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Your Final Meal?

by lanfear63
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Whichever way it happens, you know that you are shortly to become one of the dearly departed.

For the last time, you get to eat a final meal. Your appetite is good and you can have anything you want food and drink wise and as much as you want.

What platter of your favorite food/s and drink/s would be laid out before you?
  • Profile picture of the author KillerVirus
    Pizza! mmm...pizza.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Pretty easy, a bottle of 200 year old conyak, produced a year before the French Revolution, currently going for $23,000 AU, and a painless poison that sends you to sleep and then some.

    I literally couldn't eat anything, so may as well get drunk, and do myself in, (l assume l am on death row, and getting ready for an unpleasant death, l would rather take the nicer route).

    PS. goes without saying that Claude would have a plate of Krispy Kreme donuts, and would hope to die, chocking on one, and wash it down with a large, frosty pitcher of goats milk, while admiring the new, Dyson vacuum cleaner in the sealed section of "Life Sucks Monthly"?

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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    Whichever way it happens, you know that you are shortly to become one of the dearly departed.

    For the last time, you get to eat a final meal. Your appetite is good and you can have anything you want food and drink wise and as much as you want.

    What platter of your favorite food/s and drink/s would be laid out before you?
    So...you know you are going to die right away, and you still have an appetite?

    If I were going to die later that day, no matter the cause, I wouldn't eat anything. What a waste.

    The reason condemned people chose what their last meal is...is that this is one of the very few things they can now control. It's why you hear about them saying things like "I'm going to die on my terms!".

    Powerless people screaming out their last gasp of control over their failed life.

    Humans.
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  • Profile picture of the author KillerVirus
    I find it interesting that death row or excecution were not mentioned but you both went there.

    The reality of your own mortality robbed you of the ability to enjoy the life you have left.

    Live every day like it's your last, especially if it is.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by KillerVirus View Post

      I find it interesting that death row or excecution were not mentioned but you both went there.

      The reality of your own mortality robbed you of the ability to enjoy the life you have left.

      Live every day like it's your last, especially if it is.
      I have a different point of view.

      The reality of my real mortality doesn't rob me of anything. But if I knew I was about to die that day, and had one last meal....I wouldn't take it.

      If I knew I was about to die from any cause, eating would be the last thing on my mind.
      I mentioned the "last meal" rationale, because it's revealing about human nature.

      Grasping at straws, making demands when you are powerless....is revealing about how the brain rebels at the idea of losing control.

      I assumed that, if you know you are going to die after another meal, you are either dying of natural causes or being executed. Neither way would make me want to eat a last meal.

      But...if I were forced to choose one food that I would have to eat every meal until I died...it would probably be steak.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I have a different point of view.

        The reality of my real mortality doesn't rob me of anything. But if I knew I was about to die that day, and had one last meal....I wouldn't take it.

        If I knew I was about to die from any cause, eating would be the last thing on my mind.
        I mentioned the "last meal" rationale, because it's revealing about human nature.

        Grasping at straws, making demands when you are powerless....is revealing about how the brain rebels at the idea of losing control.

        I assumed that, if you know you are going to die after another meal, you are either dying of natural causes or being executed. Neither way would make me want to eat a last meal.

        But...if I were forced to choose one food that I would have to eat every meal until I died...it would probably be steak.
        A nice steak followed by one through the heart, the only way to destroy you.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Technically, anythin' I cook is potentially a final meal.

    For anywan with teeth, come try my unbreakthrough pizza.

    For anywan with digestive succor acumen, try imbibin' anythin' I liquidize real easy.

    Mom calls me a secret weapon.

    Meantimes, don't you jus wanna chomp on noodles always?

    Fkrs could shoot me as I schlup, tellya.

    As the bullets tore into her flesh, the whiplash of finest noodle was seen and heard thwap thwap thwapping about her face.
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Technically, anythin' I cook is potentially a final meal.

      For anywan with teeth, come try my unbreakthrough pizza.

      For anywan with digestive succor acumen, try imbibin' anythin' I liquidize real easy.

      Mom calls me a secret weapon.

      Meantimes, don't you jus wanna chomp on noodles always?

      Fkrs could shoot me as I schlup, tellya.

      As the bullets tore into her flesh, the whiplash of finest noodle was seen and heard thwap thwap thwapping about her face.

      Hey, so ... uhm ... huh ... yeah.

      'Bout them noodles you jus' sent me before I get shot in the face.

      Don't wanna pissya or nuthin', but they ain't actschwlly been cooked propah.

