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Probably many of us spend a lot of time near the computer, eat incorrectly and forget about sports exercises.
Here is an easy tips to lose weight. Don't go heavy on dinner take food which is highly in protein as it feed your body well while you sleep.
What effective ways to lose weight do you know? Share your results?
By the way, I want to try legal anabolic supplements what do you think about this?
  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by MikerMix View Post

    Probably many of us spend a lot of time near the computer, eat incorrectly and forget about sports exercises.
    Here is an easy tips to lose weight. Don't go heavy on dinner take food which is highly in protein as it feed your body well while you sleep.
    What effective ways to lose weight do you know? Share your results?
    Stand By, our resident expert will be along shortly to answer your question.
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Stand By, our resident expert will be along shortly to answer your question.
      He wouldn't happen to have that first name that rhymes with the 70s sit com
      hit, "Maude" ???
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Stand By, our resident expert will be along shortly to answer your question.
      Ahem!....as the resident expert here...on virtually every subject....I can categorically state that....


      I know nothing about how to lose weight, other than stop eating more than a human being.

      My family (on my Mom's side) is mostly overweight. As am I.

      My cousin once told me that I was big boned and that our family was genetically predisposed to gain weight.

      I told her "No. The reason I'm overweight is that I eat four times more than a normal human. That's the reason".

      One fact that may help....a pound of muscle burns 60 calories a day...just to exist. Lifting weights will help you gain some muscle, which will burn the calories off.


      On the other hand, you could just buy larger clothes, and then everyone would compliment you on your weight loss.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Ahem!....as the resident expert here...on virtually every subject....I can categorically state that....


        I know nothing about how to lose weight, other than stop eating more than a human being.

        My family (on my Mom's side) is mostly overweight. As am I.

        My cousin once told me that I was big boned and that our family was genetically predisposed to gain weight.

        I told her "No. The reason I'm overweight is that I eat four times more than a normal human. That's the reason".

        One fact that may help....a pound of muscle burns 60 calories a day...just to exist. Lifting weights will help you gain some muscle, which will burn the calories off.


        On the other hand, you could just buy larger clothes, and then everyone would compliment you on your weight loss.
        "I know nothing about how to lose weight, other than stop eating more than a human being."

        How many Human Beings do you eat in a day on average?
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          "I know nothing about how to lose weight, other than stop eating more than a human being."

          How many Human Beings do you eat in a day on average?
          Two.......
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Two.......
            If you eat one normal sized and then a Riffle sized one, would you eat another one to make up for it?. That is if you can't find another Goatee Dwarf?
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            • Profile picture of the author melanikoko
              One way is to drink a lot of liquid that makes you drop.
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          • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Two.......
            How many garden gnomes do you snack on between humans though?
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

              How many garden gnomes do you snack on between humans though?
              He liquifies them in a blender, adds some fruit and alcohol. That's how he gets to Punch garden gnomes.
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              • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
                Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                He liquifies them in a blender, adds some fruit and alcohol. That's how he gets to Punch garden gnomes.
                It'd take a lot more than "some fruit and alcohol" to cover up the taste of gnome though.

                (Typing "the taste of gnome" caused me to dry heave.)
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                • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                  Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

                  It'd take a lot more than "some fruit and alcohol" to cover up the taste of gnome though.

                  (Typing "the taste of gnome" caused me to dry heave.)
                  He adds "Gin" and nature spirits.
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      • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        <snip>

        My cousin once told me that I was big boned and that our family was genetically predisposed to gain weight.
        <snip>
        Ahem!...

        To whom it may concern: He started it.
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    Originally Posted by MikerMix View Post

    Probably many of us spend a lot of time near the computer, eat incorrectly and forget about sports exercises.
    Here is an easy tips to lose weight. Don't go heavy on dinner take food which is highly in protein as it feed your body well while you sleep.
    What effective ways to lose weight do you know? Share your results?
    Me at the moment l walk through shopping centres, and dodge Cops.

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  • Profile picture of the author dbarnum
    Not an expert here Here's what I do, though...

    Long term help has included exercise / fitness activities 5 times week on average. Mainly using the YMCA now, due to covid-19 restrictions elsewhere, I enjoy swimming laps, boxing class & TRX / Zumba / Jazzercise alternating to change things up a bit and have fun, meet new peeps, etc.

    At home, I enjoy walks with hubby and biking around the neighborhood.

    Goal is to try and get in 1-2 activities a day, and keep portions & snacks / junk food under control, drink plenty of water (skip all the sodas and sugary drinks as much as possible).

    Some plans have sure helped short term: Weight Watchers (WW) and Nurtisystem (get their starter kits and supplement food / beverage items at WalMart.) Not into counting points / calories and logging day in and day out, though, longterm.
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    • Profile picture of the author JPs copy
      Our local Y is closed here too.

      Our local Y's CEO was complaining in a newspaper that if our state doesn't open up gyms soon, they'll need $500,000 per month. Like, a half million a month for what exactly??
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by JPs copy View Post

        Our local Y is closed here too.

        Our local Y's CEO was complaining in a newspaper that if our state doesn't open up gyms soon, they'll need $500,000 per month. Like, a half million a month for what exactly??
        He's just exercising the figures
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      • Profile picture of the author Odahh
        Originally Posted by JPs copy View Post

        Our local Y is closed here too.

