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Someone showed me this link and it gave me a good laugh

P-Mate - Female Freedom - The Freedom To Pee Standing Up
  • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
    There goes the neighborhood...:rolleyes:

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    • Profile picture of the author Radix
      you still can't write your name in the snow while standing still so we rule
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    Social equality at work?
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      you still can't write your name in the snow while standing still so we rule
      I can honestly say that has never been a goal of mine:p
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      • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        I can honestly say that has never been a goal of mine:p
        Well Kay, now you drown any ant hill you choose...:rolleyes:

        Consider it a right of passage. :p

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      • Profile picture of the author Radix
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        I can honestly say that has never been a goal of mine:p

        well it's awesome like Thundarr
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      • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        I can honestly say that has never been a goal of mine:p
        LMAO! I spit out my coffee on that one, Kay...


        Val, great find! I wonder if they have an affiliate program
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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    Wow, $5 for each one plus shipping
    Hmm,maybe a WSO on how to make them out of old shipping boxes or milk cartons?
    AND they make Great Stocking Stuffers!
    "Here Honey,Merry Xmas" yeah might as well get a subscription to eharmony too as you'll be needing to find a new girlfriend gifting those puppies.
    Why does it hurt when I pee?

    Maybe it's from that carboard box jammed betwixt your goodies
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    Seriously? Peeing sitting down bothers women so much that there needed to be an invention?
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Compared head to head, there is really no advantage with such a contraption.
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  • Profile picture of the author doctfeelgood
    Originally Posted by valerieSONORA View Post

    Someone showed me this link and it gave me a good laugh

    P-Mate - Female Freedom - The Freedom To Pee Standing Up

    OMG i seen something like this on a comedy film years ago, i had no idea that someone had actually turned it into a physical product. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face......I mean the link not the product
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    I recommend all men get their wives or girlfriends one of these for stocking stuffers to see their reaction Who knows, they might enjoy it.
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    • Profile picture of the author jimmymc
      Naw...get one of those hollow strap-ons (as seen on TV) and a piece of clear plastic hose and you can relieve yourself walking in the mall...plus, enjoy the extra added duality of function... if the need should arise.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    It says these p-mates are cardboard! That doesn't sound good unless they are laminated and disposable.

    And I DO have to wonder how women would accept it especially since I don't think female clothing is made for such a device.

    Still, I will never forget the time that a woman asked me if there was a secret as to why the lines at mens rooms were shorter. Well, Women, on average, go 33% more often(So they will go to the restroom more often), and urinals can be closer and cheaper than toilets(So men's rooms may be able to handle more traffic for those just needing to urinate.), so I imagine that has a lot to do with it. On the other hand, I once looked for a restroom at an airport, and they usually have a section with a path going off to either side, and one side is male, and the other female. Well, I almost made a mistake. The side opposite the female restroom was FEMALE! Further down, there was a smaller male restroom! So they DO try to make up for the deficiency elsewhere.

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      It says these p-mates are cardboard! That doesn't sound good unless they are laminated and disposable.

      And I DO have to wonder how women would accept it especially since I don't think female clothing is made for such a device.

      Still, I will never forget the time that a woman asked me if there was a secret as to why the lines at mens rooms were shorter. Well, Women, on average, go 33% more often(So they will go to the restroom more often), and urinals can be closer and cheaper than toilets(So men's rooms may be able to handle more traffic for those just needing to urinate.), so I imagine that has a lot to do with it. On the other hand, I once looked for a restroom at an airport, and they usually have a section with a path going off to either side, and one side is male, and the other female. Well, I almost made a mistake. The side opposite the female restroom was FEMALE! Further down, there was a smaller male restroom! So they DO try to make up for the deficiency elsewhere.

      Steve
      In fact, ladies, some places don't even have urinals. Instead they have a long trough so they can pack more guys in.

      I'm guessing there aren't any troughs in the lady's room?

      Oh, and we were at my sister-in-law's house this past Saturday, and when my nephew came out of the bathroom, she asked him if he washed his hands. And he said, in a tone that suggested she didn't know better, "Mom! I didn't pee on my hands!"

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    Do they need to shake it 3 times when they finished using that thing ?
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I feel sad for those who will never know the joy of hitting flies on the urinal wall.

    Originally Posted by tryinhere View Post

    Do they need to shake it 3 times when they finished using that thing ?
    Remember the old saying "More than 3 shakes and it's a ....."
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  • Profile picture of the author rypher21
    i think this would be a good gift guys..give you special someone a gift..
    wonder what would be their reaction..
    hehehe..
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    These were advertised in sports stores a few years back.........for women in places it
    might not be so convenient to squat. I guess some people don't know poison ivy, poison oak, stinging nettles or other types of indications that it isn't a good place to potty while wilderness hunting. Just another item for them to throw around the wilds when they are done. I say if you can't tell where it is safe to go naturally, ya don't have much business off the sidewalk anyway.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I say if you can't tell where it is safe to go naturally, ya don't have much business off the sidewalk anyway.
      You're right there! Besides, remember how that boy reacted in "Mrs. Doubtfire"? A woman could get some odd doubletakes! They would probably like the rivacy in the restrooms anyway, and men are probably a LITTLE to free there as well.(Like on seinfeld with Jerry, and George, in that parking structure.)

      Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author WendysVision
    Hahaha, back in the day when camping...there was a plastic device that I called, "A penis envy cup," not only can you pee standing, but yes Virginia one can write in the snow!
    As a novice to this forum, I am greatly amused by some of these threads! Who would have guessed????
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