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Michael Motley

16 years ago

eww. i could have went all day and not know that.

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HeySal

16 years ago

Um...well..uh....thanks for that one, Kurt. (gag). I thought you meant gross as in "before net". Holy cow.

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mbenton

16 years ago

Oh, great, Kurt! Now I'll have to sleep on the couch!

Thanks for sharing, uh...I think...

If I were still selling Kirby vacuums I could use that information.

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Andie

16 years ago

Originally Posted by mbenton

Oh, great, Kurt! Now I'll have to sleep on the couch!

Thanks for sharing, uh...I think...

If I were still selling Kirby vacuums I could use that information.

i *really* don't want to think what the couch 'gross' factor would be

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Kay King

16 years ago

I have the memory foam pad, too - but what I want is a tempurpedic mattress - total memory foam - no bugs, no mites - $2500!

I love that people in walmart photosite - it's so true. Two favorites recently - one at walmart and one at the casino.

Walmart - short man with a beer gut running about two feet in front of him...black tshirt with the logo "can you take it?" - should have been "can you find it?"

Another true story from two days ago (I watched this one myself) - lady standing next to a blackjack table just looking around - very large lady with a considerable girth. As she started to walk off - something fell. It was her undies. She stood still for at least a minute or two with her drawers around her ankles, then stepped out of them, struggled to bend over and pick them up, shoved them in her purse and walked on.

A friend and I were working hard to control ourselves and we were ok until the casino manager walked up and said "damn, I thought she dropped an umbrella". We all lost it.

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Dave Patterson

16 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

A friend and I were working hard to control ourselves and we were ok until the casino manager walked up and said "damn, I thought she dropped an umbrella". We all lost it.

kay

ROFLMAO....dang it Kay!!!

I got a mess to clean up.

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Radix

16 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

I have the memory foam pad, too - but what I want is a tempurpedic mattress - total memory foam - no bugs, no mites - $2500!

I love that people in walmart photosite - it's so true. Two favorites recently - one at walmart and one at the casino.

Walmart - short man with a beer gut running about two feet in front of him...black tshirt with the logo "can you take it?" - should have been "can you find it?"

Another true story from two days ago (I watched this one myself) - lady standing next to a blackjack table just looking around - very large lady with a considerable girth. As she started to walk off - something fell. It was her undies. She stood still for at least a minute or two with her drawers around her ankles, then stepped out of them, struggled to bend over and pick them up, shoved them in her purse and walked on.

A friend and I were working hard to control ourselves and we were ok until the casino manager walked up and said "damn, I thought she dropped an umbrella". We all lost it.

kay

I need the name of that casino so I never go there ever

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Kurt

16 years ago

Since I've heard this (twice), I've been trying to think of ways to sleep standing up, like leaning in a corner or trying a hammock, or water bed. Maybe just change mattresses every time we change sheets?

PS..Sal, in a way "gross" would fit both definitions, since we are talking about the weight of the mattress. It's the gross weight of the mattress that's gross.

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ThomM 16 years ago

Actually it's dead dust mites, billions of the little guys.
Unless you ment bed bugs in the generic sense.
But then since DDT was banned bed bug populations have exploded.
Just think of all those little mites climbing all over you while you sleep:rolleyes:
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HeySal

16 years ago

Less dangerous than all that DDT sinking into your skin, Thom.

Doesn't anyone ever vacuum their mattresses any more? Or sprinkle
salt on them under the mattress cover to keep out bugs, molds, fungi, etc?

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ThomM

16 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Less dangerous than all that DDT sinking into your skin, Thom.

Doesn't anyone ever vacuum their mattresses any more? Or sprinkle
salt on them under the mattress cover to keep out bugs, molds, fungi, etc?

And more profitable

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myob 16 years ago

Wow! At first I didn't believe this either. I was trying to weigh my mattress after these 20+ years, but I can't even lift it.
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Kenster

16 years ago

Is this serious. My grandmother always told me stuff like this but I thought she was just losing it haha.

I will certainly start cleaning my mattress more or better yet, get a new one hha!

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Dave Patterson

16 years ago

In another life I sold Electroux vacuums...

Vacumming a mattress then dumping the contents back out on it was a sure deal closer...I could even convince them that pile on their mattress was moving if they would just look enough.

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KenThompson

16 years ago

I'm gonna take my AK and blast the hell outta my bed
before I go to bed.

Problem solved.

Related note...

I've "heard" that it's a similar story with carpets. Seems
they can be many times heavier than originally due to
all the various crud the vac couldn't remove.

Probably have mites in me carpet, too. Where's my AK...

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myob 16 years ago

Ken,

That doesn't work. They keep coming back. I've already tried that a few times in the kitchen cupboards.
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Radix

16 years ago

I want to thank everyone who contributed to this thread. Every inch of my body is now itchy and I don't believe I'll sleep right ever again.

Good work!

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mla16

16 years ago

nice..... I wondered why it was getting heavier when I turned it lol

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Paul Myers

16 years ago

4" think memory foam mattress pad and a cover. Replace the pad annually. End of problem. Well, most of it, anyway.

Want gross? Check out http://www.peopleofwalmart.com

THAT is gross.

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ThomM 16 years ago

Originally Posted by Radix

I want to thank everyone who contributed to this thread. Every inch of my body is now itchy and I don't believe I'll sleep right ever again.

Good work!

Glad I could help
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ThomM

16 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

4" think memory foam mattress pad and a cover. Replace the pad annually. End of problem. Well, most of it, anyway.

Want gross? Check out www.peopleofwalmart.com

THAT is gross.

Paul

Why do pics like that always remind me of Gibtown?

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KenThompson 16 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Want gross? Check out www.peopleofwalmart.com

THAT is gross.

Paul

Thanks, Paul.

Lil' brat, ain't so lil'.

The only thing I really wondered about was, is this something you
had saved in your Favorites? lol. If so, I'm not sure I wanna know why.
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- Paul Myers 16 years ago
  
  Ken,
  
  The only thing I really wondered about was, is this something you had saved in your Favorites? lol. If so, I'm not sure I wanna know why.
  
  Nope. I was pointed to it (again) in a phone conversation a few minutes before I saw this thread.
  
  It's one of those URLs I'll remember, though. Like bumperdumper.com
  
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HeySal

16 years ago

I've never heard of Gibtown, Thom. So why do I get the feeling I don't wanna go there?

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ThomM 16 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

I've never heard of Gibtown, Thom. So why do I get the feeling I don't wanna go there?

It's where the carnies over winter in Fl.
GIBTOWN, THE DOCUMENTARY
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