What's your wish for Christmas?

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Personally I want money to buy books that I have long dreamed of, as well as some stationery (I have a weakness for beautiful notebooks and pens) and sweets. I love sweets.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by sallysparr0w View Post

    Personally I want money to buy books that I have long dreamed of, as well as some stationery (I have a weakness for beautiful notebooks and pens) and sweets. I love sweets.
    I wish Covid 19 would just vanish.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mahaly Akther
      I want to help those poor people so that they are happy.
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    An effective vaccine that causes no long term damage.
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    world peace, covid-19 vaccine, new saddle....not necessarily in that order
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    If I could be granted one wish...

    And it could be anything?
    I would never make that wish.

    With my luck, I'd wish I could fly...and the next minute, I'd turn into a mosquito.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      If I could be granted one wish...

      And it could be anything?
      I would never make that wish.

      With my luck, I'd wish I could fly...and the next minute, I'd turn into a mosquito.
      But if you had West Nile Virus, think of the possibilities of what you could inflict on one little man.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I really have two wishes:

    1) I wish for a world where everybody is judged by the content of their heart and not the colour of their skin. A world where the different faiths put aside their differences and work together for the betterment of mankind. All I am saying, is give peace a chance.

    2) I wish for extreme violence to be inflicted on Dan Riffle.

    If having two wishes is against the rules of this thread, and I'm only allowed one of those wishes, then ditch wish #1. I'll be happy with only #2 happening.
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  • Profile picture of the author gustavowoltman
    HI.
    as you know the lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together. Let's buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
    Originally Posted by sallysparr0w View Post

    What's your wish for Christmas?
    Unlimited wishes.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

      Unlimited wishes.
      That's just Wishful thinking
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  • Profile picture of the author BerthaCuuler
    I want to be with my family :-)
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    • Profile picture of the author gustavowoltman
      Hi, BerthaCuuler.
      every one want to be with his family during these special days.
      Christmas is a special time to enjoy with all your loved ones, spreading divinity and cheer around, Merry Christmas and a happy new year in advance.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      That we will have one?


      Yeah, it's weird that my wife's family won't be over for Thanksgiving or Christmas.

      I don't even know if there will be Trick or Treat this year.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Yeah, it's weird that my wife's family won't be over for Thanksgiving or Christmas.

        I don't even know if there will be Trick or Treat this year.
        The thought that you cannot go out and get all that free candy must lead you to despair. You do not even have to dress up to look creepy and frightening either.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          The thought that you cannot go out and get all that free candy must lead you to despair. You do not even have to dress up to look creepy and frightening either.
          I get the candy from the kids, after they go Trick or Treating. Do you have any idea how hard and complicated it is to blackmail and threaten hundreds of little kids...without their parents finding out?......... It's a logistical nightmare.


          I thought of just going out and buying buckets of candy, and just eating it myself.....but candy you steal from kids is twice as sweet.

          I'm sure you understand. (All a joke)


          By the way, for the last several years, and candy we have left over, we put in a bucket and let kids take some when they come in the store. One day, someone just took the whole bucket (when nobody was looking) and walked out with it. (True)

          The next day was the day I met Dan Riffle. He had overpowering chocolate breath. (Joke)
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Yeah, it's weird that my wife's family won't be over for Thanksgiving or Christmas.

        I don't even know if there will be Trick or Treat this year.
        Well, we had Trick or Treat on our street.

        My wife didn't want to hand it out ths year, because of Covid.

        So, we put a basket full of about 200 candy bars in our driveway, with a sign that said something like "Trick or Treat. Take one"

        Trick or treat started at 6PM. It was supposed to last until 8PM.

        I'm not joking. at about 6:15, I went out to make sure our display hadn't blown over.

        Nope. Everything was fine...except all the candy was gone. That means one of the first few kids that went door to door...just took it all.

        Humans.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Well, we had Trick or Treat on our street.

          My wife didn't want to hand it out ths year, because of Covid.

          So, we put a basket full of about 200 candy bars in our driveway, with a sign that said something like "Trick or Treat. Take one"

          Trick or treat started at 6PM. It was supposed to last until 8PM.

          I'm not joking. at about 6:15, I went out to make sure our display hadn't blown over.

          Nope. Everything was fine...except all the candy was gone. That means one of the first few kids that went door to door...just took it all.

          Humans.
          You should have written on a second sign, secreted under your raincoat. "Take One, But Beware, One Is Laced With Poison And Will Kill You" But here's the clever trick, you don't really poison one at all and swop the sign at the last minute when your wife's not looking when putting it out. Then, swop the sign back and bring the whole caboodle indoors and say: "Look darling, nobody wanted any"

          It's brilliant , and the stomach pump to get all that candy out of you in 24 hours is a small price to pay.
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  • I so love Halloween bcs it smoochies out on sweet stuff, mystery -- an' impossibly exotic protuberances.

    Blink ... an' you miss it.

    Hey, but listen -- a Chocklit Riffle sounds like my kinda aftah-dinnah shchlumpy schloopy.

