Menu items for suckers

I'm a s-l-o-w learner....

I did this about , maybe somewhere in the neighborhood of 40-65 times before it hit me.

When I get that need for a steak, man, I mean, just got to have it, most times it is in the early morning, don't know why.

So, as usual, the only thing open is either your neighborhood burger joint or Dennys/IHop.

I think maybe once or twice, I had a decent steak, so it simply never occurred to me about this.

IF YOU ORDER A STEAK FROM OTHER THAN A STEAKHOUSE, YOU ARE BEGGING FOR DISAPPOINTMENT.

A chump that PAYS for abuse, wow, what a great customer, " ....come on back now, ya here?"

What would your local greasy spoon or diner know about steak, except an extra profit margin off the chumps that enjoy chewing 40% fat, 13% gristle, and the rest is wet jerky no matter how you asked it to be grilled.

That menu item at those type places is for chumps, and I have earned my 1st degree blackbelt in suckerdom by all the times I succumbed to that choice, but NO MORE.

I think another one is shakes, other than from a place that specializes in decent quality ice cream.

When ordering shakes at some of these places, it usually has no taste, very low quality ice cream, and any taste perceived is the extremly CHEAP syrup they usually never put in proper proportions....., and even when they do put it in proper proportions, it still taste like cold, cheap, chemical flavored milk, like as an example, strawberry flavored brake fluid.

I'm sure there are other items I can't recall now, but like I said, I'm a slow learner.

The 13th Warrior