If You Could Be A Fictional Character For One Day.....

I don't know. Would love to have super powers but don't want the pressure of having to save people and all that stuff.


Guess I'd want some sort of protective powers so I could do some of the dangerous things I'd like to do without worrying about getting broken or dead doing them.

invisible man is cool
actually i'd like too and maybe hearing people's thoughts

Superman.

I could do a lot of good in a day.

And then I could spend the rest of my life being amused that the Earth believes that Superman exists.

Coolest thing 'bout fictschnool characters is how they been dowin' the rounds since the dawna time.

How beyondheresy they be for us to wish to don their costooms!

An' it is naht how we seek communion with their ass bcs they dispense from above their manifest glories.

Sum fictschwaahn people so desprit an' lost an' sad, thay smack us hard in the chops with renoowed fusion of hoomanity, hope an' purpose.

That is why you gotta love fictschwaahn from the bunnies on up.

Stood on the podium 'longside sposedly Irrefyootable Fact, sumtimes fictschwaahn don't fall down too bad.

Definitely Superman. That way I could see all the attractions
that interest me like the Taj Mahal, the Louvre, Diamond Head,
Stonehenge, various pyramids and whatever else I see along
the way. I would need more than a day though, more like three.

An interesting thought experiment about wishing you were Superman..

Would you end up being Superman, but not having experience using your powers? Would you end up killing thousands of people by sneezing, or flying too fast and creating a vortex (like in The Matrix)?

Would you still want to be Superman if the rule was, nobody could see you or know you exist?

Would you want to be Superman if the condition was, you would go back to the age of dinosaurs, and stay there the rest of your life?

Would you want to be Superman, if you knew that eventually the entire world would try to kill you out of fear and the fact that people died while you were saving large numbers of people?

Would you want to be Superman if you would have an alien face that frightened everyone? If you would only be 6 inches tall?

Would you want to be Superman, but you would have to spend all of your life on another planet? (like Venus). And be completely alone?

Would you want to be Superman if your body radiated energy that would kill anyone within a few feet of you? Or you were so strong that you couldn't touch anyone because you would crush them with the lightest touch?

Would you want to be Superman, but you could only live for another year? Another day?

If you had all of Superman's powers, would you tell anyone? Would you try to keep your old identity, or just be Superman all the time?

i am a mix of allen from the hangover movies and woody Haralson's character(charlie frost) from 2012 ..the arrogent iddiot and the crazy guy telling the world how the end is here ..

i'm a fictional character every day

I was the invisible man for one day and was involved in a horrific accident. I was in the ICU unit for weeks.

Claude ... oh wait he is not fictional ??

Invisible women.

Jo March, but probably only because that was the first character to pop into my head. I did love reading the book as a young girl, however, and usually like stories with strong, female characters.

1) The BEARD
Everyone loves a beard, right? As a bonus ... he grew it in the right place.

So what's not to admire?

2) The SPELLING
Typos are the #1 way to spot if your Throbster Du Heart is stupid -- and the Danster's take on spelling, grammar and punctuation are sure to disappoint if you're the kind of feisty woman who will settle for a mere imbecile.

So forget what he says -- look close in on the forensic accuracy of his style!

Trust me, you will DROOL.

3) The BOYISH PLUCKINESS
Face it, nobody loves an expert. We crave the underdog, the passionate battler, the hero capable of making his own sandwiches -- and dictating every aspect of the bread, butter and filling.

Why, if you're feeling HOT and HUNGRY ... and your local pizza joint has been occupied by climate protestors who got lost looking for the Pentagon ... what more could you ask for than a sandwich aficionado who will gladly slice your choice of loaf, spread the beurre like a pro, and load up the inbetween part with nutricious yumminess?

For sure, bucks and status matter big time -- but what price raw appeal?