        Our local Y's CEO was complaining in a newspaper that if our state doesn't open up gyms soon, they'll need $500,000 per month. Like, a half million a month for what exactly??
        when you ask for what exactly .. it is a great chance to dig into the costs of brick and mortar businesses and why many survive on under 3 percent profit margin ..
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

          when you ask for what exactly .. it is a great chance to dig into the costs of brick and mortar businesses and why many survive on under 3 percent profit margin ..
          Yeah...that "3% profit margin" claim was always ridiculous.

          What is really meant by that is...
          "after we pay all expenses, pay our own salaries and bonuses, and fund our future growth....we pay taxes on 3%".

          On the other hand, I had a friend buy 500 ceiling fans to sell in his retail store. He told me he lost money on each one sold. I said "Is that why you bought 500 of them?".

          I thought I was pretty clever.

          He said "No. I mean that after all advertising and marketing costs, we have to upsell to make any net profit. These fans are the bait to sell far more profitable models. We make $20 on each of these fans, but it costs me $35 to bring a customer through the door. That's why these lose money".

          He spoke to me like I was a child. And....he as right. I just didn't understand.


          Originally Posted by JPs copy View Post

          Our local Y is closed here too.

          Our local Y's CEO was complaining in a newspaper that if our state doesn't open up gyms soon, they'll need $500,000 per month. Like, a half million a month for what exactly??

          Probably an estimate of the monthly overhead of all the gyms in the state. Heck, it costs us almost $5,000 a month to keep our store, even if it's closed. Rent and utilities for a good sized retail location aren't cheap.
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          • Profile picture of the author Odahh
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Yeah...that "3% profit margin" claim was always ridiculous.

            What is really meant by that is...
            "after we pay all expenses, pay our own salaries and bonuses, and fund our future growth....we pay taxes on 3%".

            On the other hand, I had a friend buy 500 ceiling fans to sell in his retail store. He told me he lost money on each one sold. I said "Is that why you bought 500 of them?".

            I thought I was pretty clever.

            He said "No. I mean that after all advertising and marketing costs, we have to upsell to make any net profit. These fans are the bait to sell far more profitable models. We make $20 on each of these fans, but it costs me $35 to bring a customer through the door. That's why these lose money".

            He spoke to me like I was a child. And....he as right. I just didn't understand.

            Probably an estimate of the monthly overhead of all the gyms in the state. Heck, it costs us almost $5,000 a month to keep our store, even if it's closed. Rent and utilities for a good sized retail location aren't cheap.
            so he bough 500 fans for 55 dollars a piece and sold them for 20 dollars a piece .. because he had no real idea how to market ..and no sales process .. so he spent nearly 20,000 for loss leaders ,not to mention the money spent on the space those 500 units took up and the money spent on employees having to move the stuff around ..
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

              so he bough 500 fans for 55 dollars a piece and sold them for 20 dollars a piece .. because he had no real idea how to market ..and no sales process .. so he spent nearly 20,000 for loss leaders ,not to mention the money spent on the space those 500 units took up and the money spent on employees having to move the stuff around ..
              I'm not a member of his Fan Club
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

              so he bough 500 fans for 55 dollars a piece and sold them for 20 dollars a piece .. because he had no real idea how to market ..and no sales process .. so he spent nearly 20,000 for loss leaders ,not to mention the money spent on the space those 500 units took up and the money spent on employees having to move the stuff around ..
              No. I have no idea where you got any of this.

              He bought 500 ceiling fans for about $19 each (Which I did not say earlier), and priced them at $39. At the time, it was a fantastic offer. His advertising cost was about $35 per customer (written receipt).

              So....he made $20 per sale on that ceiling fan, but it cost him $35 per sale for the advertising. Soooo. he lost $15 every time someone bought this specific ceiling fan. Once someone came in the store after seeing the ad, they normally bought a more expensive ceiling fan (maybe an average of $300)

              Retailers do that all the time. A "Loss leader" to get people in the door. And they spend far more, on average, than they anticipate...thus generating a profit.

              He was a phenomenal marketer. I learned much of what I know about marketing and retail from him. My guess is that the $10,000 he spent on the shipping container of fans netted him $85,000 in profit. And he did sales like this every month. Sometimes in multiple product lines.

              Loss leaders, intelligently done, are how huge businesses are built, and fortunes are made.
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              • Profile picture of the author Odahh
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                No. I have no idea where you got any of this.

                He bought 500 ceiling fans for about $19 each (Which I did not say earlier), and priced them at $39. At the time, it was a fantastic offer. His advertising cost was about $35 per customer (written receipt).

                So....he made $20 per sale on that ceiling fan, but it cost him $35 per sale for the advertising. Soooo. he lost $15 every time someone bought this specific ceiling fan. Once someone came in the store after seeing the ad, they normally bought a more expensive ceiling fan (maybe an average of $300)

                Retailers do that all the time. A "Loss leader" to get people in the door. And they spend far more, on average, than they anticipate...thus generating a profit.

                He was a phenomenal marketer. I learned much of what I know about marketing and retail from him. My guess is that the $10,000 he spent on the shipping container of fans netted him $85,000 in profit. And he did sales like this every month. Sometimes in multiple product lines.

