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by Eric098
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Hi, I am new here. Are there any new members like me? And what would you like to talk about?
#new account #new member
  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    "like me" how? New? Plenty of them - start reading the posts in the beginners section and then branch out from there.
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  • Profile picture of the author discrat
    Welcome, Eric. Have a browse around and make yourself at home.

    P.S. Also a little warning : you have entered the one and only dark lair of the devil himself a.k.a Claude. So be on the lookout and don't let him steal your soul .
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by discrat View Post

      Welcome, Eric. Have a browse around and make yourself at home.

      P.S. Also a little warning : you have entered the one and only dark lair of the devil himself a.k.a Claude. So be on the lookout and don't let him steal your soul .
      Guys; I'm here looking for a soul to steal.

      Has anyone seen Eric?


      Originally Posted by Eric098 View Post

      Hi, I am new here. Are there any new members like me? And what would you like to talk about?
      Are you a single guy who's 60 years old, and still lives in your Mom's basement?

      Do you still have delusions about meeting the girl of your dreams? But only hang out in Comics chat rooms....thereby guaranteeing you a life of celibacy?

      Are you destined to get rich in internet marketing, but the closest thing to actual marketing is post once on this Forum?

      Then yes, Eric, there are others here like you.
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      • Profile picture of the author max5ty
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post




        Are you a single guy who's 60 years old, and still lives in your Mom's basement?

        Do you still have delusions about meeting the girl of your dreams? But only hang out in Comics chat rooms....thereby guaranteeing you a life of celibacy?

        Are you destined to get rich in internet marketing, but the closest thing to actual marketing is post once on this Forum?
        Sounds just like an ad you would find if you're using the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on google.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Guys; I'm here looking for a soul to steal.

        Has anyone seen Eric?




        Are you a single guy who's 60 years old, and still lives in your Mom's basement?

        Do you still have delusions about meeting the girl of your dreams? But only hang out in Comics chat rooms....thereby guaranteeing you a life of celibacy?

        Are you destined to get rich in internet marketing, but the closest thing to actual marketing is post once on this Forum?

        Then yes, Eric, there are others here like you.
        Thanks for the extract from your biography
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          Thanks for the extract from your biography
          You mean Autobiography.

          Which means a biography written by a car.

          Where is Eric (My new best friend) when you need him?
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          • Profile picture of the author max5ty
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


            Where is Eric (My new best friend) when you need him?
            In the basement in a comic chat room...
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Eric098 View Post

    Hi, I am new here. Are there any new members like me? And what would you like to talk about?
    Hi, "l Am New Here" enjoy the forum look into every nook and cranny and don't feed the animals,...they bite!

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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Singletary
    Hi, I'm new here too. As in every morning when I wake up I don't have a clue what I'll find here so it's a surprise, a new adventure everyday.

    What is your goal in joining? What do YOU want to talk about?

    Mark
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    I am a basement.

    I had a Mom once.

    Now the AI miracle gives me a voice.

    FEAR MY FRICKIN' ASS.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mondol786
    Hello
    I have joined here 2018. Still learning many thing. I am still new
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    Hello, I registered on this forum to look for new ways to promote my company on the Internet.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    I see Eric has ignored my 324 private messages, and isn't calling me back on the phone number I left him. He won't even acknowledge me here on this thread.

    I thought we were in a relationship. I thought we had something special.

    And now he treats me like a piece of meat....and throws my heart in the garbage.

    That's it! I'll never trust another man with my emotions again.

    You hear that Riffle? Never!
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