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by seasoned
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I found an interesting supplement. This is REAL! 138 people gave it a 9.1 out of ten. OK, I KNOW I am not supposed to advertise here, but I think we can all make an exception in this case! I copied the full introduction to the main components. OK, ready?

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat. Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi. Nam liber tempor cum soluta nobis eleifend option congue nihil imperdiet doming id quod mazim placerat facer possim assum. Typi non habent claritatem insitam; est usus legentis in iis qui facit eorum claritatem. Investigationes demonstraverunt lectores legere me lius quod ii legunt saepius. Claritas est etiam processus dynamicus, qui sequitur mutationem consuetudium lectorum. Mirum est notare quam littera gothica, quam nunc putamus parum claram, anteposuerit litterarum formas humanitatis per seacula quarta decima et quinta decima. Eodem modo typi, qui nunc nobis videntur parum clari, fiant sollemnes in futurum.
SERIOUSLY! A BIG health supplement site, and THIS is what they said!

Steve
  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Right after I started using Lorem ipsum my hair grew longer and darker, my teeth got whiter,I not only could see a pin drop a quarter of a mile away,but I could hear when it hit the ground too.
    You should try some Lorem ipsum today!
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    really? WOW! I was thinking asbout trying it. 8-( The REST made more sense, but I thought this was FUNNY!

    Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
    I was a 98 pound weakling who always got pushed around by
    the bullies at school. I'll never forget one day in gym class. It
    was total humiliation.

    All the tough guys got together and stripped my clothes off until
    I had nothing on except my underwear.

    Then they gave me a giant wedgie and threw me out into the
    hallway during class change. I couldn't do anything except cry.

    I swore that would never happen to me again.

    And then one day my best friend told me about Lorem ipsum.

    Now, I weigh 197 pounds. 46 inch chest. 15 inch biceps. 30 inch
    waistline. All the bullies voluntarily give me their lunch money. One
    even tried to give me his parents - I said, "No way."

    When I walk down the hallway, the crowd parts and people look
    down at the floor when I pass by. The teachers ask me if I'm
    happy with my grades and if there's anything else they can do
    for me.

    Hell... even my parents apologized for being my parents.

    Thank You, Lorem ipsum!
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    WOW, you guys are TOO MUCH! 8-)

    I'm going to have to post more of these.

    Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    HEY GUYS! I checked that WHOLE site(it has a search feature), lorum ipsum was found in THREE places! One I already showed you. HERE is a review of a video!

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    It was on a page he had in their forum. I WISH I could show you his picture. He is making a WEIRD face! 8-)

    A person, with a NORMAL profile left THIS comment on the above user's profile:

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    I guess HE had to comment on the "Donec eu sollicitudin", like you guys on the lorem ipsum!

    And HERE is a blog someone entered!

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    She has GOT to cut back on the anabolic steroids! 5'10" and she CLAIMS she now weighs 160. It looks like she weighs MORE, and it is all muscle.

    Ladies, there comes a time when you STOP looking feminine! 8-( The last part of her handle says tests, and I wonder if that isn't short for testosterone!

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      When I was a little children I couldn't even spit over my chin.

      Then I found out about Lorem ipsum.

      Now I can spit all over it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Gary Pettit
    Ah, the joys of Latin. I remember this from my student days:
    "Latin is a language,
    Dead as dead can be.
    First it killed the Romans.
    Now it's killing me."
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