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Re. The End of the World in 2012

by Thomas
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You can all stop theorising about this... the world IS going to end in 2012.

It won't be a nuclear holocaust, or pole shift, or cometary strike... or anything like that.

It will be me.

I will end it.

Sorry... it's in my way.

I'm sure you all understand.
  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    YES and I am sure you will understand if I throw up on your shoe.

    That's what I think of one more thread about 2012.

    Cut the bloody blarney, Yo.

    Let's 'end' 2012 threads.

    The world will end on its own when Xod is ready.

    I can wait.


    ... but glad you are feeling your oats.
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    Thomas! So you really ARE God!!
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  • Profile picture of the author AdamSlade88
    2012 is when the apes will take over the world....
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      There will never be an end to these End of the World threads. I prophesy that in 2012, just as the sun rises each morning, these same threads will all rise with the dates changed to 2036.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by acur042 View Post

      2012 is when the apes will take over the world....
      You seem to be unaware of the US Congress and Admin. I knew there would be trouble from all those Primate studies in Linguistics.

      Tommy -- I'm very sorry, dear, but I am busy in 2012 and will not be able to attend. If you should reschedule the event, please let me know.
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Originally Posted by acur042 View Post

      2012 is when the apes will take over the world....
      That has already happened. We are living on the planet of the apes as fully documented by Tim Burton.
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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by myob View Post

        That has already happened. We are living on the planet of the apes as fully documented by Tim Burton.
        You might think that you are kidding, but you aren't! What is the most prolific "intelligent" mammal on this planet that basically expects ALL others to bow down before it? Cages, kills, and even wipes out creatures that DON'T? APES!!!!! Don't believe me!?!?!?:

        YEP, I am SERIOUS here!

        Hominidae - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

        I have said for DECADES this was happening, and some think I was exagerating. Well, it turns out science agrees more than I thought, and I was more correct than I thought.

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  • Profile picture of the author Star69
    If we must suffer through yet another 2012 thread, let's at least make it enjoyable:

    Isn't it a shame we can't know for sure that the world will end December 21, 2012? Think about it, if we knew for sure the world will end, that we will all without a doubt die, then we'd be able to finally do what we've always wanted to do without having to worry about the repercussions.

    I'd drive as fast as I could on the freeway. Screw the cops and the tickets, stop me if you think you can. Maybe I'd rob a bank. Maybe I'd get on the subway and start grabbing women's asses with abandon. Maybe I'd walk into the Four Seasons lobby and pee on the floor right in front of everyone. Maybe I'd go skydiving and deliberately not pull the cord, just to see what it feels like to watch the Earth fly into my face. Maybe I'd burn all my clothes and just be naked.

    Heck, I think I'd start a week ahead of time, just for the hell of it! (I'd better save the skydiving for last.)

    What would you do if you knew the world was going to end, without a doubt? What would you do if you knew you would get away with it?
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
    Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

    You can all stop theorising about this... the world IS going to end in 2012.
    Will the end of the world be televised?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

      Will the end of the world be televised?
      Probably will be on at an inconvenient time but I'm pretty sure we can catch the replays on ESPN...
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  • Profile picture of the author AndrewL
    I do look forward to seeing the movie 2012 that is supposed to be out at the end of this year.
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    • Profile picture of the author Pixulated
      Originally Posted by AndrewL View Post

      I do look forward to seeing the movie 2012 that is supposed to be out at the end of this year.
      Yeah I wanna see that movie as well, but yeah I'm on the same level I seriously doubt the world is going to end in 2012 rofl.
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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        Hate to tell you - but I'm so tired of "world will end in 2012" talk - that I've decided to end it in 2011 just to avoid the panic.

        Sorry, but that's the way it's gotta be.

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        • Profile picture of the author Dixiebelle
          If everyone can just hang in there a little longer, the rumors will end on Jan. 1, 2013.
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

          Hate to tell you - but I'm so tired of "world will end in 2012" talk - that I've decided to end it in 2011 just to avoid the panic.

          Sorry, but that's the way it's gotta be.

          kay
          Damn - I'm busy that year, too. Can't attend either ending. I feel so left out.
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          • Profile picture of the author ConcordeWarrior
            How about the end of the World in 2020 or even better 2121?

            Looking at the numbers alignment, it sounds more logical than 2012.
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          • Profile picture of the author mschiemann
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Damn - I'm busy that year, too. Can't attend either ending. I feel so left out.

