NEW FORUM RULE -- PLEASE READ

22 replies
  • OFF TOPIC
  • |
Effective immediately, every thread posted in the Warrior Forum must contain the word "sucks" at least seven times.

Each thread should also feature "sucks" an average of at least 10.2 times. Please consult the Sucks Index, which will be posted at the top of each page and updated hourly, to make sure that we are maintaining that average.

Should you notice that forum suckage has dropped dangerously low, please take action and post a few complaining, whiny threads to increase suckage back into the comfort zone.

If we all band together as a community, we can make 2009 the suckiest year yet.

Thank you for your attention and we hope you have a nice trip.
#sucks #whine
  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    kens got bees in his bonnet!?!

    mr mellow? venting? must be kidding.

    nonetheless:

    sucksucksucksucksucksucksuxsuckssuckysuxsucks
    sucksucksucksucksucksucksuxsuckssuckysuxsucks

    yippy new year! sux!
    Signature
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[376184].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    This thread sucks!
    Signature

    Read A Post.
    Subscribe to a Newsletter
    KimWinfrey.Com

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[376300].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author Janet Sawyer
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      This thread sucks!
      Kim,

      Sorry, you are going to be banned outright from now on.

      For Your Information - (American Translation from Queens English !) FYI for the rest of you lazy jerks!

      You have to post 10 sucks here for your post to be valid.

      so here goes -

      green sucks
      red sucks
      blue sucks
      violet sucks
      navy sucks
      black sucks
      amber sucks
      ken sucks
      sally sucks
      thread sucks

      Yeah!

      Excuse me, I've been up the last 24h - 2.5 mins and not even had chance to have a drink! - now that really sucks!

      Happy whatever to who and for what!
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[376323].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
    my momma said suck is a bad word and i shouldnt use it :-(
    Signature

    Whats the latest movie you watched? Anything good?

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[376337].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    Mr. Ken sucks.

    His defenestration skills suck too.
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[376528].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author Mike Wright
    #0 sucks=Sucks
    #1 inc Sucks
    #2 For N >> 10000 > 0
    #3 dec N
    #4 if N = 0 jmp #6
    #5 jmp#1
    #6 Sucks = sucks
    #7 exit
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[376907].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author viryabosmith
    Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

    Effective immediately, every thread posted in the Warrior Forum must contain the word "sucks" at least seven times.

    Each thread should also feature "sucks" an average of at least 10.2 times. Please consult the Sucks Index, which will be posted at the top of each page and updated hourly, to make sure that we are maintaining that average.

    Should you notice that forum suckage has dropped dangerously low, please take action and post a few complaining, whiny threads to increase suckage back into the comfort zone.

    If we all band together as a community, we can make 2009 the suckiest year yet.

    Thank you for your attention and we hope you have a nice trip.
    And a happy new year to you too Ken. This 2009 will NOT SUCK. See i mentioned the word.
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[377175].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Suck is a powerful word, and should be included in all advertising. I wrote an ebook that sucks that I give away free to anyone who orders my sucky ad copywriting services. If you want an ad that sucks with a free ebook that sucks on how to write ads that suck see my sucky sig; but only if you you are a sucker.

      Here is wishing everyone a sucky New Year in the highest connotation of the word. (Suck in your stomach, suck in more customers and suck in more prosperity)
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[377535].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
        Originally Posted by myob View Post

        Suck is a powerful word, and should be included in all advertising. I wrote an ebook that sucks that I give away free to anyone who orders my sucky ad copywriting services. If you want an ad that sucks with a free ebook that sucks on how to write ads that suck see my sucky sig; but only if you you are a sucker.

        Here is wishing everyone a sucky New Year in the highest connotation of the word. (Suck in your stomach, suck in more customers and suck in more prosperity)
        Proof there's no such thing as oversucking...
        Signature
        Professional Googler
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[377623].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Awe Ken - YOU SUCK. I was just writing an informative eguide "How to Suck at Everything" -- now you've blown it giving away all that sucking info for free. Guess I have to go change every last one of those "sucks" to "blows" now.
    Signature

    Sal
    When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
    Beyond the Path

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[378198].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    I can see it now: When sucking comes to blows.........
    Signature

    Read A Post.
    Subscribe to a Newsletter
    KimWinfrey.Com

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[378202].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author ShayB
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      I can see it now: When sucking comes to blows.........
      Signature
      "Fate protects fools, little children, and ships called Enterprise." ~Commander Riker
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[379315].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author myob
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[379369].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author thatgirlJ
    I can't believe you started this thread...it just plain sucks
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[379348].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author oneempowered
    Having a small amount of posts sucks.
    Signature

    "We can't let fear hold us back. Everything we really want is just on the other side of fear."
    ~Farrah Gray (self-made millionaire at 14)

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[379503].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author New Frontier
    Well, the whole financial system sucks!!
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[379515].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author New Frontier
    And also with so little posts sucks.!!
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[379517].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author ShayB
      Originally Posted by New Frontier View Post

      And also with so little posts sucks.!!
      What really sucks is that posting in this forum doesn't raise your post count. :rolleyes:
      Signature
      "Fate protects fools, little children, and ships called Enterprise." ~Commander Riker
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[379539].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author Janet Sawyer
        Originally Posted by ShayRockhold View Post

        What really sucks is that posting in this forum doesn't raise your post count. :rolleyes:
        That will explain a few mysterious OT posters disappearances then :rolleyes:

        LOL!

        Saying nothing more!

        Best wishes to all for the New Year -
        (whatever year you manage to read this.)

        Doesn't increase the post count, but still if you choose to gets your sig file available to be read. if ya want it.... c'mon you know you want it!
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[381787].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author pavondunbar
    Ok...

    2009 WILL NOT SUCK for me...

    This Forum DOES NOT SUCK...

    I feel like SUCKing on a lollipop to get a sugar rush...

    The Raiders DO NOT SUCK no matter what their record says...

    The New Year's Eve Party I went to DID NOT SUCK because there were, like 100,000 hot drunk women there and 2 guys...LOL...

    This thread DOES NOT SUCK...

    The people that responded to this thread DO NOT SUCK...

    Barack Obama DOES NOT SUCK...

    No matter what people say, the public library DOES NOT SUCK...

    MCDONALDS DON'T SUCK DAMMMITTTT!!!!!

    See...10 uses for the word "suck" and they are all positive.

    I hope this post meets the "suck" requirements...

    Oh, that's 12 uses now...LOL...

    Pavon
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[381819].message }}

Trending Topics