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Why I hate Apple...

by jacktackett
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod


(from a recent joke of the day - not that I would ever fart, er poot as my wife would want me to say, in public)
#apple #farts #hate #ipod
  • Profile picture of the author Scott Ames
    LOL!!!! You sucked me in with that story and I was feeling sorry for you for a bit. LOL good one.
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Nasty. Your story made me laugh out loud, so others in the room asked me what was so funny. So, to avoid explaining I read it aloud. Someone else entered the room and, believing that it was *my* story, told me that I'm a pig.
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  • Profile picture of the author grangonzo
    LMFAO!!!

    I thought it was a serious story!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Shaleniie Devi
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is a great joke. I too thought you really did it and I was both shocked and embarrassed for you. I'm glad it wasn't really you!
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  • Profile picture of the author tickerpirate
    lol.. hehehe.. I am still laughing.. that was great! I am totally going to have to tell that around the office today!
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  • Profile picture of the author christftw
    That's hilarious!
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