      Plus also the sliced zucchini accompaniment is mostly cucumbah, an' I counted no less than ONE random fingernail from the las' dumb asshole you eithah poisononed, hung, shot through with killah volts, or exposed to Gary Vaynerchuk while he tryin' desprit hard nevah to shave.

      So can I mebbe ordah again before I committed to the afterlife for reasons the OP (or nowan else) nevah actschwlly said?

      Bcs I changed my mind.

      An' I want a melon.

      So c'mon you fkrs.

      This is a life an' death sityooayschwaahn, so we gotta play srs or we mockin' hoomanity herself!

      Yeah, an' I will slice it, K?

      You gaht enough to do killin' Moi an stuff.

      Jus' wanna make your life easiah while you snuff the hell outta mine, K?

      Prolly anywan else would re-ask for noodles, an' mebbe you still gaht sum left in the pan.

      But I the one bein' deprived of life forevah here.

      So get me a frickin' melon, you clowns ...
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    Originally Posted by KillerVirus View Post

    I find it interesting that death row or excecution were not mentioned but you both went there.

    The reality of your own mortality robbed you of the ability to enjoy the life you have left.

    Live every day like it's your last, especially if it is.
    Well l didn't, and even if it was natural, it still sounds like a good way to go, or knowing that l am drinking about 5k of 200 year old liqueur per glass is about as good as it gets down here.

    And if l lived every day like it was my last l would be broke and have sky high dept, and probably wished it was my last day.

    But l do take action and live modestly.
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  • Profile picture of the author AFunyarinpa
    I'm gonna have to agree with KillerVirus on this one. I want to to choose a "fancy" last meal, but I know that in the moment I would just ask for a ton of pizza.
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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    For the last time, you get to eat a final meal.
    How many other times can you eat a final meal?

    I think if you know you've only got a day or two left, it would be far more important who you share that meal with than what it actually was.

    But I can't imagine it would be a concern either way. I'd hope to spend most of the time walking or sitting outdoors. If that wasn't an option, I'd ask for a bottle of single malt and go out in peaceful reflection.

    Unless, you know, there's that last minute call from the judge.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

      How many other times can you eat a final meal?

      I think if you know you've only got a day or two left, it would be far more important who you share that meal with than what it actually was.

      But I can't imagine it would be a concern either way. I'd hope to spend most of the time walking or sitting outdoors. If that wasn't an option, I'd ask for a bottle of single malt and go out in peaceful reflection.

      Unless, you know, there's that last minute call from the judge.
      At least 30 years l hope?

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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

      How many other times can you eat a final meal?

      I think if you know you've only got a day or two left, it would be far more important who you share that meal with than what it actually was.

      But I can't imagine it would be a concern either way. I'd hope to spend most of the time walking or sitting outdoors. If that wasn't an option, I'd ask for a bottle of single malt and go out in peaceful reflection.

      Unless, you know, there's that last minute call from the judge.
      Goood, you picked up on my deliberate error. Thought you would. My evil plan is coming together.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

      I think if you know you've only got a day or two left, it would be far more important who you share that meal with than what it actually was.
      That. That's why I make sure I read your posts.

      It would be far more important to be able to choose who to have the last meal with, rather than what it is.

      Just as it is today, and every day. Who you are with is far more important than what you are doing...in my experience.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        That. That's why I make sure I read your posts.

        It would be far more important to be able to choose who to have the last meal with, rather than what it is.

        Just as it is today, and every day. Who you are with is far more important than what you are doing...in my experience.
        But the reality is...

        Life long friend: Claude, it is a great honor that you chose me to spend the last few hours with you.

        Claude: Shut up I'm eating
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          But the reality is...

          Life long friend: Claude, it is a great honor that you chose me to spend the last few hours with you.

          Claude: Shut up I'm eating
          Biting Satire?

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  • Profile picture of the author Odahh
    The final meal thin is usually for prisoners who normally are few prison food.

    I thought of something that had the risk of death built into eating it.

    So if it was not the meal that would kill me but something else and I didn't care how healthy the meal was.

    Brisket mixed with Mac and cheese that is smoked then rolled into balls breaded in panko and deep fried in pure duck fat .

    With a verity of dipping sauces to choose from. And a beer brewed to suit my taste buds.

    And popcorn shrimp fried in the same duck fat.

    Pasture raised chicken marinated in butter milk over night the breaded and deep fried in the duck fat.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    deep fried in the duck fat.

    Eat like that for a while and the final meal will come sooner rather than later.
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    • Profile picture of the author Odahh
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Eat like that for a while and the final meal will come sooner rather than later.
      Deep frying in any fat is not good to often. Duck fat is pricy enough so it can't be used all that often. Or just used in small amounts
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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    Ha -- great question lanfear63.

