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by Jeff Burritt Banned

Posted: 14 years ago 43 replies

OFF TOPIC

#guns #parrot

thunderbird 14 years ago

"We bought both from legendary door-to-door salesman Horace Bartholomew Schmidt, the Man in the Plaid Suit himself."
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lgibbon Banned 14 years ago

How did I get lumbered with these two?
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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

The infamous 70's outlaws Molly and Polly (I don't know who the guy is....)
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Dan Riffle 14 years ago

Send us all of your Tab or the bird gets it.
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Ummmm...
  
  Oh, haha!
  
  "Polly want a crack at him!"
  
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Dan Riffle 14 years ago

"TerraK and her husband at the 1975 Michigan Shoot Your Own Dinner Competition"
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  "TerraK and her husband at the 1975 Michigan Shoot Your Own Dinner Competition"
  
  Dan!!
  
  That's not funny!
  
  Foul!!
  
  Yes, I meant foul, not fowl! :p
  
  Terra
  
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- GT 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  "TerraK and her husband at the 1975 Michigan Shoot Your Own Dinner Competition"
  
  LOL!
  
  Looks like it's a BYOB event (Bring Your Own Bird)!
  
  GT
  
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- Jeff Burritt Banned 14 years ago
  
  Best caption so far!
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  "TerraK and her husband at the 1975 Michigan Shoot Your Own Dinner Competition"
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  "TerraK and her husband at the 1975 Michigan Shoot Your Own Dinner Competition"
  
  Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt
  
  Best caption so far!
  
  Booo! Hisss! :p
  
  Terra
  
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  AprilCT 14 years ago
  
  I heard that the people in this photo found your posts and intend to sue for defamation. The parrot isn't happy either.
  
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  Jeff Burritt Banned 14 years ago
  
  The parrot is the only one not in jail
  
  Originally Posted by AprilCT
  
  I heard that the people in this photo found your posts and intend to sue for defamation. The parrot isn't happy either.
  
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  Daniel Evans 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt
  
  The parrot is the only one not in jail
  
  Though, possibly still behind bars....
  
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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

"Exotic Meals from the Microwave"...w/hosts Sarabeth and Bubba!
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Jeff Burritt Banned 14 years ago

Definitely one of the funniest photos I seen in a while
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Jeff and Ken...
  
  What the heck? You thanked Dan for that post?
  
  What were you thinking?
  
  Please don't feed the monkey, er, I mean, don't encourage him!:p
  
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MoneyMagnetMagnate 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain..."

or maybe, "Polly want a Crack-pipe" :rolleyes:
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GT 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt

"Say haylho to my leetle fren!"

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Jeff Burritt Banned 14 years ago

If only she had a thin mustache....

I'm wondering about the location of this Olan Mills studio....
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- Kay King 14 years ago
  
  There are no words for that - none
  
  I almost feel sorry for the parrot
  
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KEKilpatrick 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt

"Chip took first, second AND third prize in the Ron Jeremy look-alike contest."
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Rose Anderson 14 years ago

"Please, join us in church this Sunday for Bless Your Pet Day. We strongly encourage you to bring an offering..."
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dallas playboy 14 years ago

I ASK FOR TWO CRACKERS AND LOOK WHAT THEY SEND ME!
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- MarketMyko 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by dallas playboy
  
  I ASK FOR TWO CRACKERS AND LOOK WHAT THEY SEND ME!
  
  ^this is a winner
  
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  thunderbird 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by dallas playboy
  
  I ASK FOR TWO CRACKERS AND LOOK WHAT THEY SEND ME! dallas playboy
  
  Originally Posted by MarketMyko
  
  ^this is a winner
  
  Agreed. Good one.
  
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- HeySal 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by dallas playboy
  
  I ASK FOR TWO CRACKERS AND LOOK WHAT THEY SEND ME!
  
  Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are.
  
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Jeff Burritt Banned 14 years ago

ah, fatal attraction.....
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Big Rob 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt

The infamous Green Parrot Banditos
" The bayonet is nothing compared to Green Birds Beak"
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fastcars Banned 14 years ago

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- Dave Patterson 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by fastcars
  
  what is this
  
  Oh...we're just posting because we think posts in the off topic forum will increase our post count...(clue)
  
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travlinguy 14 years ago

Give me the bird again and you're going to get this fancy dagger up yer...
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Sum1 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt

There's no limit to what a sharp offline salesman can do when approached by a couple whose psychiatrists parting shot had been that the bird needs a mullet gun.
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bsbear 14 years ago

"And then they enacted Government mandated contraception"

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Robert Michael 14 years ago

Hun, please hold my bayonet while I control the parrot.
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- LynnM 14 years ago
  
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Jeff Burritt Banned 14 years ago

This still makes me laugh!
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Khemosabi 14 years ago

I couldn't come up with a good caption, but I do think it would be the perfect avatar for the OT forum!
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garyv 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt

This couple married after meeting on a Hard of Hearing dating site and discovering they both had similar political leanings. They both belong to the National Knifle Association, and Planned Parrot-hood.
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Daniel Evans 14 years ago

"A bird in the hand is worth more than my wife".
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Daniel Evans 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill

Have you seen the guy selling those penis enlargement pills? We're looking for him.

I bet she's seen a Cockatoo....
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MoneyMagnetMagnate 14 years ago

Actually...he looks like a guy I used to work with - Jeff...is that you?
(he even had a parrot)
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