They're about as reliable as ____________!

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Can you make this phrase funny?


They're about as reliable as ____________!


Lets come up with some great ones!

-Grant
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    They're about as reliable as a career politician!
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author Will Edwards
    They're about as reliable as Nigerian Bank Account!

    Will

    EDIT: No offense intended toward fellow Nigerian Warriors!
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  • Profile picture of the author GrantFreeman
    *Sporf!

    Will & Dennis- two great ones right off the bat.

    I've got total writers block tonight. It'l be tough, but can anyone top these?

    Grant
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  • Profile picture of the author GrantFreeman
    Here's one my girlfriend came up with..

    "They're about as reliable as the BP Oil Company!"

    G
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Don't know what you're striving for, but if you want to get a little bawdy...

    They're about as reliable as a cheesecloth condom.
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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    • Profile picture of the author GrantFreeman
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Don't know what you're striving for, but if you want to get a little bawdy...

      They're about as reliable as a cheesecloth condom.

      Dude, you're killin' me!

      I'm going for something that the IM market will enjoy. If I offend anyone outside that niche, even better

      Grant
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  • Profile picture of the author pjCheviot
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    They're about as reliable as ___________

    . . a chocolate fireguard . . . .

    . . a chocolate teapot . . . .

    . . an ashtray on a motorbike . . .

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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Brian
    They're about as reliable as the next push button money making method!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Reliable as CC interest rates.

    Reliable as an Insurance policy with 6 pages of 4 pt print.

    I think the cheesecloth condom is going to be impossible act to follow.
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    Sal
    When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
    Beyond the Path

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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      ...any Microsoft product.

      (Yes, I'm currently using Crash 8.0 as my browser :rolleyes
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