    For me it would be a meal my Dad cooked many years ago when I was struggling with my illness (etc.) -- and not eating very much ...) Anyway, it was a simple fillet stake meal with chips, onion rings, salad, tomatoes (etc.) and a bottle of beer.

    Best meal I've ever had. : )
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  • Profile picture of the author jeanr860
    Last meal? Get me the greasiest juiciest burger and loaded fries you can find on the planet.
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    Maine lobster tails , Wing daddy hot wings, Cheesecake Factory Ribeye steak ( medium) and a basketful of The Chop House onion rings along with a fine bottle of pale ale beer (Make that 6 bottles of Sierra Nevada pale ale beer )
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    Ribeye Philly Cheesesteak Hoagie, homemade fries, and a 6 pack of Stella Artois.

    Arrivederci. See you in hell.

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      Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

      Ribeye Philly Cheesesteak Hoagie, homemade fries, and a 6 pack of Stella Artois.

      Arrivederci. See you in hell.
      My final meal?

      Whatever Big Frank thought he was going to get. I want his last meal.

      Because...It's not enough that I win. Everyone else must lose. (Quote from Superman 3)
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        My final meal?

        Whatever Big Frank thought he was going to get. I want his last meal.

        Because...It's not enough that I win. Everyone else must lose. (Quote from Superman 3)
        "Whatever Big Frank thought he was going to get. I want his last meal."

        You could probably have what he was eating but never have a 6 pack.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          "Whatever Big Frank thought he was going to get. I want his last meal."

          You could probably have what he was eating but never have a 6 pack          .
          I've grown far beyond a 6 pack. I have a keg.
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          • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            I've grown far beyond a 6 pack. I have a keg.
            Wow! Self-body shaming. I've never seen that before. Of course, no one has ever seen a body like that before.

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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

              Wow! Self-body shaming. I've never seen that before. Of course, no one has ever seen a body like that before.

              Big Frank
              Frank;

              If you want it done right, do it yourself.
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              • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Frank;

                If you want it done right, do it yourself.
                Ain't that the truth. This is why I have the best sex!

                Big Frank
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

                  Ain't that the truth. This is why I have the best sex!

                  Big Frank
                  In my bedroom, atop the headboard...it a huge painting of me, holding a large photo of me, holding a small statue of me.

                  And on the ceiling is a mirror.

                  There is something about old, balding, fat, white men that turns me on.
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                  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    In my bedroom, atop the headboard...it a huge painting of me, holding a large photo of me, holding a small statue of me.

                    And on the ceiling is a mirror.

                    There is something about old, balding, fat, white men that turns me on.
                    Even though they all look down on you
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            I've grown far beyond a 6 pack. I have a keg.
            "Roll out the barrel"
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          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          "Whatever Big Frank thought he was going to get. I want his last meal."
          You can never go wrong with my menu choices.

          You could probably have what he was eating but never have a 6 pack.
          The beer you can have. Try to touch my sammy and serious bodily harm could loom large.

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    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    In my bedroom, atop the headboard...it a huge painting of me, holding a large photo of me, holding a small statue of me.

    And on the ceiling is a mirror.

    There is something about old, balding, fat, white men that turns me on.
    And your wife takes care of the Darts?

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    I will eat what they call "Junk Food".
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  • Profile picture of the author Profit Traveler
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    I am surprised really nobody ever thought of it. Make the last meal one that kills you with a smile on your face.

    All you can eat of all your favs...literally until your insides burst with all the foods you love.
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    very unoriginal, but I too, would eat pizza. and lots of it!
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    It would probably be sushi. I'd sell my soul to the devil for that food. and, of course, beer
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    Honestly, for me I hope is a nice plate of Mexican fajitas (the real ones), like the whole grill experience: grilled onions, peppers filled with cheese, pico de gallo and the steak grilled in mezquite.... okay, I need to go to Mexico soon!
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    I would like to eat everything, meat and vegetables, and carbs. Because to be vegan is not like people talk: that save nature, they care about pollution... pollution is directly associated with vegans as well because plants emit co2 too. I use rubbish removal by Zero Waste that which collects my garbage and then recycle it. It may be a little, but it still affects.
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    I have always loved the smell or should I say fragrance of Johnnie Walker Scotch and I would definitely want to have it as my last drink before joining my ancestors.

    On the one last food I would want, it's going to be Rocky Mountain Oysters and Lobster Mac and Cheese.
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