A bloke is driving home when...

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A bloke is driving home when he gets stuck in traffic.

Noticing a police officer, he winds down his window and enquires as to what is causing the hold up.

"An investment banker has become so depressed over the financial crisis, and the massive amount of debt he is carrying. He's stopped his car in the middle of the road and is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire unless someone can help him out. Everyone else is taking up a collection for him" the policeman replied.

"How much have they raised?" the bloke asks.

The policeman answered "About 40 gallons so far".
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    that was pretty good...Thanks for the chuckle

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