Ladies of the WF! Settle a debate!

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In a thread that is sure to be deleted soon, users Richard Van and JaRyCu had the following exchange:

Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

Yes, my fingers are slowing down, my eyes struggle seeing the keys, I have to dictate notes because of my withering wrists but tomorrow...

...I'll still look younger than you.
Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

ROFLMAO!!! You might look younger, but I still look better.

-- j
Rather than let them bicker forever, let's settle it democratically! Ladies (and gentleman if you're into that kind of thing ), who looks better?

Jason:




or Richard:

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    NO PROPOGANDA. LET THEM DECIDE.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    You aren't going to find a redheaded nurse on here Jason, at least as far as I know.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      But, you could wait for her to grow up.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the best, I give them both an "A".


    ...and that's how to be diplomatic.
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the best, I give them both an "A".


      ...and that's how to be diplomatic.
      #Gaskill2012
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    The last I checked I'm all dude, but I voted anyway.

    I voted for Jason because I'm not buying that that's Van's real face. No man could be that damned handsome, so Jason wins in a forfeit.

    Also, Jason and I would look a little bit alike if you threw an awesome set of slowly-graying, but still mostly brown hair on him.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      The last I checked I'm all dude, but I voted anyway.

      I voted for Jason because I'm not buying that that's Van's real face. No man could be that damned handsome, so Jason wins in a forfeit.

      Also, Jason and I would look a little bit alike if you threw an awesome set of slowly-graying, but still mostly brown hair on him.
      What!?

      That bloody well is me! I know, I took it myself.

      Anyway, I was told I look like a hooligan in that photo so I'll change mine tomorrow so you can pop back in a re-vote for me.

      I'll take your compliment on my looks as the compliment I'm sure it was intended. :p
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          Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

          I think he's talking to me Joe. I'm very defiant.

          -- j
          Yeah, if he were talking to Joe, he would have said deviantly. :p

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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Yeah, if he were talking to Joe, he would have said deviantly. :p

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            I'll have you know that I am a very innocent young man .
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              Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

              I'll have you know that I am a very innocent young man .
              Did that crap actually come out of YOUR typewriter?
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              • Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

                I'll have you know that I am a very innocent young man .
                Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                Did that crap actually come out of YOUR typewriter?
                Well, yes - he did say that...but there's about 50 Shades of Grey area...:p
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                  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

                  but there's about 50 Shades of Grey area...:p
                  AARGH, can I never escape that crap?
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                  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

                  Well, yes - he did say that...but there's about 50 Shades of Grey area...:p
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                  MMM wins the thread , sorry Jason and Richard.
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        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        What!?

        That bloody well is me! I know, I took it myself.

        Anyway, I was told I look like a hooligan in that photo so I'll change mine tomorrow so you can pop back in a re-vote for me.
        :p
        I voted. Now don't disappoint me tomorrow :p
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            Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

            I'd never disappoint you in the morning.

            -- j
            You'd just disappoint her at night?
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            Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

            Even though you didn't vote for me, I still 'liked' your site on FB. I hope you feel guilty now. And I'd never disappoint you in the morning.

            -- j
            I'm so sorry Jason! Now I feel bad. If the question was about personality, I would have picked you. I actually do read a lot of your posts and think you're personality is wonderful.
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            • Profile picture of the author KimW
              Originally Posted by SShip View Post

              I'm so sorry Jason! Now I feel bad. If the question was about personality, I would have picked you. I actually do read a lot of your posts and think you're personality is wonderful.
              I'm betting most of us here at one point or another in our life have gotten the "personality" talk :p
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              • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                Originally Posted by KimW View Post

                I'm betting most of us here at one point or another in our life have gotten the "personality" talk :p
                Anyone who says otherwise is probably lying . Except for me.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                    Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

                    I've gotten way more than my fair share. I might go unlike her page just for that comment.

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                    I had a feeling that shot hurt worse than her vote.
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                Originally Posted by SShip View Post

                I'm so sorry Jason! Now I feel bad. If the question was about personality, I would have picked you. I actually do read a lot of your posts and think you're personality is wonderful.
                And to think I changed my picture, especially for you, only to blown out of the door on a personality basis.

                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                I voted for Jason because I'm not buying that that's Van's real face. No man could be that damned handsome, so Jason wins in a forfeit.
                There we are Mr Riffle.

                This was taken in my porn star heyday.

                I was known in those days as "The dongle".

