offtopic

Gotta hope these maligned posts don't all meet up in' sum Abyss of Despair an' morph into an angry homonculus intent on the downfall of all hoomanity.

If it's troo we're all only evah a few paychecks away from anarchy, heaven help us if my smutty cussin' should evah collood with Claude's alternative Elvis lyrics an' Whatto's musings on how ticklin' your own stomach with Emu feathahs guards against panic attacks thanks to them big ole Oz spidahs.

An' that's before we considah the ultimate catalyst for any kinda BANNED SUBVERSION gonna UNLEASH MAYHEM LIKE YOU NEVAH SEEN!

(I talkin' here 'bout Slippery Riffle mantra suggestions as pumped for comedic effect by Fearo's coleslaw-droppin' puns.)

Etymologically speakin', 'moderator' means "connoisseur of dissed vulgarity as an obsession" -- which suggests there is an alt-WF site runnin' sumplace where the mods all gather to sniff the gruesumest nightmares before walkin' once again among inquisitive mortals to dispense their resobered judgement.

Gotta remembah the diffrence between conspiracy theory an' conspiracy practice is WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT.

I don't wanna raise the specter of alien involvement without mixin' my Fear Trope Metaphors, but I figure them mods got more gowin' on than they lettin' on ...