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"Youre right. Toilet paper is a MUCH better idea."
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    Haha! The image set me laughing. My caption: "Sometimes we just have to hung by the hook untill someone comes to our rescue!"
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    Hey...I can see my house from here.
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      REVEALED AT LAST!


      The Time Management Secret Of Successful
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    • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Hey...I can see my house from here.
      IMO, Kurt wins.
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    It was at this very moment that little Billy's dream of singing bass in the local barber shop quarter ended.
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      It was at this very moment that little Billy's dream of singing bass in the local barber shop quarter ended.

      KURT?

      Where's your brother?

      I don't know, mom... maybe in the back yard...

      Be back later!
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    "If we do not hang together, we shall surely hang separately."

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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    "Smart bombs, really stupid kids"

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    Acme fencing: we support children.
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    Okay, Billy, but I still don't understand why a guy would get anything he wants by being well hung.
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    Everyone says, "girls like guys who are well-hung." Billy found out the hard way that it's not true.



    ETA: I was mult-tasking and didn't see Sal's answer above until I posted mine. Gee, some minds think alike.
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      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      Everyone says, "girls like guys who are well-hung." Billy found out the hard way that it's not true.



      ETA: I was mult-tasking and didn't see Sal's answer above until I posted mine. Gee, some minds think alike.
      Um...so I can use this as a testimonial for my metaphysics experiments?
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      Everyone says, "girls like guys who are well-hung." Billy found out the hard way that it's not true.

      ETA: I was mult-tasking and didn't see Sal's answer above until I posted mine. Gee, some minds think alike.
      Well, this definitely ends the debate as to whether size matters or not...:p

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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    I don't think this is going to cure my hemorrhoids.
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    Chicks dig the wedgie.
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    And this year's award for "Best Charades Clue" goes to little Billy for "Flying by the seat of your pants".
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      Is that from despair.com? I love that site!

      "Toyota - once you drive one, you'll never stop" was a recent favorite of mine there.

      Looking at this one I'd have to say "Ok, that didn't work....DAD"
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    "Houston, we have a problem"

    "So that's what they mean by divide and conquer"

    "I was sure I had pants this morning"

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    I can't decide who's caption I like best...

    I guess I'm "still on the fence" :p

    It'll have to be a "split" decision
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    "But someone on the Warrior Forum told me this was a good idea, so I HAD to do it.........now who can I sue?"
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    "Those dang thongs - I am so hung up on the idea of being seductive and looking like a ho, but it is painful sometimes".

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    Get me down.
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    Reason #37 - Why Mom told you to always wear clean underwear.
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    "Youre right. Toilet paper is a MUCH better idea."

    Son - "I'd rather hang from a fence by my a$$ than eat that broccoli!"

    Mother/Father - "Ok son, if you say so..."
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    "Thong.. thothong thong thoooong...."
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    Just 4 hours ago, this seemed like a good idea.
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    Oh sh*t...Oh sh*t...Oh SH*T
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    This is such a bummer!
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    Sing along everybody!

    "Heaven, I'm in heaven
    And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
    And I seem to find the happiness I seek
    When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek"
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    Heard of "Buns of Steel"?

    This is "Buns of Squeal"!
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  • Profile picture of the author Kella Bella
    "Sounded more fun in my head.........."


    Or:

    IDEAS
    Not all of them are so great!
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    After eating a couple of items from Taco Bell's value menu, Billy was ready to demonstrate the principles of jet propulsion for his class science project, earning him the nickname "The Pinwheel Kid".
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    Holy crap, Kurt... you win your own contest! Most of your captions have me busting up over here. You have a very Gary Larson/Far Side-esque sense of humor. I LOVE it!
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    • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      Holy crap, Kurt... you win your own contest! Most of your captions have me busting up over here. You have a very Gary Larson/Far Side-esque sense of humor. I LOVE it!
      What I'd like to know is who awards the prize if Kurt wins?
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I thought he already chose one several posts back.

    "Don't get your panties in a bunch over it"
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    Despite his unorthodoxed methods, Billy was nominated for a Nobel Prize for being the first to discover that the grass really was greener on the other side of the fence.
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    Another reason kilts are becoming more popular with the boys at Wedgie Park.
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

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    10 pullups √
    10 push ups √
    10 sit ups √
    10 butt ups √

    For some reason butt ups never caught on as a fitness craze.
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