            In conjunction with your first post, just LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author remodeler
    2012...the end of the world as we know it. Brought to you by the same folks that gave you the Y2K predicted chaos!
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    • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
      so just start living our life right now every day like it is our last day.
      Enjoy it! Just in case. Because nothing is certain except our mortality.

      And I'll toast you all on December 25, 2012 because it will be a holiday season to remember, I'm sure
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  • Profile picture of the author Bright Wings
    What's missing with all the talk about endings is that each one also signals a BEGINNING. So if there are going to be endings, we can celebrate the beginnings, too. I mean just look how many are already predicted right on this page so far!

    Heck I think I'll begin something right now. The last minute just ended.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Sal -

      Ok - when do you have time for the ending? I can schedule around that. Or we could target 2010 and just party for the rest of this year! With only a few months left, why work our butts off?

      It would end the recession - no one would care as there'd be nothing to look forward to anyway. Take that, Wall Street and DC!
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  • Profile picture of the author James_Harkin
    How about this for what could happen in 2020:

    Read this:

    The Alternative View 2
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    • Profile picture of the author Patrician
      Hi James

      duly noted and bookmarked - w/do!

      Originally Posted by James_Harkin View Post

      How about this for what could happen in 2020:

      Read this:

      The Alternative View 2
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      • Profile picture of the author GeorgettaSterling
        What's really wild is that these ancient Mayans forecast that Thomas would put an end to the world in 2012, and now it is going to happen.

        Unless Thomas saw the forecast and decided to do it on that basis, making it a self-fulfilling prophecy...

        Either way, spooky!

        Unfortunately for everyone, I don't respond well to doing things on OTHER people's timetables. So - I will pledge to "end it" in 2011. Which of course makes the Mayan prophecy appear foolish. Not so "self-fulfilling" now, is it?

        And if Thomas sees this, will he escalate, and pledge to end it in 2010? That will of course prompt me (out of pure ego) to end it in 2009 - - whoops, it already IS 2009. So, like all arms races, in a few days either Thomas or I will "end it" in order to keep up appearances.

        You all have only a couple days left, based on that. Unless - - Thomas and I CONTINUE to up the ante in our mutually destructive race to "end it", in which case the world is already over. Sorry about that.

        Best Regards, Georgetta
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Yeh, hello maybe the world ending seems like an attractive alternative to seeing the manifestations of what has been festering in plain site for decades? witness now 'the chickens come home to roost'.

    yeh, swell. now we know AND NOW WE GET TO LIVE IN IT.

    ...that is why the obsession with this? don't worry it will all be over with some day - may be 20 minutes may be 20 mililion gazillion megabytes.

    WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT?

    STOCK UP ON TOP RAIMEN LIKE FOR Y2K?
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    It's the end of the world as we know it.
    It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
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  • Profile picture of the author goldentraders
    I don't care about when the world would end... it doesn't bother me at all, 'coz we're all gonna die, whether we like it or not... I just believe that God will save my soul...
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Thank you, Kay. You are always so thoughtful and accommodating (at least that's what HE said).

    How bout just before Christmas shopping season. That'll save one big pain in the patoot and give me time to figure out what to wear as well. Don't want to go multi-dimensional in this old ragged wardrobe. I'm thinking something a tad Mayan might be fun and will go well with sensible shoes, which may be a good idea for stepping out into the unknown. I wonder if the music of the spheres is dance worthy?
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  • Profile picture of the author ATV
    I don't see it ending in 2012 like people think. But I do predict some interesting events / good parties.
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    Well count me out, i haven't made my millions yet.Hope is still there?
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  • Profile picture of the author Emily Meeks
    People also thought the world was going to end in 1000... and 2000... 2003... 2006... and many years between 1000 and 2000 that I'm just not sure of right now.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by moneysoapbox View Post

      People also thought the world was going to end in 1000... and 2000... 2003... 2006... and many years between 1000 and 2000 that I'm just not sure of right now.
      But THOSE were just because of some religious idiot. As for Y2K, a lot of jerks just spread ridiculous rumors. I KNEW, for example, that planes wouldn't fall out of the sky, sattelites shouldn't fail, etc... all the REAL predictions though, and ones I agreed with, DID come to pass. LUCKILY enough of them were patched so that many more idiots could spread the rumors that it was a SCAM, and NOTHING happened. Of course, Y2K STILL isn't fixed, it has merely been delayed. The BINARY POSIX failure isn't so obvious. Unless new libraries are surrupticiously implemented, that mayy be bigger than the first Y2K would have been. Especially since it will include many of the "fixed" applications.

