Bank robber with low I.Q.

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no mask, no getterway exit plan, no idea on how to open doors, do you think he was nicked by he boys in blue?

  • Profile picture of the author Sunfyre7896
    I've seen people get trapped on these from security locking doors, but this one is freakin awesome. LOL. The look on his face when he realizes he's not getting out is priceless.
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    • Profile picture of the author TowelieTowel
      Wow he deserves to be caught for being that dumb.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    I hate to say it, but I guess I hadn't noticed. I just thought the guy was an idiot! It turns out he was even dumber. When I was in sherman oak, I went to two jewelry stores that were run like prisons. SERIOUSLY! A real nice one on van nuys blvd, as I recall, has a dual door system, a lot like some restaurants EXCEPT BOTH doors are secured, and controlled from an isolated booth. If you try to steal, and get past all security, you may find yourself locked in a small cell waiting for the police.

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author QuickSurf
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      I hate to say it, but I guess I hadn't noticed. I just thought the guy was an idiot! It turns out he was even dumber. When I was in sherman oak, I went to two jewelry stores that were run like prisons. SERIOUSLY! A real nice one on van nuys blvd, as I recall, has a dual door system, a lot like some restaurants EXCEPT BOTH doors are secured, and controlled from an isolated booth. If you try to steal, and get past all security, you may find yourself locked in a small cell waiting for the police.

      Steve
      There's a jewelry and high end watch store here like that, secured doors. 1st time I went there to check out some watches I didn't know and was trying to force the door open a few times before standing there confused, and then they buzzed me in lol. But someone robbed them once, and when he went out the 1st door he soon found himself unable to open the outside door and the other door already closed and locked behind him. The guy was flipping out but nothing he could do, one of the employee's said on the news they all kinda laughed at him while calling the cops, like nice job idiot lol.
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      • Profile picture of the author highhopes
        Originally Posted by QuickSurf View Post

        There's a jewelry and high end watch store here like that, secured doors. 1st time I went there to check out some watches I didn't know and was trying to force the door open a few times before standing there confused, and then they buzzed me in lol. But someone robbed them once, and when he went out the 1st door he soon found himself unable to open the outside door and the other door already closed and locked behind him. The guy was flipping out but nothing he could do, one of the employee's said on the news they all kinda laughed at him while calling the cops, like nice job idiot lol.
        Ha ha i can imagine all the employees arranging their seats sitting down watching the robber through the glass eating popcorn and laughing before the police arrived! Great stuff!
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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    LOL! - Reminds me of this old Gary Larson Far Side Cartoon...



    And Funny - in his Stupor, he didn't even CHECK to see if the door was locked!
    Arrest that Little Old Lady - she's an accomplice!
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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    While I'm on the subject of my Favorite Far Sides...This is on my coffee cup -
    A "Warrior Cry" if ever I heard one...:rolleyes:

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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by DazedandConfused View Post

      While I'm on the subject of my Favorite Far Sides...This is on my coffee cup -
      A "Warrior Cry" if ever I heard one...:rolleyes:

      I don't get it! IF he had done anything, he would be damned, but he is damned anyway because he did nothing. So WHY is the devil waiting?

      Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author Fazal Mayar
    haha well its too bad for him, people will bad intentions deserve this
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  • Profile picture of the author ThatMichaelKid
    That actually really made me laugh out loud. What an actual idiot. Why would you keep on pushing? Try to do the reverse and pull. Ahahahaha. Thanks for this xD.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    The video ended with "On the run" ...but I bet not for long. Pretty good face shots, it won't take long to ID him.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
    Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

    no mask, no getterway exit plan, no idea on how to open doors, ...
    There are some Internet marketers like that.


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    • Profile picture of the author highhopes
      Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

      There are some Internet marketers like that.


      Joe Mobley
      nice cute twist!
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  • Profile picture of the author SEO Direct
    Who ever said criminals are smart? That's why they are making a living by breaking the law. SMH
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    • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
      Originally Posted by SEO Direct View Post

      Who ever said criminals are smart? That's why they are making a living by breaking the law. SMH
      You sure don't have to just be dumb to break the law - Wall street and the Banking boys club proved that! It's just the dumb that don't get away...
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  • Profile picture of the author williams22
    Sounds funny but Common guys ! he is not invited as a guest to the bank ... he came for robbery ! Just think what all **** was going trough at his mind at that time, it is quite natural thing.. May be i guess he need a partner for his next robbery ! lol
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by williams22 View Post

      Sounds funny but Common guys ! he is not invited as a guest to the bank ... he came for robbery ! Just think what all **** was going trough at his mind at that time, it is quite natural thing.. May be i guess he need a partner for his next robbery ! lol
      I don't think someone stupid enough to JV with an idiot is gonna be much help for him.
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  • Profile picture of the author jossk
    very nice! wish they showed when the cops push the door open and his face wen stupid!
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  • Profile picture of the author ace21
    He's very lucky that old lady came in and showed him how the door works lol I'm glad there aren't too many criminal masterminds like this guy around, or we'd all be in big trouble lol
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by ace21 View Post

      He's very lucky that old lady came in and showed him how the door works lol I'm glad there aren't too many criminal masterminds like this guy around, or we'd all be in big trouble lol
      Why? Because of broken doors and tripped display cases?

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  • Profile picture of the author C2
    ROFL! Bankers should see this... it would at least lessen their fear of "hold-ups".
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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    Stop at 0,35... He was like "Ok, please let me out. Please?" Poor guy.
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  • I love his sigh..."What a **** day"
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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    He obviously never watched "Snatch":

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  • This guy has play the most idiotic part ever heard. Anyway, in this big world things are happening in every corner. Thanks for sharing out this.
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