Fire in the hole!

by whateverpedia

Posted: 14 years ago 6 replies

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Australians have always been inquisitive types. Here's the tale of a gentleman (ahem) who was curious to know what would happen if he shoved a firework in his butt crack and let it off.

Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker | News | NT News | Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia | ntnews.com.au

Ya gotta love that headline: "Why I Shoved A Cracker Up My Clacker".

Jeff Burritt Banned 14 years ago

Clacker? Australians have the best slang
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HeySal 14 years ago

These kind of stories make me feel good. It's good to know that seriously stupid people live in other places besides the US.
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- AprilCT 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  These kind of stories make me feel good. It's good to know that seriously stupid people live in other places besides the US.
  
  Ditto what HeySal says You have to wonder if there will be any copycats, but it wouldn't surprise me.
  
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- Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  These kind of stories make me feel good. It's good to know that seriously stupid people live in other places besides the US.
  
  Yep, true. And you know what, you can't really blame the guy for being dumb. If his mother thought the stunt was funny it seems at least one of his primary role models wasn't too bright.
  
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whateverpedia 14 years ago

They breed them differently in the Northern Territory. This is a place where distances are measured in how many cans of beer you can drink on the journey.

EG: "How far is it to Humpty Doo?"
"It's about an eight can drive."

I kid you not.

And yes, there actually is a place in the N.T. called Humpty Doo.
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- Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  And yes, there actually is a place in the N.T. called Humpty Doo.
  
  I don't believe that.
  
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