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Can Somebody Throw Me A Chair?

by Bill Farnham
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  • Profile picture of the author Lawrh
    Whose idea was it to hold a match at the Ballmer family reunion?

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    Here's Bobby!


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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    So if people go to psychotherapy they don't need chairs - they get these nice little fuzzy bats that they can beat people with all damn day and not hurt anything. I'm wondering if no pain for the target doesn't just negate the pleasure, though. If I'm going to throw something, I want it to hurt someone.
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      If I'm going to throw something, I want it to hurt someone.
      And here I thought you became a rock collector for the shear enjoyment of it.

      I wasn't aware of your ulterior motive...
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

        And here I thought you became a rock collector for the shear enjoyment of it.

        I wasn't aware of your ulterior motive...
        Oh....well....um.....

        You've never seen a petrified limb cast up close and personal, have ya?
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          Sal only keeps the good rocks - the rest are for throwing.
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    Sal always was a hard rocker.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      There must some sort of fulfilling "guy thing" about throwing stuff.

      When my sons were young we spent many weekends camping and had a favorite picnic area in a nearby park, too. No matter how much swimming and boating and hiking and all we did - it always included throwing rocks into streams or sticks into woods or something.

      When it was time to leave I used the countdown of "you can throw 10 more rocks and then it's time to go"...
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