Better than a flu shot!

I got this as an email and thought I'd pass it along

Better than a flu shot
Miss Beatrice the church organist was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him to her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. the bowl was filled with water. and in the water Floated of all things, a condom!
When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
Miss Beatrice, he said, I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl. Oh yes she replied, Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep, it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know
I haven't had the flu All winter.

It gave me a laugh the first time I read it.