Obese gangster too fat to outrun police

by Daniel Evans

Posted: 9 years ago 27 replies

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Obese gangster too fat to outrun police

Obese gangster too fat to outrun police - Yahoo! News UK

Officially the most Photoshopped looking person ever.

DotComBum 9 years ago

That's a lot fat under his chin!!
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- Robert Michael 9 years ago
  
  I admit, the headline & photo is pretty amusing, but the story itself is scary as hell.
  
  This kind of shit happens EVERY DAY man.. parents need to snap out of it.
  
  Watch your kids. You never know who could be watching them when you aren't.
  
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LarryC 9 years ago

Yes, it looks like he carries a lot of that weight on his face. That reminds me of a video I saw recently of a 600 pound Sumo wrestler vs. a much lighter MMA fighter. Not exactly an action-packed fight, but interesting nonetheless.

600lbs Sumo Vs 169lbs MMA Fighter - YouTube
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MoneyMagnetMagnate 9 years ago

That's not a gangsta - that's a Pelican with a moustache!
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HeySal 9 years ago

Is it Halloween that's making everyone post the gross outs this week?
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waterotter

9 years ago

His nickname should be "Bullfrog"!

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9 years ago

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AprilCT

9 years ago

I can't understand how anyone can eat that much to get like that picture. Even if you can eat that much, all your money would go for food.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Okay, that's just nasty!

How in the heck does he wash his neck??

Terra

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Okay, that's just nasty!

How in the heck does he wash his neck??

Terra

what neck? :confused: :p

I wish Jay would really talk more about his estranged and deranged brother - Ray Leno

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

what neck? :confused: :p

I wish Jay would really talk more about his estranged and deranged brother - Ray Leno

The one lost behind a solid wall of fat dangling from his chin and sitting on his chest!
He could lose a whole bar of soap, a loofah and a wash cloth under there!

So do you suppose if he stood on his head, he's suffocate himself?

Terra

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

The one lost behind a solid wall of fat dangling from his chin and sitting on his chest!
He could lose a whole bar of soap, a loofah and a wash cloth under there!

So do you suppose if he stood on his head, he's suffocate himself?

Terra

I was kind of curious how many chin-ups he could do...:rolleyes:

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zimo 9 years ago

The picture really does say it all.
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bradstern 9 years ago

Looks like someone just used the FatBooth app on the iPhone -- if you're familiar with it.
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MoneyMagnetMagnate 9 years ago

I saw this on imgur, and I thought this would be a good spot for this.

I really have no comment, other than it is what it is...:p

I don't know what this poor lads' malady might be...but I know it isn't "needs more cheese".
(but I guess that counts as a comment )
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Mr Bill 9 years ago

(Cheese lady) is suicidal. Obviously just wants to die.
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- MoneyMagnetMagnate 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Mr Bill
  
  (Cheese lady) is suicidal. Obviously just wants to die.
  
  That's a Lady???
  
  Oh, I guess that thing is a skirt? I thought it was some kind of funky camo shorts :rolleyes:
  
  If the cheese police don't get her...the fashion police will
  
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- thunderbird 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Mr Bill
  
  (Cheese lady) is suicidal. Obviously just wants to die.
  
  She's actually improved her habits. She switched from eating butter that way to cheese instead.
  
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thunderbird 9 years ago

Obese gangster too fat to outrun police - Yahoo! News UK
"Espinoza, 55, had lured a young boy towards him, but the youngster managed to wriggle free and alert his football coach."

What was he planning to do with the child?
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mojojuju 9 years ago

Is that a goiter?
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mojojuju 9 years ago

Does anyone else think the fat guy looks like the fat version of Daniel Evans?
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- MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by mojojuju
  
  Does anyone else think the fat guy looks like the fat version of Daniel Evans?
  
  No, but he looks like he could be related to Sly Stallone though.
  
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  TheNewGuy2010 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  No, but he looks like he could be related to Sly Stallone though.
  
  Terra
  
  I can see that. Especially if that fat wasn't filling his face out.
  
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TheNewGuy2010 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Daniel Evans

Obese gangster too fat to outrun police

Obese gangster too fat to outrun police - Yahoo! News UK

Officially the most Photoshopped looking person ever.

That's the Google Panda!
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MoneyMagnetMagnate 9 years ago

If you are a fan of South Park - gee, even if you aren't :rolleyes: last weeks episode "Raising the Bar" is very prevalent to this discussion -
Matt and Trey take on the 'scooter people' and Honey Boo-Boo... Oh - and James Cameron too!

Raising the Bar (Season 16, Episode 9) - Full Episode Player - South Park Studios

(*note: This is the 'uncensored' South Park)

I Feel Bowling Ball-ish - South Park on Cough Syrup
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...wling-ball-ish
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thunderbird 9 years ago

I wonder if he wanted to snatch the 10-year-old-boy in order to eat him?
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- MoneyMagnetMagnate 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by thunderbird
  
  I wonder if he wanted to snatch the 10-year-old-boy in order to eat him?
  
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Michael Ten 9 years ago

That is gross, funny and sad, all in one!
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