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Puns

by Keosar
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I've found something really nice here about riddles/fish puns etc Read Funny Puns or Fish Puns, Jokes or Riddles
  • Profile picture of the author IvoryPulse
    I love puns. Here are some my personal favorites:

    I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

    A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

    No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

    Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

    I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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