    Pickchah The Scene --

    Princess Balestra Dines Alone

    In a Swanky Restaurant,

    Hungry For Max Chillout Succor

    Waitah: Does madame wish to peruse our exclusive range of Ben & Jerrys?

    Moi: You got a Chocklit Riffle?

    Waitah : Is there something wrong with the way I'm standing? My uniform is necessarily tight to augment my obsequiousness -- but I devote myself exclusively to Pilates in my spare time in order to grace my Ikigai with necessary spiritual slack.

    Moi :K, but, uhm -- you got a Chocklit Riffle?

    Waitah: I realise my beard might be considered exotic for a humble servant, but if you must know, I have won several awards for my crimping technique.

    [Princess stands. She nevah wanted to; she jus' wanted dinnah. She did naht seek to violent out all kindsa shouty. As in .. aw, c'mon you frickin' MORON ... all I did was ask for a CHOCKLIT RIFFLE !]

    Moi: Hell is WRAAAHNG with you, you stoopid clown?

    SMAAAACK!

    Moi: I jus' want easy, melt-in-your-mouth ice cream fulla juicy flavah -- plus a toucha ripply wipply schlumpy schloopy hands on pizzazz. Long sneaky spoon stuff, yanno? That so difficult noplace got no soop for less than $200?



    Ha! Stoopid thing is, prolly I won't feel this way when I old, bent & deranged.

    Best promo I can hope for then prolly


    SHARE A CHOCOLATE RIFFLE
    WITH YOUR SWEETHEART
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    I wish my child could go to school as we did on normal days.
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    i wish santa claus continues to be real
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  • Profile picture of the author Nyx004
    Definetely Financial stability and Motivation. More physical energy. Like, i am constantly tired.
    Maybe i have a depression
    or lacking a vitamin D
    Anywaysss,
    Camera, new laptop since my old boy with 2 gb ram is shit
    and subscribers on my utube channel
    Thats it santa
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    Originally Posted by Nyx004 View Post

    Definetely Financial stability and Motivation. More physical energy.
    Sounds more like a New Years Resolution

    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

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    So, we put a basket full of about 200 candy bars in our driveway, with a sign that said something like "Trick or Treat. Take one"
    .
    Saw a house in the area do the same thing, but the woman was standing in the garage doing cleaning and also had a chair set about 10 feet from the candy. Guess for when she got tired.

    Saw very very people out trick or treating. They were small groups with parents and only went to homes that had decorations and some one was there. Think the town had a very early curfew, no one was out after dark.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    Well, we had Trick or Treat on our street.

    My wife didn't want to hand it out ths year, because of Covid.

    So, we put a basket full of about 200 candy bars in our driveway, with a sign that said something like "Trick or Treat. Take one"

    Trick or treat started at 6PM. It was supposed to last until 8PM.

    I'm not joking. at about 6:15, I went out to make sure our display hadn't blown over.

    Nope. Everything was fine...except all the candy was gone. That means one of the first few kids that went door to door...just took it all.

    Humans.
    You sure it was a kid? Could have been a pack of stray dogs?

    But we didn't have that in Australia or Victoria, since we all have to wear masks, so there is no motivation.

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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    In an Atlanta suburb a family'd house had a big sign in the yard saying 'no trick or treating this year - we have a child with cancer - see you next year'....


    Children took candy from their baskets and bags and left it at the foot of the sign for the child who could NOT trick or treat this year. How sweet is that?
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
    That Kay King would give me one (just one) "Thanks" click. : P
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

      That Kay King would give me one (just one) "Thanks" click. : P
      What?! What am I? Chopped liver?

      Everyone is saying that I have the best Thanks out there. My Thanks are the most in demand and popular.

      Everyone is saying it.

      If you just keep the legal Thanks, and throw out the illegal Thanks....you'll see that I easily beat Kay King in the legitimate Thanks count.

      And I have just been notified that the number one Christmas request is for Claude Whitacre Thanks. Not even close.
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      • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        What?! What am I? Chopped liver?

        Everyone is saying that I have the best Thanks out there. My Thanks are the most in demand and popular.

        Everyone is saying it.

        If you just keep the legal Thanks, and throw out the illegal Thanks....you'll see that I easily beat Kay King in the legitimate Thanks count.

