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A new kind of security blanket?

by Kurt
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One of the many things about this product is that it's called the "Better Marriage Blanket", but offers a "twin" size.

But the main benefit is it "contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons".


You have to see this for yourself, I just can't give it the justice it deserves:

https://bettermarriageblanket.com/
  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    MAN, I guess the creator has a LOT of problems, huh? 8-/
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    But the main benefit is it "contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons".
    Protects you from Weapons of Ass Destruction perhaps?
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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  • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
    How many are you ordering, Kurt? LOL

    Now a real invention would be the Flatulence Silencer. Some
    kind of space-age fabric that absorbs/silences sounds.

    Kurt, did you ever see that commercial a few years back that
    shows a young couple going out. The guy holds the door for
    his girlfriend, and then walks around the car. Meanwhile, she
    has a golden, rip-roaring flatulence moment. Unbeknownst to
    her there's a couple sitting in the back seat.

    The woman in the back seat comments that they've "already
    met." lol.

    I have not seen that in years. But it always cracked me up. Funny
    as hell.


    Ken
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