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There was too much sand on the beach!!

by AnniePot
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Hi everyone - I just had to share this one: Ridiculous Tourist Complaints
  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Those are hilarious - you have to wonder how people like that make enough money to be able to travel! They sound too stupid to work.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    “My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

    lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    shocking!

    sand on the beach!??! fish in the water???

    gasp!
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    At least it wasn't a "stupid american site!" They had stupid british people also.

    May favorite is:

    "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared"

    If I were the tour guide, and heard that, I would want to call Child protection services! HEY, these people isolate their kids, and want all the bodies of water to have NO fish!

    And foreigners in a foreign land? SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!!!!!

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Jeez -- it should be a prosecutable crime to be that stupid and to go out in public.
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
    Ouch, my ribs hurt!

    So funny, but I can't decide between #5 and #16.
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    • Profile picture of the author AnniePot
      Originally Posted by MikeTucker View Post

      Ouch, my ribs hurt!

      So funny, but I can't decide between #5 and #16.
      I couldn't stop laughing either . . .
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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by AnniePot View Post

        I couldn't stop laughing either . . .
        What a coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!! ! Read my post carefully! It contains #5, and refers to #16!

        If this were a competition, I would have to say they are clearly tied!

        Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    It makes you wonder how some people manage to get through the day.
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    Thank you for sharing those "stupid" complaints. They must have been at the end of the line when they were handing out brains and then gave up and went home before it got to their turn.
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    How about the couple stranded on the broken down escalator? Sued the mall. :rolleyes:
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      How about the couple stranded on the broken down escalator? Sued the mall. :rolleyes:
      REALLY!?!?!?!? WOW! HOW do you get STRANDED on an escalator!?!?!?

      OK, true story! This WAS DECADES ago! HEY, I was just a widow kid! I was in a mall, and saw a button on an escalator! I PRESSED IT! The escalator STOPPED! I know ONE guy that wasn't happy! I don't recall a talk of suits though!

      Steve
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