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Steven the Seagull on School Security

by Daniel Evans
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Actor Steven the Seagull trains Arizona posse on school security.

Watch the video - Yahoo! UK

Behold, the topic be turned into a bizzare heroic parody!

0:37 is hands down my favourite moment.
  • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      The only thing that convinces me that the video is real is the serious nature of the topic.

      I've never seen a presentation so baffling. From the 70+ year old playing Magnum PI in the hallway to Seagull playing the role of a teacher with a reversed cap to the muticoloured gay rights banners and people looking like they are consciously trying to act humorous - including the tone of narrators voice, it's all a bit up in the air to me!

      I heard he's a seagull on weekends.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    That whole thing looks like a FARSE! An ADULT goes into a school with a gun to cause trouble and gives up THAT quickly? You are DREAMING! And what steven seagal said? *****DUH*****! You know WHY the REAL police don't do that? Unless things are a bit better than that, trying such a thing could get people killed EVEN if it was never intended!

    There HAVE been MURDERS that have happened in such cases. HECK, some were by the COPS. Look at dorner, I think half of those killed or hurt were done by OTHER police officers. Who knows, maybe that is dorners plan. If enough people hear of such things, they will react like heysal aid in a post about it recently. It was something like "MY GOD! Don't they check license plates?"

    It is RARELY that smooth. Even the MOVIES don't generally make it that smooth. SURE, there are situations where there is ONE person that is young and hasn't thought this out, or is really tired and just gives up, but if it is a group, others may react if they even hear a shot, and you may not have a clear shot.

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author Jeff Williams
      I agree with Steve. There is no way a guy who is shooting up a school just lays down when confronted with 2 loud police officers. We've had enough experience with this to know that most mass spree killers either kill themselves or go down in a hail of bullets.

      Steven Seagal may have experience with dynamic entry into homes, where the suspect is caught off guard or has no particular interest in dying at the moment. So, I'm sure he expects every suspect he barges in on to just give up and put their hands behind their back.

      In this case though, those two officers would have been in a real gunfight.

      And Steven Seagal? Please. I thought he only killed dogs and chickens.
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  • Profile picture of the author MoneyMagnetMagnate
    I can't wait for the new movie to come out...

    STEVEN SEGAL
    IN
    KINDERGARTEN COP II
    "It's NOT a Tumor!"
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    Nope, He's the real deal, from his wiki:
    Seagal is currently a Reserve Deputy Chief of the Sheriff's Office in the community of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. Seagal has a second home in Louisiana, and spends several months a year there.[18] He graduated from a police academy in California over twenty years ago[citation needed] and has a certificate from Peace Officer Standards & Training[citation needed] (POST), an organization that accredits California police officers.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

      Nope, He's the real deal, from his wiki:
      Seagal is currently a Reserve Deputy Chief of the Sheriff's Office in the community of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. Seagal has a second home in Louisiana, and spends several months a year there.[18] He graduated from a police academy in California over twenty years ago[citation needed] and has a certificate from Peace Officer Standards & Training[citation needed] (POST), an organization that accredits California police officers.
      WHOOPI! Just going in with the idea that everyone will and MUST obey you, or you control it is dumb on its face. The reason why they take hostages is because they EXPECT you to think like that AND, if you do, the hostages may suffer.

      Steve
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      • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
        Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

        WHOOPI! Just going in with the idea that everyone will and MUST obey you, or you control it is dumb on its face. The reason why they take hostages is because they EXPECT you to think like that AND, if you do, the hostages may suffer.

        Steve
        What I forgot to add,Steve.

        He is a pompous, cheese loving, mentally unstable and extremly dangerous.
        But for whatevwr reason, I do like some of his movies and his corny TV show
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