by KimW
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Subject: I Can't look that OLD!!
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM. OR COULD HE???

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS !' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-b**** ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ?'
  • Profile picture of the author John Rowe
    Never saw that coming. Thanks for the laugh Kim.
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  • Profile picture of the author espacecadet
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    • Profile picture of the author ShayB
      ROTFLMAO

      That was a good one!
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      • Profile picture of the author lilmechante01
        damn...i resemble that! too funny...thanks for sharing Kim

        btw NAMASTE
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  • Profile picture of the author mbealmear
    LMAO too funny! Thanks for sharing that with us! I have had a horrible day and honestly I feel much better now!
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  • Profile picture of the author gimmick
    Very good - good build and great surprise element :-)
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