                Loss leaders, intelligently done, are how huge businesses are built, and fortunes are made.
                pfft and you just put the best explanation of how loss leaders work that i have ever read ..

                most explanations of loss leaders leave out the loss coming from the marketing costs
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              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                No. I have no idea where you got any of this.

                He bought 500 ceiling fans for about $19 each (Which I did not say earlier), and priced them at $39. At the time, it was a fantastic offer. His advertising cost was about $35 per customer (written receipt).

                So....he made $20 per sale on that ceiling fan, but it cost him $35 per sale for the advertising. Soooo. he lost $15 every time someone bought this specific ceiling fan. Once someone came in the store after seeing the ad, they normally bought a more expensive ceiling fan (maybe an average of $300)

                Retailers do that all the time. A "Loss leader" to get people in the door. And they spend far more, on average, than they anticipate...thus generating a profit.

                He was a phenomenal marketer. I learned much of what I know about marketing and retail from him. My guess is that the $10,000 he spent on the shipping container of fans netted him $85,000 in profit. And he did sales like this every month. Sometimes in multiple product lines.

                Loss leaders, intelligently done, are how huge businesses are built, and fortunes are made.
                So, have you ever done a Loss Leader?. I remember you have a load of fans on your ceiling.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                  So, have you ever done a Loss Leader?. I remember you have a load of fans on your ceiling.
                  Of course. For the first few years (owning a retail store) I bought a cheap vacuum cleaner for $55 and advertised it for $49. A real loss leader. Sure we made sales, but almost never of that vacuum cleaner.

                  And we did advertise a fan once for $19.95 that I paid $10 for. I think I bought 200-300 of them. The problem was, it was too cheap. Far cheaper than anything else we sold. So it was pretty hard to upsell them from the cheap fan. I sold 50 or so, before just selling the remaining stock at my cost to another dealer.

                  A rule in loss leaders (that I didn't know then) was to have a similarly priced option that actually made you money.

                  Most loss leaders in my business were vacuum cleaners that were heavily advertised in the area. In fact, if I saw a full page newspaper ad for a popular vacuum cleaner, I would often buy several (maybe at retail, but usually wholesale), and advertise them the next day at a big discount....while the competitor's sale was still going on. Kind of a dirty trick, but it made sales.

                  It gave the impression that I was the cheapest place in town, which obviously wasn't the case.

                  We offered an $8.95 vacuum cleaner tune-up for years. My cost was about $20 (hourly repairman and parts, plus advertising cost).

                  About a third of the people just got the tune up....a great deal for them.
                  About a third of the people got a repair. an average ticket of $50-$75. This is where I broke even.

                  And a third of the people bought a high end vacuum cleaner, maybe an average of $450.

                  Very profitable. So profitable that it's the only offer I had for a few years.


                  And none of this helped me lose weight.
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                  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    Of course. For the first few years (owning a retail store) I bought a cheap vacuum cleaner for $55 and advertised it for $49. A real loss leader. Sure we made sales, but almost never of that vacuum cleaner.

                    And we did advertise a fan once for $19.95 that I paid $10 for. I think I bought 200-300 of them. The problem was, it was too cheap. Far cheaper than anything else we sold. So it was pretty hard to upsell them from the cheap fan. I sold 50 or so, before just selling the remaining stock at my cost to another dealer.

                    A rule in loss leaders (that I didn't know then) was to have a similarly priced option that actually made you money.

                    Most loss leaders in my business were vacuum cleaners that were heavily advertised in the area. In fact, if I saw a full page newspaper ad for a popular vacuum cleaner, I would often buy several (maybe at retail, but usually wholesale), and advertise them the next day at a big discount....while the competitor's sale was still going on. Kind of a dirty trick, but it made sales.

                    It gave the impression that I was the cheapest place in town, which obviously wasn't the case.

                    We offered an $8.95 vacuum cleaner tune-up for years. My cost was about $20 (hourly repairman and parts, plus advertising cost).

                    About a third of the people just got the tune up....a great deal for them.
                    About a third of the people got a repair. an average ticket of $50-$75. This is where I broke even.

                    And a third of the people bought a high end vacuum cleaner, maybe an average of $450.

                    Very profitable. So profitable that it's the only offer I had for a few years.


                    And none of this helped me lose weight.
                    You should have run your business in the UK, You'd have lost Pounds
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                    • Profile picture of the author Odahh
                      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                      You should have run your business in the UK, You'd have lost Pounds
                      and 110 and ten kilos or 19 stones sound less than the same weight in pound is you don't know how to convert ...
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                      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                        Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

                        and 110 and ten kilos or 19 stones sound less than the same weight in pound is you don't know how to convert ...
                        The British Pound in money was the joke, try to keep up.
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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                No. I have no idea where you got any of this.

                He bought 500 ceiling fans for about $19 each (Which I did not say earlier), and priced them at $39. At the time, it was a fantastic offer. His advertising cost was about $35 per customer (written receipt).

