How do you spend your weekend?

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After a long tiring week i like to watch a funny movie on weekend. Something like American Pie. A movie with dirty jokes. I want more.
Games are also good way to feel relaxed.
But there is nothing that will make you more relax (Other then s**) than watch a movie with dirty jokes. Suggest me few i might not have seen yet.
#fun #movies #relax #weekend
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Ten
    My weekends go somewhat sort of like this quite often. I go to a gym at least once; I practice Tai Chi on Saturdays usually. I also like to watch some streaming media. I usually work some, to be honest. I also like to go do some social things relatively frequently.
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    During (american) football season, catch a few games.
    Other than that, grocery store,walk the hood with my dog,
    Cruise the beach, go to the Park or Ride the bike with the wife.
    Try to decompress and chill.
    All depends on the Honey-do list. And if Im in the doghouse.
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    • Profile picture of the author Khemosabi
      Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

      During (american) football season, catch a few games.
      Other than that, grocery store,walk the hood with my dog,
      Cruise the beach, go to the Park or Ride the bike with the wife.
      Try to decompress and chill.
      All depends on the Honey-do list. And if Im in the doghouse.
      You know we plan that right? :p
      *Monday* Did he put his clothes in the hamper?
      *Tuesday* Did he know that I hoped he would bring me home some ice cream?
      *Wednesday* Did he know that I was thinking of a moment, long ago that made me sad, AND HE DIDN'T HUG ME?
      *Thursday* Ok, so he made a big dinner, what does he want, a brownie button?
      *Friday* Sure, we'll go out with "your" friends, sounds fun! Oh, you want alone time with them... well, here's some singles, HAVE A GREAT TIME!
      *Saturday* After staying up all night and being on the phone with my mother, I'm way too tired to make your a$$ breakfast, and JUST SO YOU KNOW, the kids haven't been fed yet and I'm at the mall.
      *Sunday* Football is over, the rest of the year is MINE.. BWAHAHHAHAHHAAA.. wait, what? You wanna watch NASCAR?
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Khemosabi View Post

        You know we plan that right? :p
        *Monday* Did he put his clothes in the hamper?
        *Tuesday* Did he know that I hoped he would bring me home some ice cream?
        *Wednesday* Did he know that I was thinking of a moment, long ago that made me sad, AND HE DIDN'T HUG ME?
        *Thursday* Ok, so he made a big dinner, what does he want, a brownie button?
        *Friday* Sure, we'll go out with "your" friends, sounds fun! Oh, you want alone time with them... well, here's some singles, HAVE A GREAT TIME!
        *Saturday* After staying up all night and being on the phone with my mother, I'm way too tired to make your a$$ breakfast, and JUST SO YOU KNOW, the kids haven't been fed yet and I'm at the mall.
        *Sunday* Football is over, the rest of the year is MINE.. BWAHAHHAHAHHAAA.. wait, what? You wanna watch NASCAR?
        Good Lord! You sound just like my wife! Do all women communicate telepathically or is The Word just passed across the world on the walls of women's restrooms?

        Of course, it does work both ways:

        *Monday* Did she take off her clothes and do a sexy little dance before bed?

        *Tuesday* Did she know that I hoped she would bring home her hot co-worker? It seems I need to work on my powers of mind control.

        *Wednesday* Did she know that I was thinking of a moment, long ago, before we were married when she used to, you know, do other stuff and I was hoping she'd do it tonight?

        *Thursday* Ok, so she made a big dinner, what does she want, a brownie button? (This is the same in my house, just gender-reversed.)

        *Friday* Sure, we'll go out with "your" friends, sounds fun! Oh, you want alone time with them... well, here's some fifties, HAVE A GREAT TIME buying more damn shoes that you're going to donate to Goodwill after wearing them twice!

        *Saturday* After staying up all night and being on the phone with her mother, she's way too tired to fool around, and JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'm not making her breakfast. Instead, I'm going to screw up some laundry so she doesn't ask me to do it again for a few months.

        *Sunday* Football is over, and she might think the rest of the year is hers. Little does she know it's baseball season, I just ordered the MLB package, and I'm about to tuck into an octupleheader.
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        • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Good Lord! You sound just like my wife! Do all women communicate telepathically or is The Word just passed across the world on the walls of women's restrooms?

          Of course, it does work both ways:

          *Monday* Did she take off her clothes and do a sexy little dance before bed?

          *Tuesday* Did she know that I hoped she would bring home her hot co-worker? It seems I need to work on my powers of mind control.

          *Wednesday* Did she know that I was thinking of a moment, long ago, before we were married when she used to, you know, do other stuff and I was hoping she'd do it tonight?

          *Thursday* Ok, so she made a big dinner, what does she want, a brownie button? (This is the same in my house, just gender-reversed.)

          *Friday* Sure, we'll go out with "your" friends, sounds fun! Oh, you want alone time with them... well, here's some fifties, HAVE A GREAT TIME buying more damn shoes that you're going to donate to Goodwill after wearing them twice!

          *Saturday* After staying up all night and being on the phone with her mother, she's way too tired to fool around, and JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'm not making her breakfast. Instead, I'm going to screw up some laundry so she doesn't ask me to do it again for a few months.

          *Sunday* Football is over, and she might think the rest of the year is hers. Little does she know it's baseball season, I just ordered the MLB package, and I'm about to tuck into an octupleheader.
          ROFLMAO!

          Comedy Gold,Riffle.
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    ^^^ I knew it was a conspiracy!^^^^
    And just Daytona, Dear.
    Then the Masters, March Madness and Duck Dynasty.
    Then I'm all yours....
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  • Profile picture of the author themen710
    I like staying at home with my family. We can plan to have small parties for everyone. They will relax after a hard week working. Sometimes, we visit friends and go to shoping! it's interesting to begin a new week working.
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  • Profile picture of the author SandraLarkin
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    Well your answers will greatly depend on what age I am at the time.
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    Sometimes I run nekkid through the forest chasing wood nymphs. Not sure what I'll do if I catch one...
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      How do you spend your weekend?
      Depends how much Friday nights, Saturdays and Sundays are worth. :p

      Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author funtler
    Some nice comments. Thanks buddies.
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  • Profile picture of the author HorseStall
    I tend to tackle "projects" on the weekend, sometimes they are work related, sometimes family or house projects.

    HTH
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  • Profile picture of the author Monika Verma
    Watching movies ,outing and take awesome meals in rest of times.
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