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Kicked the diet coke addiction ...

by discrat
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last one was february 24th and i don't miss it at all
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Yes you do.
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    Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Yes you do.
      well maybe just a little bit lol
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  • Profile picture of the author AriaBliss
    Hii,Warrior

    Great post


    Yes, I kicked my Diet Coke habit in 2026 and finally broke the addiction
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  • Profile picture of the author Jamell
    That's good news .I am trying to eliminate soda out of my diet completely.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Pepsi gal here.

    I been forevah freed

    since I discovahed

    there is a DIFFRENCE.

    Yeah, but I ain't addicted.

    An' I mostly gaht the cocktails sortid now I comin' on ovah all russpectabyool.

    "Would you like a Pepsi, O Princess -- or shall I mix up an invigorating Mojito for you ... and your most immediate pleasure?"

    "Can I get a Mojito? Please."

    In muh dreams the guy asks, "is it the farts?"

    An' I say, "FFS so yeah. Why frick out the owzone layurre whenya can jus' get blamod?"

    Dreams aside, it is actschlly the farts -- so, yeah, I say, "uh huh, Mojito."

    (Donchya know there are 2 Os in 'Mojito'?

    Plus also no C.

    This was muh reasonin' here.)

    Anyways -- pointa what I sayin'?

    I would wish always to considah gravel an' stars.

    Equally hoist inta flow bcs benevolent maelstrom.

    An' the sight we gaht, dowin' what we do, 'pon all 'ponsumness.

    They say evrywan gaht a fayvrit pet.

    Ditch the herpaustrophy, powah up the P, you gaht

    Ponsumness.

    Could be a kid-orienteteateteidd soodo-pet, could be a cologne for AI tech guys, could be ...

    "Like I don't gotta choowiz buttween Mojito an' Pepsi simply bcs FARTS? The frick else is there out there?"

    Ponsumness. Monstrousness. Delishsness.

    Such choices as you might pee yr pants!

    That is why ima consoomin' Jasmine tea, mostly -- 'zif petals could burst from muh evin nayilles.
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    Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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  • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
    I have found that Jack Daniel's has helped me with my many habits and addictions.


    ... not necessarily to overcome them, but assistance nonetheless.
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

      I have found that Jack Daniel's has helped me with my many habits and addictions.


      ... not necessarily to overcome them, but assistance nonetheless.
      i went out on a Jim Beam bender when i was 18. Never again , it was like gasoline
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  • Profile picture of the author EllietheMarketer
    Are you on full fat coke now?
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by EllietheMarketer View Post

      Are you on full fat coke now?
      No !!! Just water and unsweetened tea
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by discrat View Post

        No !!! Just water and unsweetened tea
        And a couple bumps of cocaine.
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        Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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  • Profile picture of the author JohnnyPlan
    Cmon, we all miss it, even though we know it's devil incarnate . I stopped a year ago, it gets easier after some time though there are times when it's so easy to slip..
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by JohnnyPlan View Post

      Cmon, we all miss it, even though we know it's devil incarnate . I stopped a year ago, it gets easier after some time though there are times when it's so easy to slip..
      true !!!!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author impvuid
    This is very hard to break this addiction I really appreciate you guys for this one....!!!
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