                So....he made $20 per sale on that ceiling fan, but it cost him $35 per sale for the advertising. Soooo. he lost $15 every time someone bought this specific ceiling fan. Once someone came in the store after seeing the ad, they normally bought a more expensive ceiling fan (maybe an average of $300)

                Retailers do that all the time. A "Loss leader" to get people in the door. And they spend far more, on average, than they anticipate...thus generating a profit.

                He was a phenomenal marketer. I learned much of what I know about marketing and retail from him. My guess is that the $10,000 he spent on the shipping container of fans netted him $85,000 in profit. And he did sales like this every month. Sometimes in multiple product lines.

                Loss leaders, intelligently done, are how huge businesses are built, and fortunes are made.
                Shouldn't you prorate the advertising cost over all fan customers, those who purchased the loss leader and those who purchased an upline model? Thus, the loss isn't as dramatic or possibly not a loss at all?
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                • Profile picture of the author Odahh
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  Shouldn't you prorate the advertising cost over all fan customers, those who purchased the loss leader and those who purchased an upline model? Thus, the loss isn't as dramatic or possibly not a loss at all?
                  which is just how i thought business and retail handled their marketing expensing..i don't know the term to use .. but the way Claude said his freind does it ..seem cleaner or more streamlines applying all the marketing cost to 1 item being sold .. and promoted ..

                  it is great when businesses stuff get talked about in this forum that is just no where else ..
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  Shouldn't you prorate the advertising cost over all fan customers, those who purchased the loss leader and those who purchased an upline model? Thus, the loss isn't as dramatic or possibly not a loss at all?
                  Yes. And that's what I do and did. Across all fan sales brought in from the ad....... That's the only way to know the real costs and profit.

                  The $35 cost of advertising per fan (mentioned at first) was across all fan sales brought in from the ad.

                  You have the emotional sensibilities of an accountant.


                  Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

                  which is just how i thought business and retail handled their marketing expensing..i don't know the term to use .. but the way Claude said his freind does it ..seem cleaner or more streamlines applying all the marketing cost to 1 item being sold .. and promoted ..
                  It was figured by category. If there was an ad that showed 5 different fans, we still took the cost of the ad, and divided it by all fans sold. If the ad showed several different product categories, we took the percent of the ad space, times the cost of the ad, and applied it to all sales in that category.

                  We also asked buyers what brought them in. If they were a referral, or past customer, we didn't count that sale towards ad costs.

                  This "Accountant talk" is making me hungry.

                  added later; I think the term "Loss leader" means something you advertised and sold for less than you paid for it, to generate other sales..or upsells.

                  I use it to mean something you lose money on, after adding in the advertising (and all other) costs. But in the end, it just means a "Bait" that costs you money...to bring in a fish that makes you money.

                  Great. Now I'm hungry for fish.
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                  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    Yes. And that's what I do and did. Across all fan sales brought in from the ad....... That's the only way to know the real costs and profit.

                    The $35 cost of advertising per fan (mentioned at first) was across all fan sales brought in from the ad.

                    You have the emotional sensibilities of an accountant.




                    It was figured by category. If there was an ad that showed 5 different fans, we still took the cost of the ad, and divided it by all fans sold. If the ad showed several different product categories, we took the percent of the ad space, times the cost of the ad, and applied it to all sales in that category.

                    We also asked buyers what brought them in. If they were a referral, or past customer, we didn't count that sale towards ad costs.

                    This "Accountant talk" is making me hungry.
                    You will need to cook the books
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                  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    Yes. And that's what I do and did. Across all fan sales brought in from the ad....... That's the only way to know the real costs and profit.

                    The $35 cost of advertising per fan (mentioned at first) was across all fan sales brought in from the ad.

                    You have the emotional sensibilities of an accountant.
                    Fair enough. Your initial wording was vague. However, I am in a fine mood. I shall let you live.
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                    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Fair enough. Your initial wording was vague. However, I am in a fine mood. I shall let you live.
                      Any reason for this unusual mood you are in? Did the pond finally yield a catch?
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                      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                        Did the pond finally yield a catch?
                        Is that some kind of British euphemism of which I'm not aware?
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                        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                          Is that some kind of British euphemism of which I'm not aware?
                          Never mind about that, tell me about the latest electronics upgrades you ordered from home of late.

                          I bought a ton of stuff recently including the Navida Shield which really improves your tv picture.
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                          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                            Never mind about that, tell me about the latest electronics upgrades you ordered from home of late.

                            I bought a ton of stuff recently including the Navida Shield which really improves your tv picture.
                            I'm on my second Shield. I upgraded to the 2019 version for my home theater.

                            Other than that, I added a turn table in order to utilize the Magnepan speakers I've had in storage forever. I also picked up a used Mega Touch bar top video game machine.

                            I just ordered new bias lighting for two of my TVs. They'll (supposedly) change color to match the predominant screen color and will sync to the audio and motion activate toward the action on the screen. I'm not holding my breath that they'll work properly, but it should be a fun test.
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                            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                              I'm on my second Shield. I upgraded to the 2019 version for my home theater.

                              Other than that, I added a turn table in order to utilize the Magnepan speakers I've had in storage forever. I also picked up a used Mega Touch bar top video game machine.

