So Where Are All The IM Jokes at?

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Okay lawyers have their special jokes. So do doctors. Postal workers have ALL kinds of jokes.

I've been a part of a few professional groups and we were always unwinding with a few industry jokes.

So what gives?

Do Internet marketers have any jokes? CLEAN jokes that is? Haven't heard any and with opt ins, fantastic claims and all kinds of tricks and personalities I figure there would be some. Are there?
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  • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
    If you are looking for IM humor you can always check my WF blog (shameless self-promotion, the link is in my sig ).

    I would also like to see some funny IM jokes, let's go people...

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    • Profile picture of the author Martin Luxton
      Q. What do you call an IMer with 2 Ferraris and a Hollywood mansion?

      A. A photoshop expert.

      Martin
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      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
        Originally Posted by Martin Luxton View Post

        Q. What do you call an IMer with 2 Ferraris and a Hollywood mansion?

        A. A photoshop expert.

        Martin
        Too true. Okay thats the first decent one I have heard.
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  • Profile picture of the author sdentrepreneur
    There are some great ones here:

    How many search engine optimizers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Just one, but it's gonna take about 3-6 months to start to see the light bulb change. And that light bulb's pretty high up there- are you sure you wouldn't rather change 10 easier light bulbs?


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  • Profile picture of the author Palusko
    Lot of Internet marketers seem to put a lot of jokes on their sale pages. Except they are not trying to be funny.... but if you come across a page that promises you gazillions of dollars a week, and it all comes to you within 7.3 seconds after implementing whatever program the page sells, then it is quite a joke. At least I have to laugh....
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  • Profile picture of the author Lisa Gergets
    As the subscribers to my lists know (hee hee), I have yet to find ANY really good IM jokes. LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Knock KNock

    Who's there?

    IM

    IM who?

    IM (I am) the future of Internet Marketing.
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    • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      Knock KNock

      Who's there?

      IM

      IM who?

      IM (I am) the future of Internet Marketing.
      badum-bump.

      he'll be here all week ladies and germs...

      try the veal
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    and tips are appreciated!
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Ok - this one's kind of an IM political mix, so don't be harsh on me.

    How was the last election, and a CPA Advertisement alike?

    A - You submit your vote, and end up with recurring payments.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      So thats it for IM jokes? Should I do a contest to get more?
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    So Where Are All The IM Jokes at?
    They're all at digital point.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      They're all at digital point.
      LOL! Okay I think thats my favorite but you have to really really know digital point to get it.
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