Death by Golf
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet, then goes over and muffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f......g lessons that I took during winter didn't help at all!!
One of the men said helpfully, "Well, there you have it. Perhaps you should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 53.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet, then goes over and muffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f......g lessons that I took during winter didn't help at all!!
One of the men said helpfully, "Well, there you have it. Perhaps you should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 53.