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Happy Birthday Claude

by lanfear63
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Good to see you finally got to the 69th position

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  • Profile picture of the author DWolfe
    Happy Birthday Claude!
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  • Profile picture of the author Monetize
    Claude W.

    Staying Alive

    Means Getting Older

    You Are Exceptional

    Wiser Than Most

    As Proven

    By Thousands

    Of Your Great Posts

    Happy Birthday

    And May You Have

    Many More!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Singletary
    He has not answered yet because he's off with the aliens from the drones.

    Happy Birthday.

    Mark
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Thanks Guys!

    I just got home. Sorry for the delay.

    Turning 70 has affected me more than I thought it would. It's officially old. Turning 69? Not a problem. But it's surreal being older than my parents ever lived to be.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Thanks Guys!

      I just got home. Sorry for the delay.

      Turning 70 has affected me more than I thought it would. It's officially old. Turning 69? Not a problem. But it's surreal being older than my parents ever lived to be.
      Well that ruined my little run of jokes, thought you were 69. Oh well, at least you've finally changed your position.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Happy birthday, Claude.

    Seventy is quite an accomplishment for someone with such a punchable face.

    My regards to Cheryl, a woman whose beauty has an inverse correlation with her taste in men.
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    Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom


    AI did a great job but when l typed in Claude...



    Birthday was spelt wrong and it got donuts mixed up with cats, (and look cats everywhere).

    We joke about his cats overthrowing the free world, but look, (by the way l am joking have a good one Claude).

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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Happy belated birthday to one of my all time fav online friends
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  • Profile picture of the author Wild Man
    Happy B-Day!

    I too tried to generate a birthday greeting using AI.

    I used your profile photo.

    This is what I got:


    Wild Man
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Naht bad for a guy who looks 80, I guess.

    Hey -- but you a CAPRICORN, so mebbe we all jus' gotta keep up.

    srsly tho, anythin' with a ZERO figures way more colossal than numbahs don't gaht the fkr.

    This is what Shayne says (he is 13, an' he hails from Kaniapiskau):

    I would love zero stuffs in my life right now! Like when I was 10 ... or what I will become when I am 20.

    But FFS ... 13?

    I am NOPLACE!

    I am a VOIDHOLE OF INCONSEQUENCE!

    Plus also I got ZITS on my FRIENDS!

    So I would wanna wish you the best for this real cool milestone.

    Plus also for Cheryl.

    "Hey, babe -- now I've ascended to more ultimate heights than I ever imagined, maybe it is time to sing my song."

    "Which is what? Remind me while you toss tomorrow's dinner to those damn feral cats. Or your brainpower to that Riffle loser, if you wanna be metaphorical about shit."

    "Babe ... I just know I can MAKE IT ...

    Daniel Hess
    Gotta confess
    his shit sucked
    the garbage up ...    "

    "You wanna put some trousers on? I am so with you hon, but I don't see how any pathway to musical glory is possible if it is just you in your underpants."

    "Rotating brushes!
    Sweeps beyond sweeps!
    Spangler me out!
    Yup! Yup! Yup!"

    "Hmm ... yeah ... I get it now. But you would maybe wanna figure those lyrics with somebody like Mark, because he makes me laugh so much."

    "You saying I could still make it on Broadway?"

    "Darling, you've been broadway since whenever. For all her shameless hussycraft *cough* *aack* that Princess character was right about CIRCUMFERENCE DOOM."

    "Yeah, so ... uhm .. you figure I could still make it ... as a vacuum-centric household appliance yodelsy novelty act?"

    "I would not call that yodelling, to be fair. So if you can bear to dress yourself, and wipe the sweat from your considerable brow, I believe there is a celebratory birthday cake waiting for you in the Whitacre Parlour."

    "Like ... for my 69th?"

    "Yeah, but with more nuts and cream and shit."
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