                Incredibly that was taken when I was 84 years old, so I think, in reflection I should win this on merit.
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                • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                  Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

                  There we are Mr Riffle.

                  This was taken in my porn star heyday.

                  I was known in those days as "The dongle".

                  Incredibly that was taken when I was 84 years old, so I think, in reflection I should win this on merit.

                  Mr. Van, I stand corrected. I take back my forfeit comment. It's clear now that it's a tie.
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                Originally Posted by KimW View Post

                I'm betting most of us here at one point or another in our life have gotten the "personality" talk :p
                Well, I'm not a guy but I've never gotten THAT talk before. Sometimes having a thoroughly disgusting attitude is a benefit. Keeps transparency alive for sure.
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    You defiantly have good sense of humor!!!!!
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      Originally Posted by dafnait View Post

      You defiantly have good sense of humor!!!!!
      I have been defiant to no one!
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    Okay, okay. I'm hearing hella chatter from the contestants, but apparently they are deadlocked. They have brought nothing to the table to win the favor of the onlookers. Asses and Assets (financial, type assets - after all, there are a LOT of single men. so what).
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    I need a third option, neither one of them rocks my boat LOL

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      Originally Posted by Leslie B View Post

      I need a third option, neither one of them rocks my boat LOL

      (sorry guys)
      I was going to put myself Leslie, but I wanted this to be a competition . Now pick one!
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        I was going to put myself Leslie, but I wanted this to be a competition . Now pick one!
        See, if you were there I'd knew who to pick, LOL

        Okay okay, I'll vote, but not saying who I chose :p

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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        I was going to put myself Leslie, but I wanted this to be a competition . Now pick one!
        I'll be the third option. Look at my Avatar and then look at their's.
        Only a fine dashing, handsome man, would own a motorcycle like that
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          Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

          Only a fine dashing, handsome man, would own a motorcycle like that
          Good point. All you single ladies, Thom's avatar is a picture of my motorcycle .
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            Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

            Good point. All you single ladies, Thom's avatar is a picture of my motorcycle .
            And I appreciate you letting me borrow it for the last 7 years
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    This whole thing is starting to sound like a group of guys in a bar with no women around.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      This whole thing is starting to sound like a group of guys in a bar with no women around.
      Does that really happen? Whenever I go to a bar the women are all over me ... I mean, all over the place -- at the bar, the pool tables, etc.
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Does that really happen? Whenever I go to a bar the women are all over me ... I mean, all over the place -- at the bar, the pool tables, etc.
        You mean you actually make it out of the house before they swarm you? I can't even get out the front door.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

          You mean you actually make it out of the house before they swarm you? I can't even get out the front door.
          Pay back the money you owe them. :p
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            Pay back the money you owe them. :p
            ...I'm nowhere near that good of an online marketer. I'll be in debt forever.
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                Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

                ...thinking that Joe might want to demote himself from Level 13 to Level 3 Internet Marketer after that comment....

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                Meh, level 13 doesn't mean nearly as much as the people I piss off seem to think it does. When I'm near 50 we'll talk .
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      This whole thing is starting to sound like a group of guys in a bar with no women around.
      Fascinating, ain't it?
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        Originally Posted by LynnM View Post

        Fascinating, ain't it?
        Oh yeah? Well....you have COOTIES .

        Help me out here fellas it was the best I could come up with.
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          Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

          Oh yeah? Well....you have COOTIES .

          Help me out here fellas it was the best I could come up with.
          That might be more effective if I knew what a cootie was
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    This has turned into quite the sausage thread.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      This has turned into quite the sausage thread.
      Should I change my sig and try to bring some females from upstairs lol?
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        Should I change my sig and try to bring some females from upstairs lol?
        Nah, we don't need a bunch of above-ground dwellers mucking up the party down here in the cellar. You invite them down and they might not leave. Next thing you know, we've got "which is the best autoresponder?" threads cluttering up the bar. If that happens, I'm getting a rope and looking for a rafter.
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    Stop being immature guys. I voted for Richard.
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    SShip is going to quickly walking away now. :p Good luck guys.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Jason, you're falling behind man. I'm going to lose money on this thread! I mean...crap. Gambling problem exposed.
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    I was sort of leaning towards Richard. But then I saw the poll option...

    the refined British gentleman
    ...And I realized that there must be two Richard Vans on the forum, because the one I know surely isn't "refined." British, yeah. Refined? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaa *wipes tears from eyes*

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      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      I was sort of leaning towards Richard. But then I saw the poll option...