                              I just ordered new bias lighting for two of my TVs. They'll (supposedly) change color to match the predominant screen color and will sync to the audio and motion activate toward the action on the screen. I'm not holding my breath that they'll work properly, but it should be a fun test.
                              Wow, you have been busy, not familiar with these speakers or the Mega Touch Bar thing.

                              Lighting sounds cool.

                              Ain't the Shield great. Except Google are discouraging downloading third party apps they do not approve of. by not allowing Chrome or Firefox, or any web browser that allows downloading on the Shield in there play store. However, got around that. Analiti, a speed test app, has a web browser tucked away inside it that does, that's available from the Playstore.

                              So I am good with my TV apps etc.
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                              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                              I'm on my second Shield. I upgraded to the 2019 version for my home theater.

                              Other than that, I added a turn table in order to utilize the Magnepan speakers I've had in storage forever. I also picked up a used Mega Touch bar top video game machine.

                              I just ordered new bias lighting for two of my TVs. They'll (supposedly) change color to match the predominant screen color and will sync to the audio and motion activate toward the action on the screen. I'm not holding my breath that they'll work properly, but it should be a fun test.
                              I bet women can't keep their hands off of you.
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                                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                                I bet women can't keep their hands off of you.
                                Let's hope that it is anti viral.

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                              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                                I bet women can't keep their hands off of you.
                                Not now he has a Mega Touch Bar
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                              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                                I bet women can't keep their hands off of you.
                                Fear not my friend as that has never been a problem. Weep deeply, though, for the ladies who couldn't keep hold.
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                                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                                  Fear not my friend as that has never been a problem. Weep deeply, though, for the ladies who couldn't keep hold.
                                  We all weep deeply for the woman who could.
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                                • Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                                  Fear not my friend as that has never been a problem. Weep deeply, though, for the ladies who couldn't keep hold.
                                  Tellya, prolly ima share a sniffle
                                  for the gals who missed
                                  their Slippery Riffle.

                                  I dread to think of the heartfelt forum they got gowin'.


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                                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                                I bet women can't keep their fists off of you.
                                Fixed that for ya.
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                        • Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                          Is that some kind of British euphemism of which I'm not aware?
                          It is in Richard III.

                          "Did the pond finally reveal a catch?
                          Did your lips finally find a snatch?"

                          The bard was kinda reprisin' the Excalibur myth in this passage, which sounds like an intrinsically valuable exercise, I guess.

                          Most great stories depend on the slicin' of blades an' the openin' up of passages, though I gotta say the Egyptians win out on weirdsily death-themed animals.

                          Anyways, hope dipped into eloosive water is archetypal juicy imho.

                          That is why Richard feels such torment when the frog atop the lily ansas back ...

                          "Sorry, pal -- you're eons away from when this be.
                          Jus' stay on your hoss till you beach up alongside DISNEY."
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                    • Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Fair enough. Your initial wording was vague. However, I am in a fine mood. I shall let you live.
                      The DOOLERS gazed upon one another on a misty moor.

                      They they gripped their RODS real tight.

                      First said ... "Sirrah, you do punch beyond your weight -- and I shall pierce you with my lead!"

                      Second said, "Lordy, you do lunch beyond your plight! Less'n there be no EARTHQUAKE, I can't frickin' MISS."

                      All I know is, I could use a pillow fight rn.

                      I kinda miss whappin' sumone on the head for reasons other than YOUR BREATH MAY VAPORIZE MY LUNGS.

                      Plus, it is a cool kinda workout.

                      Who needs a costly elecktricl VIBRATIN' BELT when a fun gal with a pillow stands ready to beat the flab offa your tits?

                      tbh I ain't seen no proof 'bout them belts anyways.

                      Othahwise classified ads would be full of requests to have 'em mounted on the wall by handyman types "like a kind of seat."
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            • Profile picture of the author myob
              A loss leader works just like going on a diet. The loss is only temporary. You get it all back, plus a whole lot more. (hey I'm trying to keep this thread on track)

              I used to give away boxes of Sees candies when calling on business prospects. It was expensive, but got me into a lot of doors. I was a marketing heavyweight.
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            • Profile picture of the author myob
              Obesity is caused by a deficiency of dietary supplements. And this market is a $75 billion a year industry. So yes, as a marketer, it is well worth it.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by myob View Post

                Obesity is caused by a deficiency of dietary supplements. And this market is a $75 billion a year industry. So yes, as a marketer, it is well worth it.
                That's not true. I ordered a ton of diet drinks. Each drink was supposed to make me lose a pound...so I drank 15 of these a day, and didn't lose any weight at all.

                False advertising.
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                • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  That's not true. I ordered a ton of diet drinks. Each drink was supposed to make me lose a pound...so I drank 15 of these a day, and didn't lose any weight at all.

                  False advertising.
                  The good news is you may as well drink a case of beer daily. Doctor's orders and all that.
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                • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  That's not true. I ordered a ton of diet drinks. Each drink was supposed to make me lose a pound...so I drank 15 of these a day, and didn't lose any weight at all.

                  False advertising.
                  Well you see they are supposed to be meal replacements, not KFC bucket accompaniments.

                  Good job I was here to point out your misconception.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
                    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                    Well you see they are supposed to be meal replacements, not KFC bucket accompaniments.

