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New Weapon

by thunderbird
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My wife started to nag me about something or other that I did or didn't do. I whispered to our 2-year-old, "Go give mommy a hug." He ran to her and shouted, "Hug!" She replied, "Hug? OK," hugged him and was totally sidetracked from whatever she was criticizing me about.
  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Dang ... I gotta have another kid.

    That's gonna take some time though. Anyone got an extra kid I can borrow for a while?
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    • Profile picture of the author iaeo
      My fiance and I are having one in February... Can't wait to try this out!

      Btw...
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Anyone got an extra kid I can borrow for a while?
      Out of context, that has got to be the sketchiest question I've heard in a while
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by iaeo View Post

        My fiance and I are having one in February... Can't wait to try this out!

        Btw...


        Out of context, that has got to be the sketchiest question I've heard in a while
        True, you shouldn't have quoted it out of context. :rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by iaeo View Post

        My fiance and I are having one in February... Can't wait to try this out!

        Btw...


        Out of context, that has got to be the sketchiest question I've heard in a while
        Yeah but if you stick the name on the quote it loses some of the RCA dog head crank effect. Now had I said it people might worry a little bit.

        Anyhow TB - I was wondering if you can talk your wife into reproducing every 2 to 3 years....there's a very limited window of time your kid's going to be able to pull that off. In another year or so you'll have to start teaching him to fall off his bike on cue and stuff instead.
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  • Profile picture of the author Greg71
    You should pay per hug. The kid is saving you some grief.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Greg71 View Post

      You should pay per hug. The kid is saving you some grief.
      Spoken (OK, written) like a true marketer.
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  • Profile picture of the author wlasikiewicz
    Thats a good tactic
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