Twinkies Coming back To Walmart

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Starting on July 14th Twinkies are coming back!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Oh goody goody - got to start shopping at walmart now that they will have one of the leading favorite of the American obese's psuedo-foods on the shelves.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    This was the scariest part to me:
    The more you hear about these new and improved Twinkies, the more they sound like a food to have around in case the end of the world is promised again. They've been newly created to last three weeks longer than the original Twinkie, they have an expiration date of 45 days away from the day they're package.

    Hostess said it is freezing some of the Twinkies so some stores can put their own expiration dates on the packages when they go out on the rack. These improved snacks sound like they would fit very nicely in your cabinet next to canned goods, which last a good while in storage. They might be the only snack food fit for a stockpile of emergency food because of their new longevity promise!
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      Hostess said it is freezing some of the Twinkies so some stores can put their own expiration dates on the packages when they go out on the rack.
      Is that even legal? Aren't they supposed to have an expiration date? BTW the idea of 3 more weeks? They almost CERTAINLY use hydrogenated oils, or psuedo foods. EITHER are NOT healthy!

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      • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
        Pre-made sweet cakes like that do not interest me. Give me some fresh-made cake instead, please, and hold the crappy icing. Fresh fruit on top tastes a lot better.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    April,
    I don't eat that crap either.
    I am a sucker for homemade brownies and German chocolate cake though.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Even bakery cake and cookies don't taste as good as they used to. Well -- Krispy Cremes are awesome. I usually don't eat sweets other than cheesecake that aren't homemade. They just don't cut it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    I can't believe I forgot the Walmart launch date for the Twinkies. Now I'm going to get out in this outrageous heat and humidity. As sweet as I am I know I'll melt down; before I can get the Twinkies back to the house.


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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman View Post

      I can't believe I forgot the Walmart launch date for the Twinkies. Now I'm going to get out in this outrageous heat and humidity. As sweet as I am I know I'll melt down; before I can get the Twinkies back to the house.


      Twinkies Old Geezer
      You'll be okay as long as you rub a Twinkie all over yourself before you head back to your house. You won't be allowed to expire until 45 days later.

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author cxanyvrsnljz
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      • Profile picture of the author lcombs
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        You'll be okay as long as you rub a Twinkie all over yourself before you head back to your house. You won't be allowed to expire until 45 days later.

        Terra
        There's a similar story about peanut butter, a dog, and a surprise party.:rolleyes:
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

          There's a similar story about peanut butter, a dog, and a surprise party.:rolleyes:

          Hmmm,

          Well, I've never heard of it. :p

          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            You'll be okay as long as you rub a Twinkie all over yourself before you head back to your house. You won't be allowed to expire until 45 days later.

            Terra
            Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman View Post

            ROFLMBO !! That is so kinky. Way to go Terra.
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            It is? Kinky, I mean?

            Huh, Who'da thunk it?

            I was thinking more along the lines of preservatives.

            Terra
            Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

            There's a similar story about peanut butter, a dog, and a surprise party.:rolleyes:
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Hmmm,

            Well, I've never heard of it. :p

            Terra
            Terra, Terra, Terra

            I'm quite surprised you have led such a sheltered life, thunk college days. :p

            For details listen up to Icombs.


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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman View Post

              Terra, Terra, Terra

              I'm quite surprised you have led such a sheltered life, thunk college days. :p

              For details listen up to Icombs.


              Dirty Minded Old geezer
              Well, I took a lot of my college courses while still in high school. But you are right, I have led a pretty sheltered life. But...

              That doesn't mean I don't know how to have fun. I'm just not sure that fun involves peanut butter, dogs and a surprise party.

              Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author ThomM
          Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

          There's a similar story about peanut butter, a dog, and a surprise party.:rolleyes:
          The story I could tell you if this wasn't a public forum
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    ROFLMBO !! That is so kinky. Way to go Terra.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman View Post

      ROFLMBO !! That is so kinky. Way to go Terra.
      It is? Kinky, I mean?

      Huh, Who'da thunk it?

      I was thinking more along the lines of preservatives.

      Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author taskemann
    Can someone please send me a pack? I really want to test how they taste.

    Meanwhile, can you please share you best Twinkie memory if you don't mind?
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      • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
        Meanwhile, can you please share you best Twinkie memory if you don't mind?
        I shore can! Many moons ago I asked ole Twinkie Thadpucker for a date and she accepted. We went down to Stumpwoody Lake and parked our truck thar under the moonlight with the crickets a providin a nighttime chorus. We climbed into the back of the truck and sat down on the couch and looked deep into each others eyes.

        First thing you know we commenced to kissin. It commenced to gettin real warm when we swapped tabacky and I started to feel tingly all over! Twinkie turned to me and said, "Thad" (she said that cause that is my name)... she said, "Thad, I shore would like to get into yore pants!" I said, "Alright Twinkie" and I commenced to take my pants off and give them to her. She got into them and we commenced to kissin again!

        I think I had best stop there cause this forum is mixed company and I don't want to say more that I am supposed to.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

        Why you dadgum, cotton-mouthed, shurky durn revenuer! I can tell you done been in the Shine Shed and partook of ole Thad's elixr! STAY OUTTA MY SHINE!!!

        Ya know, on second thought I think I will just hire that there folk to write me some articles! Them thangs GOT to be high convertin!!!
        ROFL!

        Good ole Thad is always good for puttin' a smile on my face and makin' me laugh!

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
          That doesn't mean I don't know how to have fun. I'm just not sure that fun involves peanut butter, dogs and a surprise party.
          Nah, that party was LAST week... I was there!
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

            Nah, that party was LAST week... I was there!
            So tell me about it, haha!

            I loves me some good story tellin".

            Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author TrumpiaTim
    Are they bringing back Ding Dongs too?
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