                    Good job I was here to point out your misconception.
                    I was going to make mention of KFC, but he never listens to me, so I made mention of beer knowing he doesn't drink. That is what friends are for.
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                    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                      Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

                      I was going to make mention of KFC, but he never listens to me, so I made mention of beer knowing he doesn't drink. That is what friends are for.
                      Just try mentioning baubing for KFC drumsticks in a bathtub full of beer, and you will get his attention, (his cats will flick them about to keep it interesting).

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                • Profile picture of the author myob
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  That's not true. I ordered a ton of diet drinks. Each drink was supposed to make me lose a pound...so I drank 15 of these a day, and didn't lose any weight at all.

                  False advertising.
                  The fine print usually says additional drinks may be required to compensate for KFC compulsive eating disorders. Try adding unicorn horn powder or alpine bear scat to 30 bottles a day of diet drinks.

                  If that doesn't help suppress your appetite, natural eructation reflexes will eliminate excess caloric intake.

                  Another solution is to spend your entire food budget on weight loss supplements, so there is no money left to buy unhealthy food.

                  [From the Council of Truth in Advertising for Dietary Marketing Heavyweights]
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              • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
                Originally Posted by myob View Post

                Obesity is caused by a deficiency of dietary supplements. And this market is a $75 billion a year industry. So yes, as a marketer, it is well worth it.
                Good to know. Can't wait to see the look on my obese sister's doctor's face when she learns that her position "overeating" has been wrong all along.
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            • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
              Personally, I read a few lines of my vacuum's manual. It always ruins my appetite.
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    DEFINITELY not an expert and would never pretend to be an armchair fitness guru, but the best advice FOR ME - above exercise or good sleep or anything else that's no doubt important - is restricting the eating window to 6 or 8 hours a day (ie, if you finish eating dinner at 7:30 pm, you'd eat NO calories -- coffee ok -- until 1:30 pm the following day). Found it surprisingly sustainable and equally surprisingly effective! (a slow fat burn, not an overnight solution)
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Matthew Stanley View Post

      DEFINITELY not an expert and would never pretend to be an armchair fitness guru, but the best advice FOR ME - above exercise or good sleep or anything else that's no doubt important - is restricting the eating window to 6 or 8 hours a day (ie, if you finish eating dinner at 7:30 pm, you'd eat NO calories -- coffee ok -- until 1:30 pm the following day). Found it surprisingly sustainable and equally surprisingly effective! (a slow fat burn, not an overnight solution)
      "is restricting the eating window to 6 or 8 hours a day"

      Not a problem for our resident expert.

      Personally I eat frugally during the day and have a larger meal in the evening, lots of protein. I do fifty or more brisk laps of my breakfast bar each day and force myself to walk out of my apartment complex and across a busy main road and down into a store complex for food and carry a heavy load back once a week. I also use a liquid complex that boosts testosterone. That has actually slimmed me down and I am leaner than I have been in years because of it.
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      Originally Posted by Matthew Stanley View Post

      DEFINITELY not an expert and would never pretend to be an armchair fitness guru, but the best advice FOR ME - above exercise or good sleep or anything else that's no doubt important - is restricting the eating window to 6 or 8 hours a day (ie, if you finish eating dinner at 7:30 pm, you'd eat NO calories -- coffee ok -- until 1:30 pm the following day). Found it surprisingly sustainable and equally surprisingly effective! (a slow fat burn, not an overnight solution)
      What time do you start eating? 4:30 pm? < Joking
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      • Profile picture of the author Matthew Stanley
        haha - I hear you. I *try* (with plenty of failure) to eat my meals from 1:30 pm - 7:30 pm, for whatever that's worth! (easier on days when I have a busy work morning and can almost forget I'm hungry until noon / 1p)
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        • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
          Originally Posted by Matthew Stanley View Post

          haha - I hear you. I *try* (with plenty of failure) to eat my meals from 1:30 pm - 7:30 pm, for whatever that's worth! (easier on days when I have a busy work morning and can almost forget I'm hungry until noon / 1p)
          My wife is from the Philippines. She eats one time a day.. all day.

          My son and I are American. My son was raised in Germany. He eats one meal at a time - 3 to 6 times a day.

          I get the scraps.
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          • Profile picture of the author Matthew Stanley
            HAHA wow ... my wife, too, is from the Philippines (Tarlac City to be exact) and you just described her so perfectly that I vow to never share this exchange with her in the interest of avoiding surefire physical injury.

            It's occurring to me now that perhaps my "dietary strategy" is really just my way of self-rationalizing my last-place ranking in the food pecking order..
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            • Profile picture of the author Odahh
              Originally Posted by Matthew Stanley View Post

              HAHA wow ... my wife, too, is from the Philippines (Tarlac City to be exact) and you just described her so perfectly that I vow to never share this exchange with her in the interest of avoiding surefire physical injury.

              It's occurring to me now that perhaps my "dietary strategy" is really just my way of self-rationalizing my last-place ranking in the food pecking order..
              or do you just not want to eat 5 servings of rice a day .. filipina portioning is as much rice as other foodz..American portioning is 75 percent of the plate is protein
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
    I walk one mile a day. There is a food mall one mile from the house that I walk to once or twice a week.

    About a quarter the way is the YADA Deli where I pop in and have a piece of cheese cake and a cup of coffee.

