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Just not right for the pun thread - coffee on keyboard funny.

by HeySal
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Okay - I love science/philosophy jokes.

Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him if he'd like to try some of the primely aged scotch he had just opened. Rene shakes his head and says "I think not" - and disappeared.
  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    I smiled, therefore I thanked.
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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    • Profile picture of the author whland
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      I smiled, therefore I thanked.
      Me too. Thanks for the laughs guys. I need a good laugh tonight.

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    Coffee drinking is not going well tonight.
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    When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
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    A physicist and his pal walk into a bar. The physicist said "I just want some H20".

    His friend said "I'll have some H20, too.". He died.
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    Drinking and Rene Descartes?

    Sounds like a cue for a song:

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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
    Rene shakes his head and says "I think not" - and disappeared.
    Shortly after which, Socrates was heard to say, "I drank WHAT?"
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      A buddhist monk goes up to the hot dog stand and says to the vendor "make me one with everything".

      The vendor gives him his hot dog with all the trimmings and the monk hands over a $20 bill, which the vendor takes and goes to serve the next customer. "Hey, where's my change?" asks the monk. "Change must come from within" is the reply.

      The monk then brandishes a gun which has strangely materialized from his chest. "Where did THAT come from?" asks the vendor. "It's my inner piece" says the monk, pocketing his change.

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    A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe as his boss lectured and answered difficult questions about the nature of things and the meaning of life.

    Then, one day, the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for just one evening. The philosopher agreed, and, for a while, the driver handled himself remarkably well.

    However, when the time came for questions, someone at the back of the room asked him, "Is the epistemological meta-narrative that you seem to espouse compatible with a teleological account of the universe?"

    The driver smiled. "That's an extremely simple question," he replied. "So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer it."
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