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I didn't miss you at all, wasn't aware that
you'd gone anywhere, especially to meet
the terrible MissTerraK...

So, what'd she have to say about me
then?

Guess I ought to thank you for taking her
away from the computer for a bit and not
sending me 150 messages a day.

Welcome back and oh, if you want to take
up more of her time, please be my guest!

I'll pay you.

Marky,
You've no where to run and no where to hide!!! You're in big trouble!! Just try to stay out of my way, just try!!!

MissTerraK

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myob

17 years ago

Welcome back, Sal. Indy said I should keep my head down, what's up with that? (Oops, gossip leaked)

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Dave Patterson 17 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

Welcome back, Sal. Indy said I should keep my head down, what's up with that? (Oops, gossip leaked)

Oh Paul...they're only messing with you!

(But I wouldn't sleep with both eyes closed...just in case )
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- MissTerraK 17 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  Oh Paul...they're only messing with you!
  
  (But I wouldn't sleep with both eyes closed...just in case )
  
  You had better take Dave's advice Paul! Major topic of discussion! LOL! Truth? I'm not telling! My lips are sealed!!
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HeySal

17 years ago

LOL - Thanks everyone.

Gee, Mark - thanks. I didn't miss you either (big raspberry)

Fernando - not really scared of it - just hate it. I would much prefer to drive and had Munchie still been with me, I would have.

I didn't go to meet Terra. I went to my dad's. I just found out Terra and I were at the same college at the same time and she lives only a few miles from my dad so it only made sense to meet while there. She looks...um...just like her picture in case anyone was wondering if her avatar is really her. Hahahaha.

Now what could we have concluded about the guys in the WF? Not much more than guys are silly no matter where they are from or how much intellect they possess.

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17 years ago

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HeySal

17 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkAndrews IMCopywriting

Typical pair of crotchety old women
gossiping about us men over the
washing line.

The washing line? Uhhhhh....LMAO. And you wonder where women would get the idea that men are silly?

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17 years ago

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HeySal

17 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkAndrews IMCopywriting

Yes, but we're silly for a very
good intellectual reason...

Interesting - I always presumed it was a hormonal reason. Of course back that hormone up into the neurons and I guess you could pass it off as "intellectual".

Dave......yep, there is always a silly time consuming substitute for pondering the male of the species.

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- HeySal 17 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MarkAndrews IMCopywriting
  
  OhhhhHHHHOOOOoooo feisty!
  
  Uh...you expected less? Backed up worse than I thought, Mark.
  
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MissTerraK

17 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Interesting - I always presumed it was a hormonal reason. Of course back that hormone up into the neurons and I guess you could pass it off as "intellectual".

Dave......yep, there is always a silly time consuming substitute for pondering the male of the species.

And we did just that for hours, rather nicely! Or Not!!

LOL!:p

HeySal, It was awesome! Glad you're home safely! Hope you remembered your gum!! LOL! It was a pleasure!

For all interested, HeySal and I cannot out talk each other, we are evenly paced, and it doesn't get any better than that!!

Guys you couldn't have gotten a word in edge wise! NO WAY! NO HOW!
We wouldn't have let you!!

MissTerraK

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MissTerraK

17 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkAndrews IMCopywriting

Typical pair of crotchety old women
gossiping about us men over the
washing line.

Do even realize that I have done quite a bit of bodily damage for words less than those you spoke! Such as "crotchety old women?"

I have taken self defense classes and I taught HeySal my secret killer move! Better watch it!!

MissTerra K

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17 years ago

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MissTerraK

17 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkAndrews IMCopywriting

Shadduppp ye olde windbag.

Let me get on with some work.

Listen, Bub!
As much as I would love to honor your request, I'm truly sorry, But I honestly don't know how! My hubby says I even talk in my sleep!

Besides, I tried that once and almost blew up, ya know all the unreleased wind and all inside my lungs with no escape route! It was dangerous for my health!! And being healthy is of the upmost of concerns in our world today!

(Mark's request...FAIL!) :p
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Dave Patterson

17 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkAndrews IMCopywriting

Your poor bloody husband, I bet he's
had to learn the fruitages of the spirit
over the years, especially long suffering.

If you've got that much wind, just fart
downstream somewhere, it's a fantastic
release 'ya know', letting rip every now
and again.

See, I knew you was an old windbag,
ya daft apporth.

You may want to check with the witness protection program and see if they might want to do you a wee favor...

(And NO....you're not hiding anywhere near me)

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myob 17 years ago

Mark speaks the truth, at least for the guys.
Sometimes it is better just to keep your mouth
shut, and fart silently. Gives you time to think
alone with a little peace and quiet, you know.
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MissTerraK

17 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

LOL - Thanks everyone.

Gee, Mark - thanks. I didn't miss you either (big raspberry)

Fernando - not really scared of it - just hate it. I would much prefer to drive and had Munchie still been with me, I would have.

I didn't go to meet Terra. I went to my dad's. I just found out Terra and I were at the same college at the same time and she lives only a few miles from my dad so it only made sense to meet while there. She looks...um...just like her picture in case anyone was wondering if her avatar is really her. Hahahaha.