    Another quarter of mile is a Dairy Queen where I pop in and have a vanilla milk shake.

    Another quarter of a mile is a Planet Fitness where I pop in and give everyone the finger.

    By the time I get to the food mall I am exhausted, so I have an 240 calorie energy drink with two M&Ms because I am on a diet.

    Then I call Uber for a ride home.
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  • Profile picture of the author wentzco
    Well I generally only once a day at dinner but do have a very lite lunch sometimes as well 2-3 days a week. A night or two per week, I may have snacks of some type. So I more or less do intermittent fasting already. However sometimes I have too large of dinner portions plus beer so you still can gain weight for those reasons.

    When I've had my weight drift back up, there are a couple of successful ways I dropped weight.

    One - I do 72 hour fasts. I start every morning anyway with a mug of water with a tablespoon of raw apple cider vinegar (with the "mother"). I also drink my usual coffee. I'll drink green tea hot or iced with some apple cider vinegar & lots of water. Sometimes I may have a chicken or beef bullion cube added to a cup of hot water to make sure I have salt in my system on the 2nd or third day. Generally I drop 5 lbs or more during a 72 hour fast. I think doing a 72 hour fast once every 2-3 months is a very good idea for a variety of health reasons besides weight loss. It resets your system & boosts your immunity.

    Another route that works for me is using high-absorption weight loss spray with Garcinia Cambogia 3x times a day. Spray under your tongue & hold it in your mouth for a minute before swallowing as it absorbs into your bloodstream faster. Use 15-30 minutes before eating/drinking anything. (I use other nutritional sprays as well... yeah I sell them)

    Hiking and landscaping also worked well... plus it was enjoyable. I even used to bounce on a jogging tramp daily which worked but admit I'm not much of an exercise fan though I know I should be.
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  • Profile picture of the author myob
    I went to the gym once. My trainer gave me some great advice:
    "Eat clean. Train Mean. Get Lean. Sweat is just your fat crying."
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    seat less, exercise more, or is that too practical?
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  • Profile picture of the author kelly jhowse
    Hey, I want to gain weight I spend most of the time in front of the computer and I don't even feel hungry bc I am totally focused on my work sometimes I don't even take breakfast what should eat instead?
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      Originally Posted by kelly jhowse View Post

      Hey, I want to gain weight I spend most of the time in front of the computer and I don't even feel hungry bc I am totally focused on my work sometimes I don't even take breakfast what should eat instead?
      I know nothing about how to gain weight, other than eating more than one human being.
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  • Profile picture of the author Maria Morzanet
    Actually I would suggest you guys to properly take care of your body, eat healthy, exercise for at least 30 minutes a day. It is not that hard! Take baby steps, you will get there.
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      it's all about to manage the time I can do it only in the night shift will it be okay
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    • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
      Originally Posted by Maria Morzanet View Post

      Actually I would suggest you guys to properly take care of your body, eat healthy, exercise for at least 30 minutes a day. It is not that hard! Take baby steps, you will get there.
      Truer words were never said, I know, I frequent this forum often.
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      Originally Posted by Maria Morzanet View Post

      Actually I would suggest you guys to properly take care of your body, eat healthy, exercise for at least 30 minutes a day.It is not that hard! Take baby steps, you will get there.
      Now the discussion is getting scary.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Maria Morzanet View Post

      Actually I would suggest you guys to properly take care of your body, eat healthy, exercise for at least 30 minutes a day. It is not that hard! Take baby steps, you will get there.
      I take baby steps now...but it's because I'm old and fat.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I take baby steps now...but it's because I'm old and fat.
        Here's a what If for you. The KFC in Wooster is closed for renovations for two weeks. The nearest one is 100 miles away. Your withdrawal symptoms for your favorite fast food are increasing rapidly.

        On a particular day, you get up late, only able to grab a couple of slices of toast on the way out the door. No packed lunch and for some reason the local food places are closed too due to a fast food only holiday.

        Somehow, in walks someone with a piping hot bag of KFC. It smells wonderful and the slobbering and drooling based on the wonderful smell are affecting your sales pitch, you are very hungry and want this food and want it now.. The person senses this and say's ok, give me 40 bucks off this Riccar right now and I will give you the KFC.

        Deal or no deal?
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          Here's a what If for you. The KFC in Wooster is closed for renovations for two weeks. The nearest one is 100 miles away. Your withdrawal symptoms for your favorite fast food are increasing rapidly.

          On a particular day, you get up late, only able to grab a couple of slices of toast on the way out the door. No packed lunch and for some reason the local food places are closed too due to a fast food only holiday.

          Somehow, in walks someone with a piping hot bag of KFC. It smells wonderful and the slobbering and drooling based on the wonderful smell are affecting your sales pitch, you are very hungry and want this food and want it now.. The person senses this and say's ok, give me 40 bucks off this Riccar right now and I will give you the KFC.

          Deal or no deal?
          Deal. Can I keep the drool?
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Deal. Can I keep the drool?
            In Egypt, A man has found a priceless solid gold, diamond encrusted Egyptian amulet. On his way home across the desert he gets hopelessly lost and runs out of food and water. After a couple of days he is on his last legs. He suddenly sees an Arab on a camel.

