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Twas the night before...

by Mac the Knife
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Product launch, and all through my list...
I could feel them all waiting, green cash in their fist!

Their hopes were held high, their dreams would come true...
If this damn product, does what it says it will do!

My pages won't load, my server just crashed!
My new found riches, my plans are all dashed!

It is back to the drawing board, new products to create,
Stuck in broke IM land, must be my fate.

But wait, what is that, I think...yes, a flitter,
My pages, they load, the graphics all glitter!

My hope has returned, I've found a new outlook,
My list will be happy, with my new ebook!

They've never seen such tactics as these...
"Just write this, submit that, it's as easy as you please!"

The day it's now over, at least I'm alive...
Well, I'm not rich, made $9.95.

But it's all in a days work, at least that's what they say...
IM beats 9 to 5 EVERY FREAKIN DAY!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Mac the Knife!!!
#night #twas
  • Profile picture of the author MouseandMice
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  • Profile picture of the author Mac the Knife
    Thanks James, looking forward to working with you as well!

    Mac the Knife
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    • Profile picture of the author Bryan Zimmerman
      Twas 3 days after christmas, their ebooks looked over
      Their spirits were high, their bank accounts lower

      They worked and they worked....... for a couple of hours
      why doesn't this work! they screamed and they shouted

      We did what it said, We followed the plan
      Well, some of it I guess, but you must understand

      It's supposed to be easy, that's what it says
      So why is my bank account still in the red?

      But wait, wait...whats that I see?
      A new ebooks out, ahh this ones for me!

      How To Make 10 grand in 24 hours!
      I'll buy a new car and the wife some nice flowers

      I'll call up to work, and tell them I quit
      Then brag about all of the money I'll spent

      I've been through them all, this MUST BE THE ONE
      And if not, oh well, whats another refund.

      Sorry, just couldn't resist.
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  • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
    Twas the night before breakfast, and all through the day
    I'd been bashing my keyboard and making it pay.

    My FTP program worn out with uploading
    And Notepad was knackered from all of the coding.

    I'd logged into my server and set file permissions
    And built some more backlinks with bookmark submissions.

    Now weary from typing and making up dodgy verse,
    I stopped to consider that things could be worse

    This is the life, though the income's not massive,
    It exceeds all my needs and some of it's passive.

    So with joy in my heart, I e-mailed my list
    Then downed all my tools and went out and got pi...

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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Twas the night before christmas on the warrior forum,
    I was drinking coffee faster, than my wife could pour em.

    My eyes started fading, and my head started to bob,
    I must read one more post on how to quit my job.

    But my head hit the desk, damn the pain it was sharp!
    I awoke to Wagenheim singing and Alexa on the Harp!

    Am I in heaven or hell? Must decipher this decorum!
    Oh hell I'm still here in the off topic forum!
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  • Profile picture of the author johagulo
    ahh the poets here show their talent
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  • Profile picture of the author jackbauer
    I know this is not exactly Christmas...


    I'm sure that I will always be
    A lonely number like root three

    The three is all that's good and right,
    Why must my three keep out of sight
    Beneath the vicious square root sign,
    I wish instead I were a nine

    For nine could thwart this evil trick,
    with just some quick arithmetic

    I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
    Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

    When hark! What is this I see,
    Another square root of a three

    As quietly co-waltzing by,
    Together now we multiply
    To form a number we prefer,
    Rejoicing as an integer

    We break free from our mortal bonds
    With the wave of magic wands

    Our square root signs become unglued
    Your love for me has been renewed
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