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Hey Ken T.....

by Dave Patterson
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Kurt got wind somehow I was going to be up your way one day last week. Actually I had to go to New Castle.

He offered me $50 to go to your house. Set a BIG bag of dog poop on your doorstep, light it afire, then knock and run away....

I was apalled! What kind of guy does he think I am, I thought....

I told him to keep his $50! I could never accept money for something I'd do anytime for free.....

(Lucky for you, I forgot my matches )
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Uh....why am I suddenly glad you didn't pop in for a visit when I was in NY?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Uh....why am I suddenly glad you didn't pop in for a visit when I was in NY?
      C'mon Sal...I'm a laugh a minute...

      (Maybe, possibly in my own mind...)
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  • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
    You know, that explains a lot. There was this curious swamp type aroma
    in the air for a while last week. People all over were talking about it.

    A thought crossed my mind, but then I thought, naw - couldn't be.

    So there you go.

    Yes, I know... Kurt. Ya make every effort to treat a guy kindly and
    with respect, and look what happens.

    He's just jealous because his personal escort service out in LV is tanking
    big time. (heard it through the grape vine.) I tried to warn him about
    the glitzy red nylons. But would he believe me? Nooooo

    What can you do...


    Ken
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    • Profile picture of the author Tina Golden
      I tried to warn him about the glitzy red nylons.
      He should have listened. Everyone knows black fish net stockings work so much better.

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      • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
        Originally Posted by TMG Enterprises View Post

        Everyone knows black fish net stockings work so much better.

        Tina
        OMG!

        Tina, I said the EXACT same thing. But you know Kurt. Never listens
        to anyone.


        Ken
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