Now what could we have concluded about the guys in the WF? Not much more than guys are silly no matter where they are from or how much intellect they possess.

And HeySal looks even better than her avatar! She's holdin out on ya all!
HAhahaha!
MissTerraK

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Dave Patterson

17 years ago

They couldn't have had THAT much to say, so...

Ellensburg Daily Record - Google News Archive Search

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KAINSMONEY

17 years ago

Welcome back

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MissTerraK

17 years ago

Originally Posted by Indiana

Salut ma bishe...Having a problem with my smtp server keeps timing out...I just have to be patient, its needs more coal the steam pressure must have dropped -O)....bis Indy

You are still charming as ever I see, my Mon Ami!

MissTerraK

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HeySal

17 years ago

Um.......guys? You did this to yourselves. Women are socialized for your pleasure -- that it is crude, unappealing, unfeminine, and all sorts of an otherwise undesirable trait to belch and fart. If we didn't bitch, we'd explode.

Teach your daughters well.

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myob 17 years ago

I agree that belching is crude, but farting is a very powerful tool when used with finesse. For example, never fart when there is only one other person in the room, and never burst outloud in mixed company.

With proper and discreet farting you can have the choice of which game to watch on TV, all the food and beer you want, and with like-minded guys, it can be a very uplifting experience. On the other hand (or more literally and perhaps more properly speaking - the other end), belching is just uncivilized, and has no place around those who bitch about improper behavior.

Having said that, maybe I should shutup.
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HeySal

17 years ago

Simply amazing.

It is curious, and of extreme interest to me, how the lightly humorous announcement of a live meeting between two female warriors first is met with intellectual defense and rapidly declines into lengthy admissions of extreme flatulence.

There has got to be a valuable sociological report within these posts......somewhere....if one feels brave enough to bold the analysis.

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Dave Patterson

17 years ago

Screw it.

I'm going to see if I can fart my way to Wisconsin. (Or will I have to get there to cut the cheese....hmmmm)

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John M Kane

17 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkAndrews IMCopywriting

Scientists have actually now managed
to isolate the animal farting gene after
the apocalyptic effect on global warming,
of too many cows in the world breaking
wind and releasing massive amounts of
methane gas, which of course is far
worse environmentally than the effects
of carbon dioxide.

I wonder if that could work for us too?

Men, I mean?

What do you think?

Wouldn't that be just ever so useful?

And we all know how honest dem Sci guyz are hey.
"Delete all email" "EhhhhhhXterminAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!'

Add copious amounts of 'windage' to those trend charts
mix with a dash of BS and a speech or two from the
"inventor"of the internet Mr Al "Full of SH8t" Gore to the
mix and you just might end up with a smidgen of truth.
Call it Sheeple Dip.

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HeySal

17 years ago

Seems rather anti-climatic (pardon the pun) when there is a perfectly effective mix of enzymes bottled and sold in most vitamin sections of groceries that reduce gas levels. You folks over there have never heard of Beano?

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John M Kane

17 years ago

Ahhhh Beano...the Nectar of the Gods.
Makes me ALMOST sociable

phfffft...Excuuuuuuuuuuuse Meeeeee!

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myob 17 years ago

Originally Posted by John M Kane

Ahhhh Beano...the Nectar of the Gods.
Makes me ALMOST sociable
phfffft...Excuuuuuuuuuuuse Meeeeee!

Forget the Beano, and come on over lets have a beer!
All the "proper" crotchety old women are out shopping.
It's just me and the guys whooping it up!
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  Whooping it up?
  
  Blimey!
  
  Yep, we're cooking with all natural gas. Aint got no use for none of them whoopi cushions.
  That's for the little tykes out back who just don't got it in them yet. They're learnin'.
  
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  Guys, first of all Eww, Gross! Second of all Mark started the wind theme in this thread by calling me a "wind bag" but according to his story, He is the wind bag with trouser drag...ROFL!!
  
  You obviously haven't been in the presence of ladies in awhile, I guess HeySal and I stayed off the computer far too long!
  
  Dave, at this moment, I believe you are the safest, and most polite among you three, that earns brownie points from me!
  
  And lastly, I don't fart, I fluff on very rare occasions and trust me, get ridiculed enough about that from hubby, son, and daughters. Sheesh, and I thought that was bad!!!
  
  Mark, about talking in my sleep, hubby says he loves it for I have no secrets from him...too bad he doesn't know a woman's heart is an ocean of secrets, Ha, Ha!
  
  Paul, as always, delightful if not distasteful!
  
  Good evening gentlemen, I am going to go to bed and talk some more in there tonight! Nitey nite!
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HeySal

17 years ago

Ah...a pleasure to see you again, too, John. Well. That doesn't leave much more for me to say other than "I rest my case", now does it?

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MissTerraK 17 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Ah...a pleasure to see you again, too, John. Well. That doesn't leave much more for me to say other than "I rest my case", now does it?

You have hit it spot on once again! But, I wouldn't expect anything less from you!
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