A Few Things You Should Know About Poo.
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there a cow came by and dropped a load of dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all snug and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat soon discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.
The moral of the story is:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
While he was lying there a cow came by and dropped a load of dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all snug and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat soon discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.
The moral of the story is:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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