        And I have just been notified that the number one Christmas request is for Claude Whitacre Thanks. Not even close.
        But I already know you love me ... [Man Hug Time]
        (Hehe)
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

      That Kay King would give me one (just one) "Thanks" click. : P
      I understand you are interested in my "Thanks" service. I'm afraid one from Kay King falls under my executive package selection. This is not your run of the mill Claude Whitacre, Jeffery or Tagiscom "Thanks" This comes under the more Dan Riffle and Frank Donovan type "rarities" and my teams endeavors to get them and ascribe them to your posts is a very skilled operation. Please PM me for prices
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        I understand you are interested in my "Thanks" service. I'm afraid one from Kay King falls under my executive package selection. This is not your run of the mill Claude Whitacre, Jeffery or Tagiscom "Thanks" This comes under the more Dan Riffle and Frank Donovan type "rarities" and my teams endeavors to get them and ascribe them to your posts is a very skilled operation. Please PM me for prices
        I'll have you know I've given 3280 thanks to your 2497.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I'll have you know I've given 3280 thanks to your 2497.
          Although I joined in 2008 I did not become active on the OT till about 2012 and you were already an established poster methinks.
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          • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            Although I joined in 2008 I did not become active on the OT till about 2012 and you were already an established pest methinks.
            Fixed that for you.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            Although I joined in 2008 I did not become active on the OT till about 2012 and you were already an established poser methinks.
            Fixed it for you. You're welcome.
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Fixed it for you. You're welcome.
              "Although I joined in 2008 I did not become active on the OT till about 2012 and you were already an established Pixie methinks."
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        • Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I'll have you know I've given 3280 thanks to your 2497.

          Be cool if we could have spanks.


          Yanno, when a post is so darn good you slap your thigh an' holler YEE-HAAAR!


          No ideah who would come top in my spankometer, but most likely the Off Topic crew would feachah strongly.
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          • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
            Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

            Be cool if we could have spanks.


            Yanno, when a post is so darn good you slap your thigh an' holler YEE-HAAAR!


            No ideah who would come top in my spankometer, but most likely the Off Topic crew would feachah strongly.
            YEE-HAAAR!
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I'll have you know I've given 3280 thanks to your 2497.
          And I have given 20,374 Thanks....


          Which means I won this contest in a landslide. Everyone is saying that this is the biggest Thanks landslide win this century.

          And just so you know, all the Thanks I ever gave you were illegal, and will be contested.

          If you delete all the illegal Thanks from your total, you are left with only 435 Thanks. The rest of your Thanks were switched over to "No Thanks".
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    What?! What am I? Chopped liver?

    Everyone is saying that I have the best Thanks out there. My Thanks are the most in demand and popular.

    Everyone is saying it.

    If you just keep the legal Thanks, and throw out the illegal Thanks....you'll see that I easily beat Kay King in the legitimate Thanks count.

    And I have just been notified that the number one Christmas request is for Claude Whitacre Thanks. Not even close.
    An assassination attempt is what we are asking Santa for.

    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    I understand you are interested in my "Thanks" service. I'm afraid one from Kay King falls under my executive package selection. This is not your run of the mill Claude Whitacre, Jeffery or Tagiscom "Thanks" This comes under the more Dan Riffle and Frank Donovan type "rarities" and my teams endeavors to get them and ascribe them to your posts is a very skilled operation. Please PM me for prices
    Blashemy, l paid good money for those 7,500+ thanks.

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  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    You have given 20,375 thanks. That geriatric brain of yours taking the day off?
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    I gave a Thanks after I posted, you pusillanimous pip-squeak.




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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Thanks: 25,465
    Thanked 23,242 Times in 11,147 Posts

    Yes, Claude, you are indeed chopped liver - but of a gourmet variety.


    Now I'm going back up in this thread and give Jonathan2.0 his jollies with a thanks just from little old me. I wish all my friends and family were that easy to please....for that, I gave him TWO thanks.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
      Two "Thanks" -- Wow. OK. First I would like to thank Warrior Forum for being such a great place to learn ... And of course my Family ... And ...
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        And I have given 20,374 Thanks....

        Which means I won this contest in a landslide. Everyone is saying that this is the biggest Thanks landslide win this century.

        And just so you know, all the Thanks I ever gave you were illegal, and will be contested.

        If you delete all the illegal Thanks from your total, you are left with only 435 Thanks. The rest of your Thanks were switched over to "No Thanks".
        Having your cats do your dirty work, isn't valid.

        The 20k should be considered illegal, cat clicks.

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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        I want to end world poverty, (someone had to say it).

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        • Profile picture of the author toysoldier80
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          I want to end world poverty, (someone had to say it).

          Lol glad you did. Goes to show you how many people truly want to end it. If we can only reach the powers that be, or let the people who want to end hunger come into power than real change will begin to take place.

          If you think about the amount of waste in terms of dollars that takes place everyday, ending hunger would be easy. Plus it would create jobs.
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by toysoldier80 View Post

            Lol glad you did. Goes to show you how many people truly want to end it. If we can only reach the powers that be, or let the people who want to end hunger come into power than real change will begin to take place.

            If you think about the amount of waste in terms of dollars that takes place everyday, ending hunger would be easy. Plus it would create jobs.
            The powers that be for the most part have their own ideology and mindset, which typically revolves around keeping them there since they don't use much of a certain gas element.

            Suppressing new power sources that could actually help them, since it will affect oil prices is what is at play, and flogging ones that don't really work, while packaging it to look like an image of,....(can't use religious motifs, but you get the drift) to the masses, is what is happening.

            Saving the world is a work in progress.

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    It's been a week since my reply here.
    I changed my mind
    I want money.
    Maybe I should start doing manifestations idk
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