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full stop

by Radix
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tonight is my full stop night.

I did absolutely nothing productive

I might have watched dancing with the stars with my kids


I wish I had an alarm that told me when a full stop was in order. Tonight's was inspired by my attempts at lighting the grill in a 50 mph wind while my wife kept asking if it was lit yet. It was the divine benevolence of God that picked that grill up and threw it, nay launched it, to the ground below and thus rendered it quite useless for cooking purposes and gave me pizza instead.


full.
stop.
  • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
    Now if the steaks had been on there...

    When I lived on my boat I grilled a lot and the Seagulls would try and swoop in and steal my food.

    Until they landed on the hot grill with their tiny little feet...

    Hot foot, anyone? :p

    KJ
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    • Profile picture of the author Radix
      Originally Posted by Killer Joe View Post

      Now if the steaks had been on there...

      When I lived on my boat I grilled a lot and the Seagulls would try and swoop in and steal my food.

      Until they landed on the hot grill with their tiny little feet...

      Hot foot, anyone? :p

      KJ

      I think we could turn that into a reality show
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