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14 years ago

LOL Gary!

But I give them both a big fail.

It's not the world's best kept secret that a lot men have no talent in being romantic and even come up with lame excuses as to why, like I grew up on the ranch with cows, etc.

But that woman wasn't too bright either. There are so many other words to choose from to induce sensuality rather than dirty. :rolleyes:

She should have chosen sexy or provocative or enticing or titillating or erotic or something similar. Sheesh!

Terra

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Dan Riffle 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

She should have chosen sexy or provocative or enticing or titillating or erotic or something similar. Sheesh!

Terra

Care to give us some examples?
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Care to give us some examples?
  
  Uggh!
  
  Where is that zippered mouth smiley when you need it?
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Uggh!
  
  Where is that zippered mouth smiley when you need it?
  
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  You're welcome:
  
  Now go make me a sandwich .
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  You're welcome:
  
  Now go make me a sandwich .
  
  Since when did Mickey Mouse become so...
  
  evil?
  
  Just wait til I tell Minnie!
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Since when did Mickey Mouse become so...
  
  evil?
  
  Just wait til I tell Minnie!
  
  Terra
  
  YOU WOULDN'T.
  
  I should probably change that avatar now, the thread it was intended for has now been buried...
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  YOU WOULDN'T.
  
  I should probably change that avatar now, the thread it was intended for has now been buried...
  
  Oh no!
  
  You shaved off your mustache. :p
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Oh no!
  
  You shaved off your mustache. :p
  
  Terra
  
  I NEVER HAD A MUSTACHE. IT WAS THE TURKEY LEG .
  
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  Big Rob 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  I NEVER HAD A MUSTACHE. IT WAS THE TURKEY LEG .
  
  I like to believe it was a Steak and Cheese Sub
  
  And not for nothin, My Brother, but you need a better Photog...
  
  VIVA LE SECRET EMPEROR OF DIZNEE!
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  I NEVER HAD A MUSTACHE. IT WAS THE TURKEY LEG .
  
  The turkey leg had a mustache and you were actually still eating it?
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  The turkey leg had a mustache and you were actually still eating it?
  
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  That's it. I'm never having an avatar again. *Hmph*
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  That's it. I'm never having an avatar again. *Hmph*
  
  Ha!
  
  I'll believe that when I see it.
  
  Ya know I'm just messin' with ya, right?
  
  But right now, I think a Donald Duck one would be appropriate.
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Ha!
  
  I'll believe that when I see it.
  
  Ya know I'm just messin' with ya, right?
  
  But right now, I think a Donald Duck one would be appropriate.
  
  Terra
  
  So tempted...perhaps I'll just stick with the one I have. Unless I can get Joe's "Avatar of the Day" to become popular and then monetize it...
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  @ Joe Robinson - you look completely different in every avatar you use. I think you're just trying to confuse me. Is it working?
  
  I can explain! Or can I...
  
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  Horny Devil Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  The turkey leg had a mustache and you were actually still eating it? Terra
  
  This is my 'spun' version: The turkey had a mustache and was still actually eating you by the leg?
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  That's it. I'm never having an avatar again. *Hmph*
  
  Are you sure Joe? She's quite pretty.
  
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KimW

14 years ago

Kitchen,bathroom,living room,strange,I spoke the same dirty words at my house last night !

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14 years ago

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Let the Gender Wars BEGIN!!

Do we get to choose which side we're on?

@ Joe Robinson - you look completely different in every avatar you use. I think you're just trying to confuse me. Is it working?

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Sumit Menon 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Do we get to choose which side we're on?

For shame, Dennis! For shame!
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Dan Riffle

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Do we get to choose which side we're on?

Nowadays, Dennis, yes you can. I can help you out if you decide to go that direction. I have some really sharp scissors.

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

For shame, Dennis! For shame!

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Nowadays, Dennis, yes you can. I can help you out if you decide to go that direction. I have some really sharp scissors.

You chaps have the wrong idea, I'm not looking to change my gender, but to make the most of it. I'm looking at it like this...

...if you're going to war and be huddled in the trenches with one gender, do you want to be huddled with the lovely ladies or a bunch of smelly guys?

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Dan Riffle 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

...if you're going to war and be huddled in the trenches with one gender, do you want to be huddled with the lovely ladies or a bunch of smelly guys?

I wouldn't survive with the ladies. One accidental fart and I'd be cannon fodder...
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Sumit Menon

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

You chaps have the wrong idea, I'm not looking to change my gender, but to make the most of it. I'm looking at it like this...

...if you're going to war and be huddled in the trenches with one gender, do you want to be huddled with the lovely ladies or a bunch of smelly guys?

Haven't you heard the phrase "bros before hos"? It originated in your country as I've come to know!

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

Haven't you heard the phrase "bros before hos"? It originated in your country as I've come to know!

Only guys that have nothing of value to offer a lady say that.

The terminology is an obvious clue.

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Dan Riffle

14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Only guys that have nothing of value to offer a lady say that.

The terminology is an obvious clue.

Terra

The saying doesn't include ladies.