            The Arab sees the amulet and says I will give you 9,000,000 Egyptian Pounds for that. Done says the man and takes the money. He then asks the Arab: "Do you have a bottle of water" Sure says the Arab. That will be 9,000,000 Egyptian Pounds
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Maria Morzanet View Post

      Actually I would suggest you guys to properly take care of your body, eat healthy, exercise for at least 30 minutes a day. It is not that hard! Take baby steps, you will get there.
      At least 30 minutes,....l spend all day swirling my mouse about, and plotting the overthrow of the free world.

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        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        At least 30 minutes,....l spend all day swirling my mouse about, and plotting the overthrow of the free world.

        Uh, this is a PG Forum?

        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        At least 30 minutes,....l spend all day swirling my mouse about, and plotting the overthrow of the Wooster Krispy Kreme.

        Fixed that For ya ol' diabolical one.
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  • Profile picture of the author cowolter
    Set a goal weight (e.g. current weight, minus 50lbs.)
    Calculate back to what you can healthily lose in a week/month (usually 2lbs a week, or 8-10lbs per month. So, for the above example, lose 50lbs in 25 weeks.)
    Hit that.
    Set new weekly/monthly goal.
    Hit that.
    Repeat last 2 steps until initial goal weight is met.
    Set new goal weight. If goal weight is what you desire, make your goal to be to maintain that weight.

    The big weight loss is the goal, but snowballing the smaller weight losses is simpler to achieve, and allows you to feel that satisfaction much more regularly.
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  • Profile picture of the author myob
    A dear friend went on a calorie-resricted diet of herbal tea and nuts. He was doing quite well - losing one pound every day for over a year. But he disappeared.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

    Uh, this is a PG Forum?

    Fixed that For ya ol' diabolical one.
    [quoteAt least 30 minutes,....l spend all day swirling my mouse about, and plotting the overthrow of the Wooster Krispy Kreme.][/quote]

    Groan l won't mention the first one, since l have no comebacks, and the second one goes without saying.

    And flattery will get you everywhere!

    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    Here's a what If for you. The KFC in Wooster is closed for renovations for two weeks. The nearest one is 100 miles away. Your withdrawal symptoms for your favorite fast food are increasing rapidly.

    On a particular day, you get up late, only able to grab a couple of slices of toast on the way out the door. No packed lunch and for some reason the local food places are closed too due to a fast food only holiday.

    Somehow, in walks someone with a piping hot bag of KFC. It smells wonderful and the slobbering and drooling based on the wonderful smell are affecting your sales pitch, you are very hungry and want this food and want it now.. The person senses this and say's ok, give me 40 bucks off this Riccar right now and I will give you the KFC.

    Deal or no deal?
    I hate to say it but there is a restaurant almost opposite Claude's business, which sells Kebabs, if l remember my Google street search while in a drunken stupor and watching Arthur bender search.

    He risks his life daily for a takeout order, or commands one of his minions.

    The Krispy Kreme is location a fair distance from his store, and is located in a fast food hub, and onlookers have reported that they have seen a overweight balding guy sitting in his car slapping his hands against his head in torment.

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  • Profile picture of the author JPs copy
    I used to run off the pounds in my twenties, which doesn't work that well in your thirties.

    Weight Watchers and simply drinking mores water have done wonders for me. Since last Christmas, I've dropped 20 lbs.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dustinn
    I personally never succeeded to stay on a diet properly. So I just count calories and try to gain more proteins and eat less sugar.
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  • Profile picture of the author lerxtjr
    Stand By, our resident expert will be along shortly to answer your question.
    Indeed! Get a gout flare a few times and you'll be surprised how quickly you suddenly become an expert in managing sugar, salt, blood flow and poor genetics. Self-proclaimed expert here: Best weight loss tips I can give:

    1) Walk fast at least a mile, twice per day, "7" days a week.
    2) Find a school or someplace in that route where you can walk the stairs and get some resistance in your walking.
    3) Pump iron for 3 sets of each body part, in non-consecutive days.
    4) Drink more water than you think you need to.
    5) Ignore your children when they ask you if you want ice cream...especially if they volunteer to scoop it.

    Finally, none of that matters if you're going to continue drinking alcohol and soft drinks. They both have to go in order for you to lose any real amount of weight...and keep it off over time. Two of the hardest things to do with cousin Covid hanging around, but must be done if weight loss is really desired.

    Something must become more important than what you have to give up to lose the weight.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Whattos are surrogates for no-one.
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Whattos are surrogates for no-one.
      Ain't that the truth. Who'd have 'em?
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      Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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  • Profile picture of the author Radcliff
    An effective way of losing weight that I know is portion control. You just have to control your intake of proteins, carbs, fats and such. Then you can eat whatever you want but of course in a limited quantity. But for someone who is a big foodie like me, I eat whatever I want but then focus on doing a lot of exercise. Also, eating at the right time is very important, eating at odd timings is one of the reasons you become bloated
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  • Profile picture of the author hsvdm
    Best way to start loosing weight is walking, You can start walking at any time. It does need any special time, special gear , special place or special talent. It is always free, You can run or walk in your neighbourhood or parks. it is easy and efficient.
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