The worst question ever

by SEOExpert104

Posted: 16 years ago 38 replies

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This is the worst question ever haha

"Can I ask you a question"

Bill Farnham 16 years ago

"Honey, do these clothes make me look fat?"
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Kurt 16 years ago

"Hey Mike Tyson, are you gay?"
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dsimms 16 years ago

Can you please come down to "HR" at 5pm...

If you honestly do not know whats coming, then
you have to be the worst moron
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- Steven Wagenheim 16 years ago
  
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AlanGNW 16 years ago

"Are you awake"?
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- Janice Sperry 16 years ago
  
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Leslie B 16 years ago

"How much money do you make every month?" I hate that question, it non of your business.

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- Kay King 16 years ago
  
  For the OP's question and a couple questions after that - they have such simple answers: NO
  
  How can you hate such an easy question?
  
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  Bill Farnham 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  How can you hate such an easy question?
  
  I hate that question...:p
  
  ~Bill
  
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- cantfigureout 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Leslie B
  
  "How much money do you make every month?" I hate that question, it non of your business.
  
  Leslie
  
  it's a rude question if someone you know in your life is asking randomly.. but here..it's all competition and no one really knows each other!
  
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Sumit Menon 16 years ago

Worst Question For Me...

Calling At 5 in the morning and asking, "Oh, did I wake you up?"

Yes you woke me up a-hole, get to the frickin' point.
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Dave Patterson 16 years ago

Getting a call on my home phone and asked..."Oh, are you at home?"

Well.....duhhhh!
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- Kay King 16 years ago
  
  My two least favorites:
  
  Phone calls: "Hi -What are you doing" (answering the phone, idiot)
  
  A pet peeve of mine used to be going to a restaurant alone - being the only person waiting to be seated and being asked "how many in your party". Didn't mind "one for dinner?" - but wondered about math skills of "how many...."
  
  A couple times I said "6" just for the hell of it - and then ate my dinner alone at a big table.
  
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  Bill Farnham 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  A couple times I said "6" just for the hell of it - and then ate my dinner alone at a big table.
  
  I remember you...
  
  ~Bill
  
  :p
  
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seepia30 16 years ago

"Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?"
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- Crew Chief 16 years ago
  
  She looks him in the eyes straightway, guardedly pondering what his response might be. She is as nervous as she's ever been. Her palms are sweaty. Her heartbeat is erratic and her head is starting to pound. She pops a Tylenol and swig of water and crosses her fingers.
  
  She thinks to herself, "If only life was simpler..."
  
  Wondering... will he be enraged? Will be become angry? Will he cry? Will he storm out of their bedroom? She simply doesn't know and these thoughts are causing her considerable angst. His answer could change their marriage, future and family, in a New Your split second.
  
  She pauses for a moment, takes a deep breath, gently holds his hand and then stumbles through the question, "Do you think you are the father of my child?
  
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- Jayser100 16 years ago
  
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mainstreetcm 16 years ago

Biggest pet peeve on the planet...

"Do you know how to play this game?"

"No..."

"You don't know how to play this?" (much more exaggerated).

I usually just stare...
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KenThompson 16 years ago

You've all covered the usual ones. But one that happens to me once
in a while is when I answer the phone and the person asks, "Who
is this?"

Sometimes I've said things like, "Your worst nightmare. And with whom
am I speaking, please?"
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silverwaterfall 16 years ago

"May I speak to the man of the house?"
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  Kaz Moriarty 16 years ago
  
  Why didn't you answer the phone before?
  
  Kaz.
  
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  Kaz Moriarty 16 years ago
  
  Why do you always have to get angry? (Asked in a soft and gentle tone. So much so that I want to throttle the person!)
  
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CDarklock 16 years ago

"Have you been tested yet?"
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AlanGNW 16 years ago

...or on that theme.

"Didn't I tell you I hadn't been tested"?
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andybeveridge 16 years ago

Andy! haven't seen you for awhile. Have you put some weight on?
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- farrarh 16 years ago
  
  As I am leaving the house, "Is that what you are wearing today?"
  
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ryjo 16 years ago

Originally Posted by denomardin

This is the worst question ever haha

"Can I ask you a question"

ha ha I agree....that is why I always say .."Can I ask you a personal questions?" Then they get all awkward and say ya I guess then I just ask some random question....makes for great laughs.
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ramshankarN 16 years ago

what r u doing?
seriously i hate this question
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elison 16 years ago

Hi)
i hate when people ring me when i am at work and ask: "Are you busy?"
of course i am busy, i am AT WORK, here people usually are busy! dont you know this?!
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antiquenh 16 years ago

I hate it when someone is asking me how much do I earn every month.
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Ken Durham 16 years ago

"Do you know what day this is?" she asks
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yes, I am....
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Kurt 16 years ago

Should I get this lanced before we we make out?
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- Norma Rickman 16 years ago
  
  "When's the baby due?"
  
  Especially right after the baby was already born.
  
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sarahberra 16 years ago

Very funny. This is so true. Why do people ask this?? Just ask the question. LOL
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owwo 16 years ago

"Ya know what I mean?"

No I don't mofo, please stop mumbling and try again.
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PLRwithAlex 16 years ago

Can you show me EXACTLY what you mean?
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Jerinjames 16 years ago

"What is the worst question ever?"
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SmashTweet 16 years ago

I was fast asleep when a friend woke me to ask - "So u r sleeping at this hour?"
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