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

The saying doesn't include ladies.

I know that and you know that, but do they know that?

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Dan Riffle

14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I know that and you know that, but do they know that?

Terra

Who? The bros or the hos?

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Who? The bros or the hos?

I was referring to both.

Actually, the truth be told, I was just messin' with ya. :p

You're slipping, Dan!

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Dan Riffle 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I was referring to both.

Actually, the truth be told, I was just messin' with ya. :p

You're slipping, Dan!

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I was just toying with your words, Terra. Have you had your coffee yet today?
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I was just toying with your words, Terra. Have you had your coffee yet today?
  
  Haha!
  
  Three quarters of it, I'm almost there!
  
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Sumit Menon

14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Only guys that have nothing of value to offer a lady say that.

The terminology is an obvious clue.

Terra

My point exactly! Dennis shouldn't have anything to do with the ladies! It's a war! You don't go to the other side just because they are nice.

Geez, no wonder they say a world ruled by women would be devoid of wars!

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

My point exactly! Dennis shouldn't have anything to do with the ladies! It's a war! You don't go to the other side just because they are nice.

Geez, no wonder they say a world ruled by women would be devoid of wars!

Hahaha!

Sumit, you crack me up!

All women can be catty and you'd be surprised at the degree of cattiness that some "ladies" exhibit. They're just much more discreet about it.

Terra

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Sumit Menon

14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Hahaha!

Sumit, you crack me up!

All women can be catty and you'd be surprised at the degree of cattiness that some "ladies" exhibit. They're just much more discreet about it.

Terra

Well, we already know that. Let's get back to the point...

None of the ladies came to your help. Looks like they already knew you gals are gonna lose.See now, I like you and I commend you for seeing this through even when you are losing.. But, I'm still gonna have to crush you like a bug!

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

Well, we already know that. Let's get back to the point...

Uh, what exactly was the point? lol

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- Sumit Menon 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Uh, what exactly was the point? lol
  
  Terra
  
  The war! Hello:confused:
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Sumit Menon
  
  The war! Hello:confused:
  
  So what am I supposed to say to that?
  
  Men drool and women rule?
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  So what am I supposed to say to that?
  
  Men drool and women rule?
  
  Terra
  
  How about you don't talk and bring me that sandwich I requested 30 posts ago .
  
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  Sumit Menon 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  How about you don't talk and bring me that sandwich I requested 30 posts ago .
  
  One for me too.. If it tastes good we might even throw you a "thank you".
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Sumit Menon
  
  One for me too.. If it tastes good we might even throw you a "thank you".
  
  Speak for yourself, I'm not saying thanks after a two day wait .
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Why certainly my darling Joe!
  
  And how could I forget my Sumit?
  
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  Dan Riffle 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Why certainly my darling Joe!
  
  And how could I forget my Sumit?
  
  Terra
  
  I'm assuming your husband is very thin.
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I'm assuming your husband is very thin.
  
  Actually he's not too thin and not too thick, but just right!
  
  Of course, because he has learned not to demand anything from me, his sandwiches look more like this:
  
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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

None of the ladies came to your help. Looks like they already knew you gals are gonna lose.See now, I like you and I commend you for seeing this through even when you are losing.. But, I'm still gonna have to crush you like a bug!

Ha!

Look who's winning now!

Not bold enough or clever enough for a comeback to my last post? heh heh

Terra

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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Ha!

Look who's winning now!

Not bold enough or clever enough for a comeback to my last post? heh heh

Terra

I was going to say because he has you well trained; but felt like that would start escalating things beyond just a joke...
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  I was going to say because he has you well trained; but felt like that would start escalating things beyond just a joke...
  
  Aww, what a sweetie!
  
  I'm done anyway.
  
  It's not fun being in a war with guys you actually like.
  
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Sumit Menon 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Ha!

Look who's winning now!

Not bold enough or clever enough for a comeback to my last post? heh heh

Terra

A man's gotta watch some TV and go to sleep, you know. And now since you've already surrendered I find it unnecessary to reply to that comment. :p
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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I wouldn't survive with the ladies. One accidental fart and I'd be cannon fodder...

Exactly my point! Can't trust a man's ... er, self-control.

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

Haven't you heard the phrase "bros before hos"? It originated in your country as I've come to know!

Hos? We're not talking about gardening here, but if it comes down to a war between men and garden hos I'll side with the men every time.

Better now, Sumit?
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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

You know, what? This is my avatar of the day now lol.

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Sumit Menon 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Why certainly my darling Joe!

And how could I forget my Sumit?

Terra

Why does he get the pretty one? He isn't even gonna say Thank You!

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Hos? We're not talking about gardening here, but if it comes down to a ware between men and gardon hos I choose the men every time.

Better now, Sumit?

Thanks Joe.
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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

You know, what? This is my avatar of the day now lol.

Hahaha!

Okay, now that cracked me up!

@Sumit - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so just change your beholding. :p

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Jonathan 2.0

Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by garyv

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Well the Kitchen, Bathroom, and Living room can be "dirty" answers. : )

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