      The 2012 prophecy is because of the understanding of the mayan calendar(and assumptions), and at least one other "prophet". I don't know about that, but 2012 looks like it will be one of the best times IN HISTORY to start a world war! Don't be surprised if it DOES happen. At least 2012 will be before the binary Y2K!

      Steve
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      • Profile picture of the author Emily Meeks
        Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

        But THOSE were just because of some religious idiot. As for Y2K, a lot of jerks just spread ridiculous rumors. I KNEW, for example, that planes wouldn't fall out of the sky, sattelites shouldn't fail, etc... all the REAL predictions though, and ones I agreed with, DID come to pass. LUCKILY enough of them were patched so that many more idiots could spread the rumors that it was a SCAM, and NOTHING happened. Of course, Y2K STILL isn't fixed, it has merely been delayed. The BINARY POSIX failure isn't so obvious. Unless new libraries are surrupticiously implemented, that mayy be bigger than the first Y2K would have been. Especially since it will include many of the "fixed" applications.

        The 2012 prophecy is because of the understanding of the mayan calendar(and assumptions), and at least one other "prophet". I don't know about that, but 2012 looks like it will be one of the best times IN HISTORY to start a world war! Don't be surprised if it DOES happen. At least 2012 will be before the binary Y2K!

        Steve
        True, but it's annoying when people assume the worst. People freak out about Nostradamus/2012, but if people actually paid attention the guy made predictions to at LEAST 2100. (I have no real opinion on him myself, this is just what I've read.)

        2012 also gets talked about as a time of "spiritual revelation"... it all depends on who you talk to.
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          Originally Posted by moneysoapbox View Post

          True, but it's annoying when people assume the worst. People freak out about Nostradamus/2012, but if people actually paid attention the guy made predictions to at LEAST 2100. (I have no real opinion on him myself, this is just what I've read.)

          2012 also gets talked about as a time of "spiritual revelation"... it all depends on who you talk to.
          I was talking about edgar cacy(sp?).
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    If the world ever does end its most likely going to be when the sun turns into a red giant or something we wouldn't predict.
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    • Profile picture of the author Emily Meeks
      Originally Posted by Brenton View Post

      If the world ever does end its most likely going to be when the sun turns into a red giant or something we wouldn't predict.
      That wouldn't happen instantaneously though, we'd probably be long dead.
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    And no one thought if the newly RE-elected Iranian son use his nuclear bomb lol Here is an article I was just reading about the re election : http://www.islandcrisis.net/2009/06/...ousavi-killed/
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    If the world ever does end its most likely going to be when the sun turns into a red giant or something we wouldn't predict.
    Come on! This does not happen in 3 years lol. It takes hundred of thousands or million of years
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    YOUR world could possibly end in 5.....4.....3.....2...

    OK....who's still here?
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    When that day comes, I'll go to mars. LOL!
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    I managed to grab 100 Villas in a long, distant planet. Will open a WSO for that pretty soon. If you want to be alerted before the masses just visit the link bellow.

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  • Profile picture of the author Chris Drinkwater
    Oh yea of little faith.... Harken to the Choosen one and prepare... cast away from ye ALL money for ye know it is filth (cast to me) and cast from your bosom all impure thoughts and from your bodies all impure deeds....Draw near and hearken to me, oh litter of warriors. I say unto you that you are round-shouldered through the wearing of braces... Cast then from ye I say and prepare....
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Chris Drinkwater View Post

      Oh yea of little faith.... Harken to the Choosen one and prepare... cast away from ye ALL money for ye know it is filth (cast to me) and cast from your bosom all impure thoughts and from your bodies all impure deeds....Draw near and hearken to me, oh litter of warriors. I say unto you that you are round-shouldered through the wearing of braces... Cast then from ye I say and prepare....
      Wow - you fell in the Holywater vat down in AlexR's basement temple again, didn't ya? Sounds like he's getting cheap and stocking it with Foster's again.
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      • Profile picture of the author Chris Drinkwater
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Wow - you fell in the Holywater vat down in AlexR's basement temple again, didn't ya? Sounds like he's getting cheap and stocking it with Foster's again.
        He waters it down you know .... Not seen him for a while ... last time he was having a hissy fit over the bar bill in the TIP
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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    you'all have been so punk'd....

    Thomas lobs one in here and high tails it out, never to return. And you all just keep on.

    Well, Anyway, I shouldn't say this, but I have it on good authority that the wee little folks have a BIG surprise for Thomas in 2010; so we have nothing to worry about until 2038 when the big Unix/Linux clock calamity hits

    Let's just say you shouldn't piss off the Leprechauns....
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