Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Warriors...

Happy Turkey Day - We have family here from Colorado, Tennessee and Georgia - four generations of family!


We plan to gobble till we wobble.

Happy Thanksgiving. Just spent three hours getting the Christmas light show set up. Now off to the kitchen.

Don't forget to thank your cooks! They've probably been working for the last 48 hours straight.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Plus also my BIRTHDAY you fkrs.

Didya see Sewfee had such a blast on her LEO BIRTHDAY SUMMER CRUISE?

Or kinda ... ima GEMINI so I maxed out on VENICE and SOME DESERT AREA I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER both in the MONTH I WAS BORN -- which naturally I so AIRHEAD I FORGOT.

*Won't appeal to Taureans here bcs they jus' lightin' their farts till'n dessert shows ... aftah which they likely gonna be perfectly ABOMOMINABYOOL.*

Even VIRGOS can like STAY AT HOME bcs CHOICE.

Hey, but I figure that is parta my nachrl Sagittarian bonhomie -- to be most constrained at pointa which I would natchrlly leap.

It is like I a conscript to the momentarily evident Stoicism trend kinda maxin' out in your Choice Read Offahs rn ...

yet also swooshyin' out sweet on forevah Epicurian glories bcs DNA.

Always it is this:

your flights out into impossible yondahs

to bring back max succor for all.

Tellya, Librans would mebbe write a buncha inconsequeschyool shit rn ... but I don't cayurre.

There is thanks to give, always.

Even if'n it is for seemingly nuthin' at all.

Else'n what else you gaht?

tbh I dressin' down this year bcs I expect PUKE.

I dun with ruinin' muh best outfits bcs tradition.

Main thing is: step out sweet always.

Today purifies this message eternally.

If I can get GAHD to switch it to SUMTIME IN FRICKIN' FURBALLYOORY, I will letchya know.

Jus gotta be so glad I warn't born kinda DECEMBAH 25th.

Hey, but yanno we Sajjos bear our mortal torment so excloosively it is like nowan would evah notice.

*sob*

*gives thanks*

*smacks the nearest WHERE'S THE BEACH Leo in the tits*

Uh huh.

Mebbe you gaht similarly disjunctive narratives gowin' on ...

but whenelse you gaht no YANNO kinda max smoochie offah?

It is temptin' to believe I only here for the calorific valyoo of the chocklit gonna save me from wastin' out as vapor.

FFS Thanksgivin' 2023!

Guess you gotta rejoice out till'n the jooce spills outta yr tits.

I realise I kinda gushin' rn.

Yurps so yeah hey max thanks always.

You gaht a REPTILE PET named MR SCALY ...

Thanks happens TODAY whenya othahwise DAMNED.

Canya see ima try to be yooniversally cheerful here?

& ain't this jus' always that?

From before we were born till'n whenevah?

My view?

Cain't even figure which mascara.

Plus also ... the **** I done with my NOVELTY THANKSGIVING BRA?

Shit!

Thank you so much! Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving as well! Grateful for moments like these and the wonderful people like you in my life. Enjoy the festivities and have a fantastic holiday season ahead!

After the fact - have to say this was one of the best T-givings in years. So many family members came to stay for the weekend - we cooked ahead for a week to feed a dozen or more extra people for 6 days or so. So much fun and laughter and stories, lots of TV football, no politics or news....really a great time!

No - not at all....everyone cooks and cleans.


We joked that we could start our own ballet company - had 5-6 people in the kitchen and never ran into each other.