Cheese vs. Bacon

by Kurt

Posted: 13 years ago 30 replies

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If you could only have one, either cheese or bacon, for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

Dan Riffle 13 years ago

It's not even close. Bacon is good, but cheese is the food of the Gods.

A wise man once said that all other food is just a delivery system for cheese.
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- Merlina 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  It's not even close. Bacon is good, but cheese is the food of the Gods.
  
  A wise man once said that all other food is just a delivery system for cheese.
  
  Well said.
  
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  Daniel Evans 13 years ago
  
  When did anyone ever reject a bacon sandwich in favor of a cheese sandwich?
  
  I rest my case.
  
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  Kurt 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Daniel Evans
  
  When did anyone ever reject a bacon sandwich in favor of a cheese sandwich?
  
  I rest my case.
  
  And when did anyone ever choose a slice of baconcake over a slice of cheesecake?
  
  I think it's time to reopen your case.
  
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  Daniel Evans 13 years ago
  
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Glen Barnhardt 13 years ago

I don't know... I love cheese but I can eat a pound of bacon. I think I'll go with bacon.
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- Kay King 13 years ago
  
  Kurt - that's a mean question. How could you give up either one?
  
  But - cheese has many flavors and textures...and bacon always tastes like...bacon.
  
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  leighs31 13 years ago
  
  mmm bacon butties are just the best. But then all the different cheeses too... mmmm undecided but now I am hungry and am off to eat a bacon butty lol
  
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Geordie John 13 years ago

Together they make any dish better! But i had to go for bacon as the single option...
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ThomM 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

If you could only have one, either cheese or bacon, for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

You're a sick man
That's like asking if you had a choice, which arm you'd want cut off
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Rose Anderson 13 years ago

I love bacon, but I prefer cheese with my wine. So I'm going to have to vote for cheese.
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- fin 13 years ago
  
  If I couldn't have cheese I wouldn't be able to eat lasagne, cheeseburgers, pizza, or cheesy fries.
  
  I think I'll choose cheese.
  
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  MissTerraK 13 years ago
  
  I could live without bacon, I'd just eat more ham.
  
  But cheese, I couldn't do without cheese.
  
  Cheese is a staple I include in every romantic tryst for two. Cheese and wine as Rose mentioned, cheese cubes and grapes, cheese and crackers, chips and cheese, cottage cheese and peaches and the list goes on and on.
  
  Besides, how could I be a good girl and eat my veges without cheese? :confused:
  
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John Atkins 13 years ago

Cheese. Bacon is good, but I don't use it as much as cheese. Cheese
is healthier too.
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MoneyMagnetMagnate 13 years ago

Well...Cheese does come in more flavors than Bacon does...

The Cheese Shop sketch, Monty Python - YouTube

But this wouldn't happen at the Bacon Shoppe :rolleyes:
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HeySal 13 years ago

Jeez Kurt - I agree with Thom. You're just mean spirited.

Cheese. Cheese is a staple. Bacon is a treat. I've even had cheddar with bacon bits in it. I've eaten vegetarian lasagna, moussaka, spaghetti, manticotti - but never any bacon in any of them.....and that's just a few dishes with cheese in them. I use bacon for very little.
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DJL 13 years ago

I would vote for oatmeal, but it's not available to choose.
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- Daniel Evans 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by DJL
  
  I would vote for oatmeal, but it's not available to choose.
  
  First I was shocked at something as holy as bacon being compared with cheese, but oatmeal!!? :confused:
  
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zimo 13 years ago

I have a friend who said he was vegan, but made an exception for bacon. That's how good it is.
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Dennis Gaskill 13 years ago

I live in Wisconsin. Does anyone really not know which one I'd pick?
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Ken Leatherman

13 years ago

Well I voted for cheese, but I have to tell you it was a hard choice, as I love my bacon. And besides cheeseheads like Dennis drool when their not eating cheese.

Ken

The old Geezer

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Dennis Gaskill

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman

Well I voted for cheese, but I have to tell you it was a hard choice, as I love my bacon. And besides cheeseheads like Dennis drool when their not eating cheese.

Ken

The old Geezer

Stool pigeon!

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alistair 13 years ago

The things people will do for cheese.

E:60 The Amazing Chase - YouTube

Bacons alright but I can live without it, but not cheese.
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SentralIT 13 years ago

Two of my favourite foods. REAL tough choice, but it had to be cheese!
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- Kurt 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by JaRyCu
  
  I'm really shocked no one else brought this out...but WTF are we gonna do with no bacon cheeseburgers anymore???
  
  -- j
  
  Double cheese burgers with a side of philly cheese steaks.
  
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HostWind 13 years ago

The pretty obvious answer is cheesebacon here if you ask me. Or baconcheese, I'm still kind of iffy about one or the other.
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Michael Ten 13 years ago

I am a bacon man, here.
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aaaa33030 13 years ago

I prefer the bacon because I like the meat food group more than the other 3 food groups
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- Daniel Evans 13 years ago
  
  Can we just have cheesey bacon?
  
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Sumit Menon 13 years ago

I see you have lots of free time these days, Kurt!

I voted cheese, never had bacon.
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