a box >> collect the bird gently >> place it in the box >> sit on the box.
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      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Any man with a horse AND KFC.....is a good guy in my book.

      As long as the man is sharing, er the KFC I mean.
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    Gotta love the slap of chaps out on the range, I guess.

    Thing is, I got a cool noo idea.

    It is halfway bewtween Segway ... an' srsly kinky boots.

    * Kudos to evrywan jus' thought SPURS *

    So, yeah -- I got a range of tech-enhanced boots on offah here.

    Available in Ankle, Calf, Dear Sweet Jeezis How You Bendin' Your Knees, and sumthin' for the guy in your life jus' can't survive without the feel of dungaree straps tuggin' sweet on his way pumped deltoids.

    Zackly like a Segway, the plus size spurs on my noo Princess Ranger boots mean you always travlin' forward all balanced an' super smart -- but now you look like you trooly own the place.

    Plus, you savin' the planet also bcs evrywhere you spin out, you leave holes in the ground all kinda equidistant enough for clued-in individyools to throw TREE SEEDS.

    Ha!

    Dunno what it is 'bout cowboys, but sumthin' deepo in Moi stirs up evry time I picture 'em tossin' their hats, straddlin' their hosses, an' makin' with actshwl beards pullin' on TOTAL ACCIDENT steada a $2000 per month 'facial maintenance' bill c/o a doobious asshole with a frickin' BROOM on the enda his face.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post


    He didn't press the brown button though.

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