      ...And I realized that there must be two Richard Vans on the forum, because the one I know surely isn't "refined." British, yeah. Refined? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaa *wipes tears from eyes*

      Becky
      OK...so I exaggerated the facts a bit.

      A lot.

      Completely.
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      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      I was sort of leaning towards Richard. But then I saw the poll option...



      ...And I realized that there must be two Richard Vans on the forum, because the one I know surely isn't "refined." British, yeah. Refined? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaa *wipes tears from eyes*

      Becky
      You'd be surprised Becky.

      British? Nah, English/Irish actually. British is just something the government and others use to bandy four totally seperate countries, often with their very own language, together.

      Refined? Not when dealing with some of the idiots I come across here but very refined when I need to be, when it's important and when I want something.

      Never judge a man by his written word and a silly avatar picture.

      I could of course just be playing up for the voters.

      Good to know you have such a high opinion of me Becky. :p

      Edit. One of the definitions of refined is "free of any impurities", so on reflection I couldn't possibly be refined. My apologies.
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          Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

          Georgia Dreamboat

          Jason, that should be your new tag line under your name: The Georgia Dreamboat.


          (It could also be your WWF wrestling name, too!)
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            Wow Richard!

            It's nice to see you in living color. That being said, I'm going to miss the dark and mysterious Richard though.

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            • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
              Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

              *shakes head in disappointment*

              Oh Rich. I can't believe you would sink to such a level as to just play up a role in order to get votes.

              *shakes head again*

              Back in my day, my friend, when we still had to walk to school with no shoes through 19 feet of snow in July, uphill both ways, and we were forced to walk backwards the entire 27 miles to the little red schoolhouse covered in bird poop, a man attempting to win an election would never cater to the voter's needs.

              NO!!

              He would tell it like it is, tell them what he really thought, and then let the voter's vote for him if they liked what he stood for.

              Now...you have sunk to a level consistent with a lowly backwoods politician trying to keep his moonshine still from being discovered by them thar Revenuers.

              I, on the other hand, have kept my head held high and stayed true to my course. I have only offered to sleep with all of the feminine voters in order to get their vote. I will give them all 5 bajillion dollars for their vote. I will not give them what they want, but what I want them to have.

              I am a manly man and a lover of the ladies, and I would love to have them show their support of me by casting their vote as the one and only Georgia Dreamboat they know I am.

              /PoliticalSpeech

              -- j
              I am speechless.

              That was literary genius.

              I'll have to resort to some real low blow show boating to win this one now.

              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              Wow Richard!

              It's nice to see you in living color. That being said, I'm going to miss the dark and mysterious Richard though.
              Very kind of you Terra, that's the first compliment I've had on it. I shall change back to it I think.
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          Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

          *shakes head in disappointment*

          Oh Rich. I can't believe you would sink to such a level as to just play up a role in order to get votes.

          *shakes head again*

          Back in my day, my friend, when we still had to walk to school with no shoes through 19 feet of snow in July, uphill both ways, and we were forced to walk backwards the entire 27 miles to the little red schoolhouse covered in bird poop, a man attempting to win an election would never cater to the voter's needs.

          NO!!

          He would tell it like it is, tell them what he really thought, and then let the voter's vote for him if they liked what he stood for.

          Now...you have sunk to a level consistent with a lowly backwoods politician trying to keep his moonshine still from being discovered by them thar Revenuers.

          I, on the other hand, have kept my head held high and stayed true to my course. I have only offered to sleep with all of the feminine voters in order to get their vote. I will give them all 5 bajillion dollars for their vote. I will not give them what they want, but what I want them to have.

          I am a manly man and a lover of the ladies, and I would love to have them show their support of me by casting their vote as the one and only Georgia Dreamboat they know I am.

          /PoliticalSpeech

          -- j
          Ah. You haven't met me yet. I could fix that for ya.

          Richard - Much more approachable look by far.
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    I expect royalties for that tagline.
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    It might help if both of you guys kissed more babies. Women dig that stuff.

    :p
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        Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post


        Babies are crawling, breathing, barfing, pooping infections-waiting-to-happen ... I am literally scared to death of babies.

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        Ouch! That's gonna cost ya some votes.
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    I would vote... but I'd look like a cougar either way.

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      Originally Posted by Rose Anderson View Post

      I would vote... but I'd look like a cougar either way.

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        Originally Posted by kenmichaels View Post

        Nothing wrong with a good cougar

        Okay....Ken gets my vote!
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