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I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling!

by Graham Maddison
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died. Her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making Love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.

It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too
strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
Mr. Whippy the ice cream man hadn't come along.
#bells #church #hear #ringing #smiling
  • Profile picture of the author LynnM
    Very funny, thanks for the laugh!


    Lynn
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  • Profile picture of the author Kenster
    absolutely hilarious



    A woman and a baby waited in the doctor's examining room, waiting for him to come in.
    The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight. He then asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
    "Breast fed," the woman replied.
    "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
    He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."
    "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma ... but I'm glad I came."


    hehe
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